the ultimate strip club list

Prelude: As a general rule, Chicago clubs are overpriced and don't deliver as much as other areas of the Country.
Having said that, I have found Club 390 to be relatively decent and my…

So it has been a few years since I have been to this place and didn't know if it would have survived Covid and what not.

Anyways... the front of the place is a "sports" bar…

After a bad day of work I decided to stop in for some attitude improvement. There’s no cover in the afternoon. The place is huge, but was pretty empty when I arrived. About ten guys…

Save two observed in the club.

I drove to the border crossing on a Sunday with the expectation that I would walk around for a bit, look in the club, see that it was dead…

I went to Le Pigale at 19:25 on a Thursday night. When you enter the building, you head downstairs to where there is a mandatory coat check and a desk to pay for admission. The…

Basics:

• $5 cover
• $7 drinks
• Spent $47
• Saw maybe 3 dancers and 3 other patrons

Not sure how busy the road is, but there's a small lot right in front of the building. Inside it looks…

I went to Club 77 on a Tuesday night at 22:45 and a Thursday night at 00:45. There was no cover charge on Tuesday, and a $7 cover charge on Thursday. Sincweisers in bottles were…

It seems every trip I’ve taken recently is midweek business travel. And my most recent trip down to Miami Beach was no exception. Unfortunately that means my only opportunity to check out the clubs is…

I was in town for a conference and had narrowed down my visit to here or hi-liter. Could only come late night on a Tuesday, arrived about 11pm and stayed till nearly close. Unfortunately it…

Reposting this review with more details, per suggestions from reviewers and Founder.

Took a break on Sunday afternoon and visited Candi's Cabaret. It's fairly sized strip club that's conveniently located off I-85 exit 39 in…

I stopped in on a Sunday afternoon. The Brass is located on 19 next to Shake Shack. The lot has plenty of parking. You walk in the front door, a bar is immediately on the…

It had been a while since I had darkened the doors of a Jax club. Can't believe it's been a month since any PL posted a review. But here goes.
Hit Sins late Saturday night. First,…

Arrived before noon last Friday. Only a couple of dancers were on the floor at this time, so I chilled out with my $6 Modelo and watched as a few more dancers trickled in.
My first…

Mario's is a bit of a staple for me when I travel, and this trip reinforced that decision. The place can vary wildly depending on day and time, but the late afternoon vibe is…

I’ve been here a few times to kill just kill some time. Mostly during the day but this review is for a boxing match on a Saturday night.

Got here during the prelims, parking lot…

So I think a lot of folks get scared away from wax when they see Bikini Bar or here that the girls don't get naked. If you the kind of guy who doesn't get table…

As other have discussed, goodguys is located in a relatively upscale area of DC. There is a Wholefood next door. There are 3 stages and the bar is on the left when you enter. You…

The last review was three years ago, and recent Facebook posts seem to imply some improvements or new dancers, so I gave Club Coyote a try on a Friday night when in Carbondale. I was…

Had a few hours to kill prior to flight and decided to stop in here for the first time. Easy location right off the west side of the interstate. $5 cover and walked…

Got mixed reviews so I thought I'd check it out for myself. TLDR: YMMV depending on girl. I had a good time, but not as much as TT or Vivid. So I'm not going to…

I'm in Vegas for a few days, so I did my research and settled on Treasures as The Club to go to.

I started out by calling to request the Limo pick up from the hotel.…

I hadn’t been there in 3 years because of covid. I used to go there once or twice a year when I took a 3 hour drive to visit cousins nearby. So I…

This place is on a short jug-handle road just off rt 45 near the Warren-Lordstown boarder. It has been around a long time and the building looks like it, but they are putting effort…

I was in Omaha and there just aren't many options for strip clubs in the area. I did a little research and all recommendations pointed to crossing the border to visit the Playhouse. First…

This review covers two days last week, the last day being Thursday. I'm skipping the layout because it's the same as last time. The renovations appear to be complete (they probably have been…

It is unfortunate that SoCo's is closed and there are not a lot of options in the Quad Cities anymore. Used to love hanging out in Davenport in the past, but not that…