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Not me. I don't care if your ass is big, I don't want any cottage cheese. I saw a new dancer last night with an ass exactly like that. She was hauling a bucket full of cash and she was just…

What kind of restroom troll just sits there an plays on his phone. Hey bud, if you want to earn a tip, turn on the faucet or hand me a towel. I know you are a restroom troll but that does…

The other day in a response here, I alluded to the girl I called My Favorite Cocksucker. Last night I met her spiritual sister. Her younger, and though I didn't think it was possible, more skilled spiritual sister. I…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWxT08QfRUw

As far as tits and ass, do you prefer them natural or fake? If everything is equal, I prefer natural, but for me it's all about how it feels and somewhat how it looks. I applaud girls that have fake asses,…

I've been seeing the same stripper for 6 years. Probably 40% ITC and 60% OTC. There are several others who I've gotten to know really well and frankly my objective has been to not go home with blue balls.…

I guess it's inevitable given the high incidence of stripper-on-stripper hating. Problem is, dancers always seem to want to talk about the club, including your past visits to the club, so you're just constantly getting nudged into the minefield. My…

I was recently at a club and a dancer basically told me I was obligated to tip her. In Miami, after the dancers get off the stage, they walk around and do what we call a "tipwalk". They go up…

Interesting reading. Costly Cuddling: Why My Night of Professional Snuggling Wasn't Worth $325

http://www.tmz.com/2015/02/08/nyc-strip-club-free-lap-dances-nba-all-star-weekend/

A friend of mine asked me if I thought a certain stripper was lesbian based upon what he heard from another guy. He asked me because he knew that I had been to VIP with her. I'm not a newbie…

Did you ever do anything like this? Cute brunette tries to take a shower: http://youtu.be/3wRPOV-H8lY

Inspired by this awful list of "the best strip club in every state": www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/best-strip-club-in-every-state-florida-california-new-york-and-more I pose the question to TUSCLers from all over the country: What, in your expert opinion, are the best strip clubs in your state (or a state…

I don't think much "research" went into this. Mirage is certainly not the best club in NC, it's nice but its full of ROB's and constant upsells. http://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/best-strip-club-in-every-state-florida-california-new-york-and-more

Last Thursday night, I was witness to the stupidest, most boorish example of an idiot straw boss that I have ever seen. I was reconnecting with a dancer that I hadn't seen before and she realized that the dancer who was…

Anyone have any opinions about how it is different guys and different cultures end up with different fixations on aspects of women: boobs, butts, waist-to-hips or waist-to-bust ratio, high pitch of voice? Or the juvenile characteristics: skinniness,…

Dang, last night must have been the lucky night for all things OTC. First ujay's story, now this: So remember this tale? https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=26112. TL/DR version, I got burned out of $200 from a girl who wanted…

https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?ID=1128 Happened to see a new review of this place in Houston, yesterday. It sounds gross, but it is clearly right out there as to what they do. It is a Korean Hostess Bar. Where I live there have been…

I visit the Penthouse Club, Philly, because you get to see some real stunners from time to time. It is owned by the same person who owns Detroits Flight Club and Penthouse Club. They occasionally bring girls from Detroit. I…

Some of you may be familiar with the Darwin Awards which go to people who do incredibly stupid shit. I propose that on tuscl we have the Pathetic Loser awards which go to guys who do incredibly stupid stuff…

Warship the hores that carest four others especielly there children. So sayeth the final prophet of the LORD mane

Sad. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/tenn-stripper-charged-starving-son-death-cops-article-1.2106592

Have you all noticed the big deal SI is making about choosing a "plus size" model for the cover. She is 6' 2" tall and a size 12! If she had a smaller dress size she would be a skeleton.…

In a recent review of Dream Girls in Minneapolis, MN, the reviewer talks about a "double private dance for about 100 bucks." Last I remember, their lap dances were $20 and the bed dances (three-song sets) were $100. This review…

I gotta say I am grateful to Kate Upton and Charlotte McKinney for bring big tits in vogue again. I was starting to feel obsolete with my DDs. Thank you ladies!