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This is definitely a place where you want your big head doing all the thinking.

Was in the seven cities for a trip and decided to swing by this place to see what the deal…

Visited on a recent Sunday evening. Sunday's arent typically the best days for clubbing but was the time I had. Relatively light and empty parking lot. $5 cover to doorman. I…

Kids and wife away for a couple of hours. Would have liked to venture north to Clancys but time did not permit it.
The place is a dive bar. They have done some cheap bare…

So it has been awhile since I last visited tropical lei. The lot seemed a tad light and was easily able to find a parking spot in the front The doorman sanded me…

Was my first time at Tropical Lei and honestly I enjoyed it much more than the few clubs I've been to and my $$ went farther for both a regular Lap dance and the VIP.…

Had a rough day at work and needed to have girls give me attention even though it was for what was in my wallet and not my pants.

Arrived around 8:30 parking lot looked…

Went to XTC for the first time ever due to my one of my good friends saying how great and lit this place was. I arrived at XTC around 9pm on a Friday with a…

Arrived at the Rail a little after midnight. For a Saturday night, it just seemed off at only 50-60% or so capacity. But there was no Leaf hockey game in town that night and that…

I went on a Thursday evening. Smallish but free parking lot right off 82nd Ave. No doorman or entrance fee. Diet Coke was $3, if I remember correctly. A bartender and a security guy…

I always enjoy my time at the Post. There's a large parking lot across the street so street parking is not an issue. There's no cover to get in so you can just walk in…

Facility is in very good condition & well maintained. Lodge decor includes lots of wood, stone and mounted animal trophies in the walls. Clientele is upscale compared to many clubs. I was there in a…

I received a text from my favorite dancer letting me know her schedule this week, so I thought I would spend 30 minutes with her on this Monday. I had a little time to spend…

I visit Dallas once a month and go into Baby Dolls at least 3 times during my week long stay
The place is always thriving with tons of dancers and customers even on weekdays

I am slightly…

A few weeks ago I visited Pandoras on a weekday afternoon. Other reviews have described the layout of the club and so there is no need to repeat that. I have always found…

I was visiting the area on a Friday afternoon. Decided to drive down Kingshighway just to check out the clubs. Miss Kitty’s had about six cars in the lot. Cheeks and Wise Guys had ZERO…

So this is my fist time in this club. Ample parking with ten or so cars when I got here, a little early around 9pm on a Wednesday.

The door is on the…

Lake City Vu has been my go to club over the last 20 years. It's never been known as "the extras club" but you've always been able to bank on there being multiple 10's working…

Stopped in around 9:30 on a Tuesday night. Cover charge was $25 and was told no alcohol sold inside because it was an all nude club. If you wanted a drink you needed…

Skipping the description. It’s been done a thousand times.

Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon. Scanned the bar and most of the usuals were there: Mercedes, Cayenne, Erica, Leah, Milla, etc. I didn’t…

I was In Indianapolis on Business and had a slot to get out and explore. Brad’s was the spot of choice for the first stop. While I hadn’t been there in years, little has changed…

I stop here every few months just to keep tabs on what’s going on especially after having a dancer at another Huntsville club warn me not to go because of likely raid. (I didn’t believe…

Took off early from work and tried the Pony. $3 parking and no cover. Bartender said my beer was $9, but gave me $14 change for a $20. Did not get a dance but…

Visited on Friday night as I was passing through Brooklyn on my way to Queens. Pumps is located in a weird intersection triangle with limited street parking.

As you walk in there’s a pat down…

It was a slow midday afternoon, left work a little early and decided to take the scenic route back home with a pit stop at this establishment. I had not been here for a very…

Ventured out on Saturday. Was able to ge there around 10:30. Parking lot was full so had to park across the street. Walked in and place was packed. No seats at the bar to the…

Nothing new to report on the venue itself. Main room has 4 stages but only the main stage is used the overwhelming majority of the time (i.e. secondary stages are maaaaaybe used during peak weekend…

I stopped by Dancers a couple of weekends ago. This year I have been stopping in during the week...I had the weekend off from work (first weekend off this year!) so I decided…

I'm really not sure words can do this place justice, but I'll try. I arrived about 10:30 on Saturday night. The entrance is around the back side of the building. Cover was $20 and was…

I was finally able to visit the infamous Vivide. I arrived at about 4:30 on Saturday afternoon. Unfortunately, I only had about 45 to 60 minutes to enjoy the place before I had to leave…

This was the trip on a Thursday evening. The car valet is seven dollars and the entrance fee is $10. There is a troll in the bathroom so make sure you have some dollar bills.…

It’s been a while since I have been on the north side. Decided to stop by and see how it is currently. Parking lot was kind of full, it was Friday…

This place is slipping. Where have all of the pretty girls gone? I know, I got there on a Monday just after noon but the club was dead. Sure the Cubans were there and most…

I made my way back to Centerfolds after a very long absence, pre covid! This was one of my regular clubs in my rotation but just haven't been back for a variety of reasons…

This is my 2nd club visit in the area. Arrived early Sunday afternoon. $2 for parking and no cover. Large bar as you enter. In the middle of the bar is stage with pole…

A $10 cover for a Friday afternoon. $20 for a wristband for a lap dance. The girls I was talking to asked for $100 to go the VIP but I did not go. I got…

This was my first visit to Johnny A's Hitching Post. I usually go to Playhouse or Cheerleaders which are closer to me, but I was going to NY so I took a short detour…