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I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed. Not my fault they don't have Windows.

Don't chase just replace

Never trust atoms... They make up everything.

Anybody notice shadow getting edgy width comments ? " It wouldn't bother me a bit to take any kind of female to my favorite club. It would show those bitches that I don't need them. :) I say go for it." Has…

I was browsing the yelp reviews of my local clubs. Had a good laugh, because they're basically the opposite of "correct" rankings. Yelp is largely for casual goers, and the reviews are at least 60% by girls. There's also the…

What's the biggest sign of trust a stripper has ever shown you? For me, there was this stripper I had gotten dances from once on a previous visit. Flash forward to this visit and I was tipping her on stage along…

Ok my fellow mongers - I'd like to get your opinion on this. An out of town escort that I have been dying to see is here in town for a few days and I am set to see her…

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the club All the dancers were moving, their boobs and their hips keeping time at the hub. The PLs were snuggled with beers in their hands While strippers with boobies increased their demands. The stockings were…

Here ya go Shadowcat, a new lawyer! http://abovethelaw.com/2014/12/porn-star-passes-most-difficult-bar-exam-in-the-country/

Let's say you have someone who comes to your city for the first time, and they can only go to one strip club in the city. What club would you recommend them to go? What city do you live in? For me,…

Nutted in her eye told that bitch watch my kids

Recently I was having lunch with a favorite OTC and she was talking about work at the club. The server overheard a few comments and asked where she worked. My fav immediately said "I'm a dancer at xyz…

I see my dream stripper approximately one time every week. However, the money and time that it takes for me to get to her city every week is a burden, so I can see a situation developing next year…

Last night I saw a hot dancer on stage, and as soon as she took off her top I got stiff. So we repaired to the VIP room and played in one of the curtained booths. When…

I don't know if this is true or a satire. http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/12/13/south-dakota-rubs-out-dont-jerk-and-drive-campaign-after-its-yanked-in-wrong-direction/

My theory is that that Malaysian plane was heading Australia this year to crash into something but didn't make it for whatever reason. Australia seems to be an obsession with these guys. What is the history behind that?

SALT LAKE CITY – An altercation inside a South Salt Lake strip club escalated Saturday night, and after two groups moved outside at least one shot was fired and a man suffered a broken leg after being hit by a…

Think of those less fortunate than you. http://regretfulmorning.com/2014/12/homeless-people-need-handjobs-too-107/

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Got so drunk with my friends we played football in a kroger parking lot with a bottle of vodka

I hate jealous dancers. They are the ones that treat you like their private possession just because you spent some money on them. They hover over you, glare at other dancers who try to talk to you, and…

Don't be mad cuz I'm doin' me better than you doin' you.

If you're not going to show off your strippers and let people know you're proud to be with her, someone else will.

I'm planning to make one of my occasional visits to Follies on Thursday (Dec 18), probably from around opening until 3-4 pm. If anyone else is interested in joining me, respond or PM me.

I cut/pasted this from a recent review I posted because it is a good discussion topic: There was one late 20's girl that was tied up giving an older guy about 10 dances in a row. They looked very high mileage…