Pumps

So, Pumps is basically a strip club with dive bar energy, which is kinda cool if you’re into that. It’s not one of those fancy, high-end joints—it’s a little gritty, kinda dark,…

I went at around 430. They had been open for just under 2 hours so I thought they should have had the ball rolling at that point. Big sign on door said…

I just found out about this app. I went on a Saturday a few months ago. Quick rundown of the pricing at this club: Dances are $30 for a no-touch dance…

Last week I was in New York for a couple of days and ended up checking out Pumps on back to back nights, both after midnight. Pumps is a building right on…

Stopped around 5 after work for a few beers. No cover as usual but the security checked my ID and gave me a quick pat down. Still the same layout as mentioned…

Place looks like a biker bar meets a strip club. You walk in a gruffy bouncer asks for your ID, then ushers you in, no cover or anything. There’s a long bar…

I have been to this club a few times. It is known mostly as a hipster / biker / alt-girl type spot — the kind of place people go with their girlfriends to…

My first time going to Pumps, the girls working were incredibly hot but a little pushy. Tips are given out after each song for the girls that dance behind the bar but…

Stopped by around 11pm on a Saturday not so long ago. I'd been at a house party until then and didn't feel like going straight home. The place was lively, not quite…

Was after midnight but not yet ready to go home so swung by to see what it was like inside. Have driven by many times. Pumps is near the Brooklyn Queens border…

There's no cover, but you will have to buy a drink. I don't remember exactly how much my cocktail was, but I gave $20 and the bartender appreciated the tip. If you sit…

Pumps is located in an industrial area in the heart of Brooklyn. It exists within a little triangular cutout of land flanked by fairly busy mid-urban streets. It's near a few music…

I've never been out this way in deep Brooklyn before but I was at an event nearby and thought I'd check this place out because it was close. I had read…

Have visited PUMPS in a hot Friday evening. As I walked in, the bar was almost full but I managed to find a place. I sat far from the bar, asked for 9$…

Visited on Friday night as I was passing through Brooklyn on my way to Queens. Pumps is located in a weird intersection triangle with limited street parking. As you walk in there’s…

I've been here twice post-pandemic and it hasn't changed at all. Relaxed atmosphere. Cute girls. Cheap drinks (by strip club standards). A lot less flashy than your usual New York club but…

Heard a lot of great things about this place so I had to make a visit. Came on a Friday before 9pm, there's a happy-hour special going where the drinks are super…

Gotta be honest: I love Pumps. It's more titty dive bar than anything else. No cover, cheap drinks, chill vibes, cute girls. It's in an industrial part of Brooklyn. Couldn't tell you about parking…

If you want more alternative looking dancers, this is the place. Every dancer I saw had numerous tattoos and some had artificial hair colors. No cover when I went during the day…

Prologue: I used to go here regularly in 1990's before they renovated and add second story. They used to open at noon during weekdays and 4PM on weekends. Most of the dancers…

This place has the most 'alternative' / 'punk' / 'hipster' dancers in NYC, a lot of Manhattan bars can feel very 'everyone has the same body type and is a skinny white…

I'm a regular here. Come if you think Pantera, Soundgarden, Disturbed = sexy time. Most of the girls are genuinely sweet souls, and there are several lookers, especially on the night shift. Unfortunately,…

12am arive fri nite-sat morn, leave 1250am. No cover. ID computer scanned. Full pat down. No Coat check. Wine $8. Pumps brand spring Water and coke are $5 each. All served with…

I've got to say, I love Pumps! It's been in the 'hood for a long time and is a great place to end your night in Bushwick/Williamsburg/Greenpoint. I came up…

Came here on a Wednesday night. It’s in a warehouse district in Brooklyn. Area is pretty safe. I parked on the side of the building not sure if you can park there…

I believe this is either my third or fourth time heading to Pumps. It was my first time arriving at the time I did (around 2:30-2:45am; I stayed till close at…

Visited the club on a thursday night. The club has a long bar to the right and few small tables tp.the left. The music was 0kay. There was a variety of girls…

First time here in a couple years. Not surprisingly I didn't see any familiar faces. Girls of mixed races - a nice mix. Mostly on the thin side. If you like larger…

This club is mostly just one long bar with a stage behind it. As other have said, it is small. There are exactly three small tables, each with two chairs,…

Visited this club recently during a stay in Brooklyn. The layout of the club is pretty odd — kind of a shotgun-style, narrow club, only made narrower by the fact that…

Went on a Wednesday night around 11pm after a concert. Had read some reviews and decided to check it out. Its what every says it is, no cover and a…

Nice club with no cover charge in the hipster central neighborhood of Brooklyn. Scanned ID and pat down by bouncer. Bouncer is not trying to be difficult, which is a plus.…

Came in on a Friday evening. Moderately crowded. Bar is a long narrow space with a few poles. Music playing certainly different from most clubs, with more off a hipster feel. Had…

I decided to stop into Pumps on a Monday night to beat the summer heat. I got there around 7 PM. There was a small crowd and around 8 girls working,…

Went there on a Wednesday night . There’s a bouncer at the door to check Id and a quick pat down. There was no cover. There is traditional seating around a bar…

Found this place on my way home from an event in bushwick figured I'd grab a beer. It was a Saturday round 7pm. Parked in the business next door cuz it was…

Visited pumps on a saturday night. There is a small parking lot out front and felt it was a secure place to leave car. Upon entering you are greeted by friendly security…

Might be a bit jaded as I live in VA where topless bars don't really exist. Went here for the first time while visiting from out of town. Good mix of girls…

No cover at the door, but when you sit at the bar you have to tip the girls dancing behind the bar (there're 3 of them at once) so that cancels out…

Raven asked me to buy her a drink and she orders a mimosa, and since it has champagne in it, then it will cost $20. I didn't know this till bartender told…

I’ve heard a lot about this spot and decided to try it out. Not cover which was good. The rest? Very disappointing. It’s more or less a glorified bikini bar. On the…

I haven't been to this place in 6 years and was surprised when it showed up searching for "gentlemen's clubs" in the area. I'm used to slightly grimey NJ clubs so came…

So I went to meet a friend at Grand St, Brooklyn and thought why not give a try as I heard a lot about this club. So it was Thursday afternoon when…

This place was cool to work at. Good spot to work at as a beginner dancer. Money can be made but nothing to go out of the way about unless…

Got there before 9pm. Beer is $4. After it's $8. There were 2 girls dancing. The other reviews are pretty accurate. Nice mix of white, latina and black.…

Went in for a couple of drinks and I noticed about 6 maybe a few more taking turns dancing on the stage behind the bar. If you are looking for a 'traditional'…

This is my first review. So be gentle. I have been only a few SC in NYC but I have been going to pumps regularly almost for two years now. The environment…

While I don't go there very often, Pumps in North Brooklyn is my favorite strip club in the city. I prefer divey, friendly clubs "for the locals", and Pumps really fits that…

I went on a Thursday around 6 to 9pm. It was weirdly empty with only 4 customers with 7 dancers. It's a grimy dive bar on the small side. Firstly, no cover…

this place is unlike any I've been to before. You sit at the bar, and girls dance behind it. When they're done with their song they walk the stretch of the bar…

The girls don't quite adhere to the "typical NYC" stripper look- there's something for everyone here. It's a bit of a biker bar, there's no DJ and all sorts of music is…

I had a free Saturday evening so I decided to roll by Pumps. I hadn't been in a few years, so I wasn't sure what to expect since the last time…

I've been here several times over the last few years and this place seems to be very hit or miss lately, but at least it's pretty cheap. Located in desolate part of…

So I wanted to check this place out to see what the fuss was about so I came here on a Wednesday night because I was bored. There was no cover and…

ever get the question that pops into your head after a club visit that goes like, "why don't i ever learn?" i went to this club years ago, and the laps sucked.…

I strolled in early on a Sunday night and the place was pretty quiet. Pretty typical layout with a centered main stage and some poles behind the bar. The staff was friendly…

The club is in an area that's pretty barren in between Williamsburg and whatever is east of it. Not easy to get to by public transportation. The place inside is more a…

I have gone to Pumps about 6 times, both with and without friends, to enjoy a pleasant night with the ladies. However, this place is becoming worse as time goes by. The…

Heard about this place for a while, sounded like a dumpy Brooklyn biker bar with some topless Suicide Girls behind the counter (which it is). A little out of the way for…

I actually found this place on Yelp, and there were mixed reviews, with the bad ones complaining about girls asking for money for doing nothing... I was curious and went early on…

There are half naked women who look like they belong on the cover of tattoo biker ladies quarterly, and a bar, and three short poles, but no club to speak of.…

Haven been to this club is a few months, so I stop by on Christmas Eve and stay til about 1 am Christmas Day. This place had a lot of people, mostly…

The Basics: Arrived around 9:30 expecting a cover but was not charged one $7 Beers. All of them same price $20 Dances I actually like this place. It's like a strip club landed on…

It's very different than other clubs i've been to in that the dancers dance behind the bar while you sit on the main floor or at the bar, but on the same…

When I first walked in, the place seemed a bit lonely, especially for a Saturday evening. I arrived around 9 p.m., you show ID and they pat you down, good security.…

I am shocked this place has as high a rating as it does. The girls are average at best, the entire setup reminds me of an awful stripclub I went to once…

Small place, divebar, casual, no hustle, cheap beers (for a strip club). You can sit at the bar and give dollar tips to the girls dancing on the other side of the bar.…

Came here the other evening after not having been in probably 3 years. It hasn't changed much which isn't a bad thing. Didn't have to pay a cover- not sure if it…

Sitting on the eastern edge of Williamsburg, Pumps has a somewhat more 'alt', biker-ish vibe than most of NY's clubs. Which is great. It's not uncommon for a few girls to have…

was in the area w/a buddy of mine who was driving. we see pumps as were passing by and we said sure let's check it out as we're basically already there. no cover…

Was first brought here by a buddy of mine a couple of years ago. Located in an industrial/auto shop part of Williamsburg, which I guess is a good thing (no nosy complaining…

I've lived in Brooklyn nearly all my life, but color me surprised to find out that there was a cozy lil hipster/biker joint deep in Williamsburg. My borough isn't known for it's…

I HATE NYC strip clubs. Except Pumps. I dislike the "Gentlemen's Club" concept. This is a Strip Club. Do "gentlemen" go to see naked ladies? No! Guys go to see naked ladies.…

Cute little dive bar that is also a strip club. It was pretty crowded when I visited late on a Friday night even though it was the middle of February. I ended…

The place is about the size of a normal bar, except a normal bar doesn't have 3 poles and a giant leopard print stuffed shoe behind it. There are no tables for…

What a legitimate waste of a space for a strip club. I decided to pop in a Monday night because Brooklyn doesn't have too many good, legitimate strip clubs. I figured Monday…