I've engaged the services of quite a few strippers to meet me at a hotel for sex. Prices vary but I usually pay about a 50% premium over what Backpage escorts are getting, but I have a much better idea…

It's been a rainy, overcast day where I am. After reading the discussion, "Spring Cleaning," I feel a need to add to the gloom by starting a discussion on depressing strip club happenings. I've always loved my club time, but every…

Each time I share a DS sex story, I think that's probably the last one. I figure we have done just about everything we can do, so now the sex is going to slowly decline and become routine. i'm…

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2015/04/feds_portland_gresham_strip_cl.html#incart_river We may all have experienced less than intelligent management during our visits to strip clubs, but what in the hell is going through these idiot's heads when they're too stupid to figure out that the IRS watches cash based businesses…

Have you ever considered going down to the crossroads to sell your soul? What would you sell your soul for? I considered getting devil eyes that mesmerize hot girls! But that idea is a little too close to roofies for comfort.…

Review: "First time at the club. Visited on a Tuesday night. Girls ranged from 9 to 6. Body type for everyone. The club was slow. There was always a girl sitting on your lap and pushing for a dance. Waitress constantly…

With all the talk of religious freedom and it being illegal to abridge it and illegal to discriminate against homosexuals etc. Should we all get together to form the 'Church of Tuscl' and we worship at the tip rail giving…

One girl started on how she believed in Jesus, all of these posters started attacking her, several posters defended religion yet they were banned. Unreal. One of the mods started bashing religion and turns out she danced with a banned…

Danger of our porn habits being made public http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/could-your-online-porn-habits-be-publicly-released-10160214.html

Brooklyn, Illinois A person was rushed to an area hospital early Wednesday after being shot inside the Pink Slip night club in Brooklyn. According to police reports, the shooting occurred at about 3 a.m. inside the club at 114 S. Fourth St. There…

I vote for motorhead. He seems to always have short little one liners that are right on point and very funny.

I used to intentionally attempt to "accidentally" run into Rosa at work If nothing else than to just to look at her. We really have no need to ever speak even though we work together in the same dept. on different…

On Monday I silently said good bye to my work crush. Today, I am officially saying good bye to porn and my favorite porn actresses. No longer will I follow them on Twitter, email them, or wish to be with them. Also, I…

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When I am really enjoying a Lapdance, I tend to want it to last longer so I am more apt to buy more dances from the same girl. But my question is what you girls rather have a guy that…

Does she leave them that thick to give herself some sort of West Asian look? She could probably pass for Latina if she tried.

I keep reading posts where the poster is saying that they regard what the read here as a work of fictuon. That said I'd like to thank aka give a shout out to the posters who I think are the…

Any TUSCLER's in Augusta for the Master's? I wouldn't mind visiting some SC's with the homies.

A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Do y'all pretty much think it's stripper shit when strippers tell you that you are cute? How often do you get it? The vast majority of strippers that tell me I'm cute put the word so before cute, I guess to…

. A: Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs, and wife; but you can’t beat a blowjob

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This is just anouther reason for visiting a strip club instead of visiting an escort. http://www.providencejournal.com/article/20150403/NEWS/150409737/13748/news The police set up a prostitution sting at a hotel and arrest men a bunch as jons. And although they arrest 4 women for prostitution,…

Do I get extra credit for originality? All from the same club -- must be patriotic Madison Monroe Kennedy Taylor and a DJ named Carter

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