TUSCL Ultimate City Tournament
Muddy
USA
Anyway I was thinking if I could come up with nominated maybe 16 and then seed them (you probably wouldn’t want Detroit going against Miami in the first round) and vote on it. Also the city would be the flagship for the rest of the metropolitan area for example COI would be Los Angeles, Inkster would be Detroit and Pompano would be Miami etc.
If you guys would be down, I’d love to give it a shot and see who comes out on top. But I would need your help nominating candidates and having ballpark ranking.
Just throwing these out there see what y’all think.
Miami
Detroit
Los Angeles
Tampa
Toronto
Dallas
Houston
San Antonio
New York City (I might get shit for that one but it’s suburbs North/Central Jersey and Long Island’s Edison strip is all very extras heavy)
Philadelphia
Providence
Lexington
St Louis (again across the bridge)
Akron
Seattle? (No experience but it seems popular)
Las Vegas (Same as above)
El Paso
Jacksonville
Atlanta (Is it a destination anymore without Follies?)
Phoenix (still a top spot?)
Should it be bigger than 16? Some cities are known as good but really small in comparison to some of these bigger metros. And this is more mileage based Im not even a dude that needs an extras club but from a TUSCL standpoint those places will probably be considered best. Anyway help me out.
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Dallas and Houston have a mix of potentially fun clubs.
Of course the limitation would be that most of us probably haven’t been to any given matchup. For instance, if it was Philly clubs v Tampa clubs, I’d have zero basis to opine. Hopefully those who would be knowledgeable and would chime in.
Hard to tell how it would go. We are collectively pretty ADHD and aren’t known for following directions. But that’s why we are such a lovable bunch.
1. Miami
2. Detroit
3. Los Angeles
4. Toronto
5. Tampa
6. Providence
The above post by Muddy seems reasonable. And the entire concept sounds like a fun idea.
Dallas
NYC (North and Central Jersey)
Philadelphia (South Jersey)
Atlanta
Phoenix
Las Vegas (too popular in reviews despite not having the best rep on the db)
Akron
Houston
Seattle
Other than that, I think you’re on the right track.
You don't want to throw people off but is Providence really under Boston's umbrella? That way you can sort of better wrap the New England clubs together. But maybe we could just say Providence and throw in spots like Boardroom Cabaret and 229.
That probably doesn't make this easier for you.
2. Detroit
3. Los Angeles
4. Toronto
5. Tampa
6. Providence (Boston area included)
7. Dallas
8. NYC (North and Central Jersey, Long Island, Southern CT included)
9. Philadelphia (South Jersey/AC included)
10. Atlanta
11. Phoenix
12. Las Vegas
13. Seattle
14. Houston
15. Akron
16. St Louis
If y'all wanna nitpick this list. Any off? Any need to be on? Better rank order? after the first few you could jumble it alot of ways as far as I see it.
Is this just US, or just North America? If including Toronto and/or Montreal, do you then include TJ? or does TJ break the grading curve?
Montreal I know the Montreal suburbs are good (I personally thought the downtown clubs weren’t anything to write home about) but there are just so few reviews of the Montreal area. The clubs up there just seem to be the most popular cities from which strip clubs are reviewed on this site.
For. Atlanta Tattletales and Vvide get reviewed atleast once a week on here. Vegas yeah no way seeded in the top 4 but the clubs are always getting reviewed.
Also San Francisco I like, I’m just not sure others do on here.
2. Detroit
3. Los Angeles
4. Tampa Bay
5. New Jersey
6. Providence
7. Dallas/Fort Worth
8. Houston
9. Las Vegas
10. Seattle
11. Phoenix
12. Atlanta
13. Akron
14. St. Louis
15.
16.
1. Miami
2. Detroit
3. Los Angeles
4. Tampa Bay
5. New Jersey
6. Providence
7. Toronto
8. Tijuana
9. Dallas/Fort Worth
10. Houston
11. Las Vegas
12. Seattle
13. Phoenix
14. Atlanta
15. Philadelphia
16. Akron
Mostly based on popularity just using top 40 lists/amount of reviews. I left the St. Louis area off unfortunately but it just didn't get the reviews that others on here got. Anything you don't like on here just vote against it.
I would leave NY off because imo it's one solid step above the stripper desert of Chicago.
Is NJ the Irvington area? If so, that area blows. Yes, extras are readily available, but girls are not hot (unless things have changed pre-Covid).
Dallas, Houston, and Atlanta, imo, belong in the bottom quartile. Phoenix should be much higher.
Las Vegas is tricky, in a way, a city of extremes. Girls who are 9/10 in other regions might be a 7 in LV on any given night. Mileage is generally sub-par and takes a lot of work to find the right girl because of volume, combined with high fees, making it not worth it to even to go to a club. $500 VIP might just be high mileage. But, if you're willing to spend $1k+ then sky can be limit.
Tijuana, Frankfurt (and the highest concentration of FKKs), Bangkok, and others.
The Rest of the World is a big, big place. Just sayin'
Yes. Unless they just stopped doing them I've gotten lapdances ITC in TJ. And I did a pretty hot VIP in one of the clubs, but again that was years ago. And I also had some pretty ridiculous fun in a club's basement while guys were walking in and out from the alley. But again that was years ago, but it's a reference point and nothing I've read about recent years has me thinking you still can't get lappers at Hong Kong if a dude wanted.
TJ is like the old 60's Celtics that won like 8 championships in a row without an MJ (ATL with Follies would be the 90's Bulls). They just win with the system and all around top shelf talent lol.