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Things that should be a crime

Baristafan
Baristafan

11 mos ago · 1 min read

Drying your balls with a hairdryer in the locker room.

No one wants to see that.

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Baristafan

Leaving a footlong shit in a public restroom toilet.

Flush that!

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Baristafan

Guys that drive former police cars.

Quit being a poser.

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RonJax2

Clubs that scan your ID. Fuck you.

People who lurk customer SC forums to primarily post political propaganda. Get a life.

Strippers named Diamond. Haha, it's the most expensive of all gems, just like me. No I am not getting dances with you.

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Baristafan

Diamond @ pandoras in Seattle is hot and fucks like a champ for like $300.

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RonJax2

Every Diamond I've ever meant has been a cock tease. Maybe I need to visit pandoras to break this misconception.

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Baristafan

@ronjax2 She is amazing

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Baristafan

Guys that talk politics all day on a hooker/stripper board.

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623

Diamond from the old OG in las Vegas used to join my wife and I in our hotel room. That makes her (and my wife) hall of fame performers in my book.

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TheSingularity

Diamond from the old Red Raven used to be a winning value performer.

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Baristafan

Serving a Gin & Tonic without a lime.

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Baristafan

Driving slow in the left lane

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Baristafan

Washing your dick in a sink at a strip club.

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