the ultimate strip club list

Decided to try a new place out in the suburbs while on business trip to Montreal. The place is as it has been described in previous reviews. The location is in a nondescript strip mall…

This club remains my favorite club in Lexington. It is small and laid back, but in all the best way. Went on a Thursday, after not being here, or in any clubs. for…

After an unremarkable stop at the Purple Orchid the Oasis was conveniently just a mile+ down Passyunk-Essington. The area may seem sketchy but there isn't much around, being squeezed in among a HUGE produce…

My Tuesday review of ST in COI. Tuesday Night around 9pm.

I have reviewed this place before layouts the same.
My Summary is at the very end if you just want to scroll down.

Decent amount of parking…

When you walk in, there’s a woman behind glass / a counter selling sex toys. She buzzes you through a heavy door to the club. There’s the bar immediately ahead to the left and the…

I was in Dallas for 2 weeks after memorial day and decided it was time to try the world famous baby dolls. I arrived around 11pm on Monday. The parking lot was huge with alot…

Kittens on Caxton Street in the old Honey Bees site and is latest iteration of my favorite club brand in hometown Brisbane.
The Melbourne original is great and unique but the Brisbane branch pre-covid…

The Monday in June at Landing Strip was bustling, with a nearly equal number of girls and guys present. The atmosphere felt particularly lively, likely due to the timing shortly after month-end, which often encourages…

Walking into Show Palace in Long Island City, you immediately get that classic New York strip club vibe. The place is easy to find near the Queensboro Bridge with a simple exterior that doesn't try…

I got to the Hi Liter around 11pm, upon arriving there’s a small entry area where you get a pat down from security and pay your entry, I believe it was $10. After entering I…

Havent been back in the northeast and already miss FLorida. Had to go to Fairfield County for a friends/family thing so was able to stop here, freshly showered on Monday. Was a mistake. Parking was…

I stopped in last week on my way back from Lacrosse with a few hundred in cash, ready to spend a little on some dances and fun. Unfortunately, the experience was pretty lame.

There were…

Most of my regular haunts are closed on Sunday (Jiggles), so this is the next best spot on my list. Hitching Post is nearby, but it's not quite so much my speed with the…

Here I am, back at the Rhino, after years of absence (I hadn't been there since 2019, before Covid!).
I admit I wasn't really keen to go back because I'd read some reviews that the place…

I was passing thru Denver on a Sunday evening and decided to drop in on a couple clubs to the north. I had previously visited Diamonds and Shorgun Willie’s but this was my first time…

I got back from a business trip to Dallas and hit up Centerfolds on a quiet Monday night. The parking lot was nearly empty, and the vibe felt dead. The cover charge was $12, and…

Stumbled into this small dive-bar-style strip club on a whim. The place gives off that “forgotten corner of the city” vibe, which honestly isn’t a bad thing if you’re in the mood for something lowkey.

There…

L & L North (or University as it is officially named) is located on a busy road, not hard to find and seems safe, at least during the day. Not all that impressive from…

I made it out on a Wednesday afternoon for the Paradise $80 VIP deal. I get my ID checked and get patted down before paying my $15 entry fee. I step into the room and…

I have not been to Sapphire 39 (S39) since before Covid. It was never a regular spot of mine but when I'm in Midtown it's usually pretty close so if I'm in the mood it's…

Summary
Pros: Great value, above average talent, fully nude
Cons: Small-ish venue, no alcohol.
Will absolutely be returning.

I went and visited here on a Saturday night. I arrived just around 8pm, and it was honestly pretty quiet…

Monday Night Review.

0$ Cover Monday
7$ Mexican Bottle Beer
25$ a song in the dance section
120$ VIP for 10 minutes (One girl mentioned its a special and it comes with champagne)
Other prices listed on a small chalkboard…

I started the evening in Downton CDA for Car d'Alene and had a good time. Decided to the the night at Stateline and see some TnA.

Went next door to the bar and had a…

I went in on Monday at 10:30pm. The parking lot looked dead, lots of free parking. Walked into the building, there is a glass booth with a guy in it. 5 dollar cover and they…

Back to GGR after a while away and it was good to be there. I was able to arrive and sit at the bar for a bit and a few of my favs including the…

Pittsburg, KS. Saturday night. Area seems fine it's right in a normal neighborhood. I parked right across the street. Walk up and buzz the door. Guy collects a $10 cover. In we are, everyone seemed…

I've been hearing about Synsations for a while now so I finally decided to try it out one Thursday afternoon around 3. (Bad decision in hindsight). I had heard about how hard it can be…

I’ve never been here before, but have long intended to stop by at some point given generally favorable reviews.

After not-so-great experiences at my usual places—Polekatz and Rick’s—I decided to give Club 390 a try,…

stopped by lookin to scratch a itch. I seen on insta that a long time vet was in.

I thought she might be up for a round for old times sake.

2pm. Place was dead. All the…

Been on a tour of the East Coast, so I decided to stop in at Mynx despite the last few reviews not being great.

This is a 2 part strip club. One side serves alcohol and…

Tuesday, ample parking. Private lot right in front of the building. No cover charge during the day. Buy a silver card for $20 and get $25. So $5 free. Typically on a weekday they have…

Tuesday afternoon visit to Diamond Dolls, so my expectations were fairly low. Parking lot was about half full, paid $2 to the guy at the door. No cover. No id check. No pat down. There…

It was the Cheerleaders anniversary party, so it was packed on a Thursday night. Some rapper was there (Trey Songz) to perform. Party nights tend to suck, but I wasn't in the mood to get…