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Time for some time off because this is stupid.

Take lots of cash, especially $1's. $20s and down is what I recommend. If it's the weekend you can have some $100s for taking girs upstairs. Most girls won't budge from $100 on the weekend for FS.

Best club in Phoenix, especially daytime. Not an extras club but $20 get you a great dance from 99% of the dancers here. Very beautiful and sexy women. Mainly on the thinner side. Fake and real breasts. Good mix of…

Tuesdays at polekatz is probably the best value in Chicago. I hardly bother with any other clubs anymore except polekatz and gold club(Thursday). Best combo of value, talent, and mileage(even if not uhm) around.

take your passport especially walking across into mexico. (passport also preferred crossing back.)

This is what I said to my dancer last night: “I’m sorry that I got you all sticky.” Anybody want to guess what happened?

http://imgur.com/gallery/WQ4NfCg

Okay, let’s get this started. I think Hi Liter is still going through a transition. My experience has, on average, gotten better over the last 6 months. But, my experience also varies widely on different days and at different times. It…

The Flight Club is my favorite at this time. The dancers are generally attractive, although the overall hotness can vary from visit to visit. I don't encounter many ROBs. However, the cost of a visit to the…

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Cautionary note: A small group of LS dancers work very hard to inflate the cost of private dances, and they pressure new dancers to adhere to their pricing policy. If you don't get a reasonable price, you might…

I agree with Anon Jim's commentary. However, I've noticed a relaxing of standards since Penthouse reopened. By that I mean that about half of the dancers were thick or overweight during a recent FC visit. That is…

In the TUSCL glossary, VHM is very high mileage and UHM is ultra high mileage. Nothing else to the definitions. To me, VHM is where the girl…

Dances here are VHM. No VIP rooms, dances are done in a side room, with others in the room. Dayshift is much better than the nightshift.

Silk Madison is the more countrified version of its sister club(s) in Milwaukee. Located on Madison's west side, it's probably the easiest club for many in the rural southwestern part of the state to get to. A lot of things…

Scores has been on the corner of Lake & Mannheim for a long time, dating back to when the Scores franchise's New York location was the Howard Stern-promoted darling club of the 2000s. The luster's worn off the brand a…

Chicago clubs take heat for being expensive without a high level of service. However, Polekatz bucks that trend, which is why it's actually one of the higher rated clubs on TUSCL in the Midwest. Polekatz is expensive, yes, with varying…

Frank Sinatra sang "There used to be a ballpark." Madonna sang "This used to be my playground." For many, Penthouse used to be the best. Now, with no curtains, not much privacy reported in VIP and everyone feeling the pressure…

OTB flies a little more under the radar than Silk, in that it doesn't have all the late-night TV ads, radio spots or features. It does, however, provide just as good of an experience, maybe better, depending on what you…

After having a bit of an identity crisis a few years ago, going by names like Brooklyn and (not-spearmint) Rhino for only a few months, Heart Breakers settled back in on the name it had when it was most famous…

Gold Club is run by the same folks who run Polekatz on the south side of town. Polekatz is perhaps Chicago's best club and an underrated option in the Midwest on the whole. Gold Club, however, still has a ways…

With Penthouse Club's recent changes, it's generally been thought that the crown for Detroit's top level of service has been handed to Flight Club. Indeed, many Penthouse dancers migrated to Flight Club during Penthouse's closure, and some are likely to…

Out in the middle of Sun Prairie's farmland, there's a corner with two bars across the street from one another. One doesn't have naked women; the other is Club Bristol. Small, dark and kind of gritty, Bristol is the opposite…

Brad's has long been known as Indianapolis' destination club, and, for a time, was arguably the club where you got the best value for your money in the Midwest, if not the country. However, when Super Bowl XLVI rolled through…