Woman critically injured after drilled in head; homophobic motive probed

Or you could ban cordless drills. ;)

> some of these dancers I've gotten dances from lately need a hole drilled in their head

While trepanation was en vogue during the Middle Ages to take the pressure off the brain, now one can simply buy fish oil at the Vitamin Shoppe to reduce inflammation

You'll have to pry my cordless drills from m cool, dead fingers, doctorevil!

But first you'll have to get past my cordless demo saw..... ;-)

What a poorly written article. It says the woman was attacked by a drill. Fucking ridiculous. She was attacked BY a human. Journalism these days is in the toilet.