Once, in a very disreputable area well known for it's seedy clubs, I shared a joint with a dancer, the proceeded to take her to a private room.
After the deed was completed, I was still egregiously stoned and started thinking this woman was some kind of a succubus who had sucked out my soul from my dong itself. I was kind of having these mild hallucinations that she was some kind of a demon, kind of like in that Keanu Reeves movie The Devil's Advocate.
I was haunted by the idea as I Ubered back to safety. I think that joint was laced with some shit. I try to bring my own weed to the club these days.
But usually, nah, I rarely have regrets. There's a feeling of post-adrenaline despondency I might feel after an incredible night clubbing, but that's not at all the same as regret.
Yes. Twice. Once I was pressured into it by buddies who were chiding me about my complaints that I can't get laid. It was "You're always complaining about it, this woman is throwing herself at you. Take the opportunity or shut-up!". So I did, she was not very good looking and I was had trouble making Jr. fired up for it. Turns out I shouldn't complain about not getting laid, I should complain about not getting laid by a decent looking woman. The second time was another situation where the woman threw herself at me, I wasn't that fired up about it, but went with the flow because it had been a long dry spell. It wasn't very fun or satisfying (again, I have standards that are apparently beyond my reach) and I was disappointed. Never again! If I'm not actually attracted, I'll go with-out and continue to bitch about not getting laid by women (civilian division) I think are hot. :)
Not when i woke up. When i was inexperienced i went for some chicas i just cant believe i went for. Real nasty chicas. I did DATY on a girl whos entire pubic area was covered in scabbed pimples
Did DATY on a chica while the taste was making me almost gag
Did DATY on a piss tasting pussy
Smelled shit from a girls asshole while doing 69. Looked visually clean but still had that nasty odor. Stopped doing 69s after that.
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last commentOnce, in a very disreputable area well known for it's seedy clubs, I shared a joint with a dancer, the proceeded to take her to a private room.
After the deed was completed, I was still egregiously stoned and started thinking this woman was some kind of a succubus who had sucked out my soul from my dong itself. I was kind of having these mild hallucinations that she was some kind of a demon, kind of like in that Keanu Reeves movie The Devil's Advocate.
I was haunted by the idea as I Ubered back to safety. I think that joint was laced with some shit. I try to bring my own weed to the club these days.
But usually, nah, I rarely have regrets. There's a feeling of post-adrenaline despondency I might feel after an incredible night clubbing, but that's not at all the same as regret.
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Yes. Twice. Once I was pressured into it by buddies who were chiding me about my complaints that I can't get laid. It was "You're always complaining about it, this woman is throwing herself at you. Take the opportunity or shut-up!". So I did, she was not very good looking and I was had trouble making Jr. fired up for it. Turns out I shouldn't complain about not getting laid, I should complain about not getting laid by a decent looking woman. The second time was another situation where the woman threw herself at me, I wasn't that fired up about it, but went with the flow because it had been a long dry spell. It wasn't very fun or satisfying (again, I have standards that are apparently beyond my reach) and I was disappointed. Never again! If I'm not actually attracted, I'll go with-out and continue to bitch about not getting laid by women (civilian division) I think are hot. :)
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No. I regret some of the ones I did not
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Not when i woke up. When i was inexperienced i went for some chicas i just cant believe i went for. Real nasty chicas. I did DATY on a girl whos entire pubic area was covered in scabbed pimples
Did DATY on a chica while the taste was making me almost gag
Did DATY on a piss tasting pussy
Smelled shit from a girls asshole while doing 69. Looked visually clean but still had that nasty odor. Stopped doing 69s after that.
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One chicas squirt was light yellow in color but i still drank it. Smelled and tasted like diluted piss too
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