He took the top down and went for a ride https://youtu.be/JpGCwpuBQhM

@mikey portreys himself as a red-blooded american conservative male. but he actually looks like this https://thedailybale.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/telford6.jpg he has gained a lot of weight since that photo was taken because he lives on nothing but hohos and dingdongs and he never leaves…

Does anyone have any clubs that are best to find OTC? Some of the clubs I have been to are Haks, The Playhouse, Just Enuff. I am usually to shy to ask. Was wondering if anyone had luck…

To stare at a nude dancer on stage for several minutes. To fuck her with your eyes from the row behind the tip rail. If before you look you tip her generously, probably 5-10 times what most other guys tip.

Going down from Seattle. Never been to clubs in PDX. I could care less about the drink prices, beer selection, food, or how 'nice' the club is inside. Just want friendly dancers with better than average mileage…

I met a dancer who is the spitting image of the DS. Everything. Face. Mannerisms. Accent. The ultimate tits. I came so close to asking if it was her. It could easily have…

https://youtu.be/Y-ytziBpw4M

I just saw mine. DS just sent me a picture of herself standing in a bubble bath. She has bubbles on her skinny body from head to toe, but her breasts and pussy are visible. She has that beautiful…

Male dogs pee to mark their territory. How do strippers mark a customer as theirs when they are not there, like during a state set? Here's what my dancer just did. She's going on stage. I pre tip…

Especially nude strip clubs. I don't think anything could ever permanently keep me from going. Not even a real relationship with a DS could permanently satisfy. Does that mean that I'm addicted? Are you addicted? Does…

She is nicknamed the LeBron of strippers in the article. https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/how-i-make-300k-stripping-in-vegas I found the article pretty interesting. The most interesting thing to me that she said was that sometimes she makes nothing, and other times she walks out with 20 grand.

http://www.dailyedge.ie/what-is-your-irish-stripper-name-quiz-2839271-Jun2016/

Cleveland's parade and celebration of the Cavs' NBA Championship was today. According to ESPN and the official Cleveland estimate 1.3 million people showed up on this bright sunny 80 degree day. I had business on the westside about 2 miles…

I think it's a bad idea, but it happened. How did Quebecs 2nd biggest city lose out to Las Vegas? Vegas could quickly cough up half a billion for the expansion and already have a new arena being…

Success is being able to put the turd on another mans plate... Wise words to live by

In a no extras club, during a lapdance, how often do you test the waters? How often does a stripper tell you to stop? I sometimes test the waters by kissing her neck, cheek, and shoulders. I like to grab ass…

Although I have affection for Juice my goal for today was to post some meaningful topics instead of annoying bullshit. So, what's the biggest sex opportunity you accidentally passed up or missed out on? Mine wasn't guaranteed but to this…

because i am a space geneious i was able to trick @mikey into admitting that he used to troll as @zipperhead. he even claims @zipperhead was his worst character he also admitted to being @slaux_pas. it is only a matter of…

Without getting too political what are you seeing out there right now? I can't remember Americans being so pissed off about their candidate choices more than this election. Prior to the demise of Bernie Sanders, he was the one I saw…

There are many great things about a showclub. One of the best things for me is being able to simply not go to a club if things go sideways with a girl. I just take my business elsewhere. No break up, splitting…

We go back and she's very good at the sexual sins. She delivers everything just as promised and then sum. I'm deep between her butt hole approaching the evenings jizz. I look down at her(as I do with most ppl)…

This might be useful for you world travelers in the 350k club. It's possibly the most useful phrase there is, and a handy one to have when you're asked to say something in a language you're learning. http://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/hovercraft.htm Vid…

Title says it all. If you had a choice which would you rather bed yourself with? His daughter Ivanka, or his wife (I forget her name)? I'm drooling just at the thought of either of these two sexual goddesses. Both…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuUxTJ0Vs2I

So me and my wife frequent strip clubs in our area and most strippers know that we spend money when we're out if you pay us attention and sit and chat a bit. We have done vip many times with…