Kid tries to buy condoms https://youtu.be/UdJ6pnPW2b4

https://youtu.be/-6lYyhqpZnc

https://youtu.be/CsxXty6vEBA

Do you guys think about sexual choreographies? Do you actually think out what you intend to do with a girl before you see her? I certainly do. Of course it will often depend on what the girl is wearing.…

There was a recent discussion on whether you like breasts feeling hard/firm or soft. What about the ass? I'm an ass fan. When girls work out their ass, their ass gets harder and firmer. I'm a fan of girls getting in…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5g_gs6nnyo

Me: Let's go get more dances beautiful, I want to LDK with you. Dancer: Awesome. I live for the LDK. I want to make you cum in your pants. Me: Sounds pathetic. Let's go. WTF? How…

My current adventures with John Smith's ex-DS while I wait for my felid army to gather in the states and begin our insurrection has reminded me of the good times I've had with redhead apes. This one time my buddy…

(except for the fact that you would have to be on it with your "real name" [a "real" Facebook name], and so would be subject to review) http://www.ew.com/article/2015/09/30/peeple-app 'Yelp for people' app will let you 'rate' real-life human beings BY MARY SOLLOSI Posted…

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/usain-bolt-slaps-strippers-bottom-6547300

I thought I would have at least a weekend to paint or put some sealant on my roof. we had 6 days of almost non stop drizzle with scattered storms mixed in. Now they are saying we might…

If you live in a diverse area I strongly suggest you find clubs that are stocked with Brazilians. I learned the ways of Brazilian strip clubs too late. Benefits of brazilians: 1.) They see dancing as a respectable profession. You…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYJ2UvnSUMs

That recent post about the Miami pimp pimping out two ladies at a pompano SC brought back memories from encounter I went through back in the early 90's that I use to go to. It was a dive like SC…

https://www.facebook.com/510455345658900/videos/831886166849148/?fref=nf

A recent PM asking me questions about how I travel on planes with weed reminded me of this story. In hindsight, I should have seen this as a bad omen about the loyalty of the DS. We are leaving Seattle…

So I saw the discussion the other day asking for everyone to describe their DS and the John Smith's post tonight comparing a porn star that looks a lot like his first DS. It got me thinking of a fun…

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I'm thinking about doing it. Anybody done these fantasy leagues? Do you ever win or are these leagues dominated by nerds that research every game? How much did you make? Are they legit?

This girl comes the closest to any that I've ever seen online to being the original DS. Her looks, voice, attitude, etc it's uncanny how much they resemble one another. My new fav porn actress. Only difference…

Crazy guy trolls CNN headline news by claiming Edward Snowden is Edward Scissorhands! Brilliant! http://jezebel.com/olympic-level-troll-hijacks-hln-segment-on-edward-snowd-1733833133

Anyone else love the mountains also? http://hugeboobshugerods.tumblr.com/

Does anyone know what the hell a tongue lock is for a trailer? The guy at the farm store didn't... they sell trailer parts... Then there was an old lady, probably in a mini skirt in the parking lot.…

Hello, thanks to anyone who knows the Providence clubs and can provide some advice on the best club for couples. We're looking for a couples friendly club and the best opportunity for privacy/extras. Some of the reviews have said Cadillac…

A. Greasy Cheeseburger with Fries. B. Soup & Salad. My stomach says A. My quack says B. Which is right?