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I’ve been here a few times to kill just kill some time. Mostly during the day but this review is for a boxing match on a Saturday night.

Got here during the prelims, parking lot…

So I think a lot of folks get scared away from wax when they see Bikini Bar or here that the girls don't get naked. If you the kind of guy who doesn't get table…

As other have discussed, goodguys is located in a relatively upscale area of DC. There is a Wholefood next door. There are 3 stages and the bar is on the left when you enter. You…

The last review was three years ago, and recent Facebook posts seem to imply some improvements or new dancers, so I gave Club Coyote a try on a Friday night when in Carbondale. I was…

Had a few hours to kill prior to flight and decided to stop in here for the first time. Easy location right off the west side of the interstate. $5 cover and walked…

Got mixed reviews so I thought I'd check it out for myself. TLDR: YMMV depending on girl. I had a good time, but not as much as TT or Vivid. So I'm not going to…

I'm in Vegas for a few days, so I did my research and settled on Treasures as The Club to go to.

I started out by calling to request the Limo pick up from the hotel.…

I hadn’t been there in 3 years because of covid. I used to go there once or twice a year when I took a 3 hour drive to visit cousins nearby. So I…

This place is on a short jug-handle road just off rt 45 near the Warren-Lordstown boarder. It has been around a long time and the building looks like it, but they are putting effort…

I was in Omaha and there just aren't many options for strip clubs in the area. I did a little research and all recommendations pointed to crossing the border to visit the Playhouse. First…

This review covers two days last week, the last day being Thursday. I'm skipping the layout because it's the same as last time. The renovations appear to be complete (they probably have been…

It is unfortunate that SoCo's is closed and there are not a lot of options in the Quad Cities anymore. Used to love hanging out in Davenport in the past, but not that…

Arrived to a pretty full lot with the yearly potholes reappearing. The number of cars and customers inside didnt match up. Parking is free. Stale smell of cigarettes and smoke hit you…

I hadn’t been in a strip club since late 2019. I used to go monthly but, Covid and budgetary reasons kept me away for awhile. Anyway, I had some time off for the holidays and…

So you walk into the club and there’s a main stage dropped below the floor. There’s a smaller stage that isn’t used that night. Maybe 5 guys and 5 girls. Beer was 3.75. $3 entry…

Parked on the street in a residential area. No biggie - there’s not a ton going on here. Dropped in for an afternoon to see what the talent is like. I know going in that…

Convenient place a fraction of a mile from 95 on 192. There were 3 dancers there when I arrived but maybe a couple more somewhere close.
As you walk in, bar is on your right. Stage…

Tuesday afternoon after a long break I was in the area so I visited. I used to go there frequently but couldn't recognize any of the girls. A few hot girls sitting with their regulars…

First strip club experience. Went there on a cab and had to pay 30 for a cover charge which is waived off if you use there website and don’t use a cab. Plus not minimum…

Went on a Wednesday night and it was a bit different from the Latina Dominican train that normally rolls through here.

It's a typical NJ bikini bar with a big bar in the middle and…

I've been to Delilah's the last couple of times I've visited Central Jersey. It's kind of an extras paradise first, strip club second. Parked on the street to avoid any potential tickets in the vacant…

This was my second stop for the night. I'll be honest, the only reason I ended up here was because this was right down the road from the first club I went to.…

showed up on a saturday about 8:30. A batch of migrant workers walked in ahead of me. it was wierd since they were all about 5'4" i felt like a giant at 5'8".…

Stopped by about 2 on Friday afternoon. First visit in about 6-8 months. Cover was $10, layout hasn't changed.

Three stages (main, back, and one of the small "go-go" stages) were in use,…

This was my first time here since the reviews have always been dull and it's kind of far from home. My GPS couldn't figure out how to get me to the right place but I…

Got there around 6pm and there was no one in the front door. Walked in and skipped the $10 cover, put it towards a beer 7.50. Then I wanted and peeped the scene. Girls came…

This club qualifies as a roadhouse, which the dictionary defines as “a tavern, an inn, a dance club, or a nightclub on a country road.” What this definition does not state explicitly is that a…