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review
published 2 yrs ago
Build The Door In The Wall For The Cubanas
reviewed by
ilbbaicnl

8.3

Arrived around 2:30PM, self-parked. Area looks kinda seedy, but seems like they generally have at least one person outside, keeping an eye on the lot. Lot´s pretty small, I could see it might…

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published 2 yrs ago
Chicas Tuesday
reviewed by
BMW231

7.0

Area: industrial area kinda far from downtown where i was staying for work

Layout: walk in and theres a large main area with three main “stages”. One is larger and two satellite and vip area faces…

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published 2 yrs ago
First visit in a couple years
reviewed by
BofItech

8.7

It was my first visit since pre Covid. A dancer I knew from back then texted me saying she was going back to work. She had been gone since the Covid shutdown then to have…

review
published 2 yrs ago
A very strange start to a mediocre evening
reviewed by
HansG_Wagen

4.3

This was a strange experience. No one was at the entrance and I had to walk in to ask the girls on their phones against the wall if they were open. Eventually the…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Political Discourse
Pro Trump = Anti Cubana ?
posted by
ilbbaicnl

Trump said Build The Wall, to keep out the Mexicans. His claims that it's an anti-crime measure seem clearly slanderous. Mexico does send us many of its best people. People who will…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
TUSCL Ultimate City Tournament: Sweet 16 Edition Vote Off
posted by
Muddy

Tournament to see what the best strip club city in TUSCLand is. You can vote on whatever you want. Doesn't matter if you haven't even been there just go off which one would you rather…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Baby Dolls - Memorial Day Vacation Great time
reviewed by
Bigxby

8.0

Baby dolls has women from all walks of life and different flavors of culture. My friend and I visited a club in Plano Texas and after spending a few bucks tipping the dancers. We found…

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published 2 yrs ago
Better Talent than in the past - More dancers and better looking dancers
reviewed by
RockAllNight

6.3

Had not been to Fantasia for over six months since ATF quit dancing. Seeing that there were a lot of cars in the lot, decided to drop in about 11:00pm Friday for a reconnaissance visit.…

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published 2 yrs ago
Saturday Night Reunion Visit
reviewed by
azdd

6.3

The Candy Store is in way north Phoenix, at least 15 miles from my usual haunts, and not a place I would go without good reason. However, in Richard Head's review of this club…

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published 2 yrs ago
Coffee, Tea, or LV?
reviewed by
GaseousClay

6.7

For those who need the description of this place, it’s a shithole with seats peppered in. If you need a clean establishment this isn’t for you. I used to go here and Cheetah’s back in…

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published 2 yrs ago
Best in Bakersfield
reviewed by
CrazyIvan57

8.7

OK, let me start by saying that I’d been a pretty regular patron at all three of the clubs here in Bakersfield, pre-COVID. I’ve decided to post a recent review for all three of…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Political Discourse
Jailbird Commie Donnie says "terminate the Constitution"

Very few Republi-Cunts condemn the statement, proving that Mighty Joe labeling them "fascists" was 100% spot-on

3rd-grade civics reminder for you MAGA Dipshits -- the asshole took an oath on Inauguration Day to "preserve, protect and…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Political Discourse
Conservatism is dead

Commie Donnie Trump elected in 2016 (after losing by 4 million votes to Hillary)

RESULT: Republicans lose 2018, 2020, and 2022 election cycles and will repeat historic losses in 2024

DISCUSS

review
published 2 yrs ago
Grandview
reviewed by
inj6930

8.0

$20 cover charge, it's a bit much but I guess it's worth it. They do play games and fights on the TV, which is really nice. There is on dancer that I have seen multiple…

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published 2 yrs ago
Playing pool at golf club
reviewed by
cirion

8.0

I have been going here at least once a week the past few weeks. Its very laid back and slow paced (which i really appreciate). They have 3 pool tables which are almost always open…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Feelings
posted by
doctorevil

Pl I sometimes ask dancers about the most unusual VIPs they have had. A recurring theme is guys who go back for a VIP to talk about their feelings. I agree. The VIPs where you…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Saturday night quick stop
reviewed by
IPleadTheFifth

6.0

So I met a friend for dinner and was going to head home around 10:30, but I was about 20 min or so from Ragtime and decided to stop by. It had been a while,…

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published 2 yrs ago
Another day at the G
reviewed by
smackattack

5.3

First time back in a long while. Stop by in the afternoon. Big parking lot by and Amazon Warehouse. Parking lot is well lit and very safe, except for some pot holes.

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
What do dancers think of club managers?
posted by
chunkychicano

One user posted this “If it's a club where I'm a regular and I know the manager as well as how he's generally regarded by the dancers, then sure, I might take the chance.”

One dancer…

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published 2 yrs ago
Best strip club in vegas
reviewed by
Funfunfun1239

8.0

Last weekend, I went to palamino on a friend’s tip. I heard CB was close, but didn’t realize THAT close (you can throw a rock from one to the other). So this weekend, decided to…

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published 2 yrs ago
A Disappointing Visit
reviewed by
jackslash

8.0

I came to the Flight Club by Uber and so avoided the $8 valet fee. The club does not have a cover charge in the afternoon.

The Flight Club is a large, glitzy venue…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Memorable
reviewed by
Retired

8.0

After reading Artcollege’s recent review, it prompted me to make a last minute decision and head to this club. I am not purposely going to put an exact day because I am going to get…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Slow Tuesday in August
reviewed by
redsoxfan101

7.0

I was passing through Albuquerque on a hot day in August and stopped in at TD's for a beer or two. The parking lot was half full, typical for a weekday afternoon around 3:30. The…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
DEBATE TOPIC: What is a ROB (Rip-Off Bitch)?

DEBATE QUESTION: How do you define a ROB? And, under what circumstances do you include a ROB in a club review?

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TUSCL GLOSSARY DEFINITION OF ROB:

"Rip-Off Bitch - Dancers who will use any SS [stripper shit]…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Saturday 12/3
reviewed by
HEVVV

8.3

Overall good visit

I went to EI last night 12/3 around 8:30pm.

First thing I noticed was that the parking lot across the street didn’t have anyone monitoring the post nor a sign up so I…

ARTICLE
published 2 yrs ago
A tale of 2 ATFs…2.5
written by
Greanbeans

So i was one that laughed at the ‘suckers’ with ATFs. I literally did. My thought was, how and why??? Like there are literally 100s of chicas. Then early this year, i repeated with a chica I met and went arriba with last year. (She’s on one of my reviews)

I literally avoided her at HK every time…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
TUSCL Ultimate City Tournament
posted by
Muddy

Just wanted to make a thread to gauge interest if you guys wanted to have head to head seeded tournament anonymousjim style(I wonder happened to him he never finished that last, hope he’s doin alright)…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
TJ Mongers
Cascadas hotel room: changing linens
posted by
RonJax

If I'm correctly informed, Cascadas staff won't enter the room during your stay there. My question for you all is, is it possible to ask them to change linens on your bed(s)? I…