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I stopped by this place on Saturday around 4:30pm. Boy, your eyes need to adjust as soon as you walk in. It's daaark inside.

Club description:
The club itself is small, compared to most other clubs around…

Place: Apparently, the air conditioning has been out of commission all summer. They have 3-4 indoor AC units to cool the place down, so the temperature was not uncomfortable. It was in…

Wednesday, a few weeks back, about 2pm. No problem parking here, lot is large, paved, much of it out of sight of street, as is the door in. Going through the door lets…

This place reminds me of you hole in the wall brothel. It’s not fancy by any means but it gets the job done. Compared to the other clubs in the area can definitely do better…

Arrive to a less than half full parking lot around 3:30pm. Parked in the main lot ($10) and another $10 for entry fee with a light pat down. Turn to the left, follow the hall…

I was driving through the northeast part of the East Coast to go see an old high school friend on a Saturday afternoon, and my route took me relatively close to two clubs I wanted…

I was driving through the northeast part of the East Coast to go see an old high school friend on a Saturday afternoon, and my route took me relatively close to two clubs I wanted…

Got to the club around 5pm on a weekday. I arrived in an Uber so no valet charge, and apparently it was early enough so there was no cover. As soon as I walked in,…

I stopped into Bourbon Street on a recent Friday afternoon. I arrived around 2:00pm, no cover charge, bored bouncer at the door waving people in, lots of empty seats. $4 for a draft beer…

This will sum up multiple visits through out the week. Day shift and night shift. Weekdays and Weekends.

Quick thing I want to point out, a lot of reviews saying it’s “not the same” pre COVID.…

It was my 2nd visit to Desire. Went in on a Tuesday afternoon in June. Ample parking space. It was raining outside.
The club looks really big from outside. Very clean and well maintained. When…

Impression - I have been to PTs more than 20 times over many years, and unfortunately, I can't remember one time that I left saying to myself "I had a good time", regardless of how…

Typical Block entry setup, with doorguy at front indicating club is open. Walk downstairs into basement club; no cover or frisk daytime....but nighttime usually has security check (but still no cover). If a…

Once I settled in though, the energy on the floor felt a little flat. There were a decent number of dancers around, but most of them were just standing in groups talking with each other…

Was excited to hear about the re-opening of Deja Vu. Called got the free limo ride with entry. Arrived about 10:30 pm. As you pass through the doorway into the club it appears completely open,…

I was in the Cincinnati area for a couple of days to watch two AEW wrestling shows at the Andrew G Brady music Centre, and since Thursday was my last day, I decided to stop…

In town visiting my family for the weekend so thought I’d pay a trip to the club of my youthful years. Nothing has really changed since the last time I was there several years ago.…

After leaving the brass bowl, I still had a bit of time so I walked across the street to the ass (Brass Ass) hopefully to have some better luck. As I walked in, there was…

Location & Logistics:
The club is easy to spot from the road, but the entrance is around back, along with all the parking. There's no front access, so first-timers might be a little confused. Make sure…

Stopped in on a recent Friday early afternoon, the club is on Sumnytown Pike outside the town of Harleysville PA in a somewhat rural mostly residential area. Plenty of safe parking in…

I visited from 5-8 on Friday. Lot was crowded. $10 parking attendant (2 of them). Security guy in riot gear with 4 extra clips on his belt (pays to be prepared) gave me a thorough…

I haven't been to this club in over a decade. Mainly because when I used to live down here, it was out the way. It's located in a plaza next to a Hooters…

Friday night. $20 cover. Last stop of my Minneapolis strip club tour before work drags me to another city (stay tuned).

Layout: As soon as you walk in there’s cocktail tables with stools on the…

Afternoon Party!
So totally hit or miss is this place....but when it's on it's really great.
On a Monday afternoon this place was hoping with 10 + girls, a small group celebrating something with the…

Lily at Allure "The Power of Attraction" as their site headline says
Allure had been my favorite massage place for years (and SRM), but reviewing their current therapists, only two had smaller breasts and a relatively…

It was my first time back here since pre-COVID, but I think I'm going to stick with another club. I had heard some things about the quality of the girls going down hill but I…

Stopped by here on a Monday evening while visiting Boston. Knew the Boston scene wasn't great but my hotel was a block away and decided I really wanted to see some titties, so figured how…

I stopped in on a recent Saturday night at Desire. It may have been the slowest Friday/Saturday night I can ever remember. Seems like people wanted to be elsewhere during the summer, perhaps there were…

First review so please be patient with me.

Met a nice guy sitting next to the bar which has an upper and lower devotion with dancers in the middle who suggested I go for a…