Woman critically injured after drilled in head; homophobic motive probed

doctorevil
Evil Lair
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/05/05/…

I am calling for an immediate ban on the possession of cordless drills. The only exception should be for properly trained and licensed government carpenters.

4 comments

  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    Or you could ban cordless drills. ;)
  • ppwh
    6 years ago
    > some of these dancers I've gotten dances from lately need a hole drilled in their head

    While trepanation was en vogue during the Middle Ages to take the pressure off the brain, now one can simply buy fish oil at the Vitamin Shoppe to reduce inflammation
  • ATACdawg
    6 years ago
    You'll have to pry my cordless drills from m cool, dead fingers, doctorevil!

    But first you'll have to get past my cordless demo saw..... ;-)
  • founder
    6 years ago
    What a poorly written article. It says the woman was attacked by a drill. Fucking ridiculous. She was attacked BY a human. Journalism these days is in the toilet.
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