Pussy of Regret

Once, in a very disreputable area well known for it's seedy clubs, I shared a joint with a dancer, the proceeded to take her to a private room.

After the deed was completed, I was still egregiously stoned and started thinking this woman was some kind of a succubus who had sucked out my soul from my dong itself. I was kind of having these mild hallucinations that she was some kind of a demon, kind of like in that Keanu Reeves movie The Devil's Advocate.

I was haunted by the idea as I Ubered back to safety. I think that joint was laced with some shit. I try to bring my own weed to the club these days.

But usually, nah, I rarely have regrets. There's a feeling of post-adrenaline despondency I might feel after an incredible night clubbing, but that's not at all the same as regret.

Yes. Twice. Once I was pressured into it by buddies who were chiding me about my complaints that I can't get laid. It was "You're always complaining about it, this woman is throwing herself at you. Take the opportunity or shut-up!". So I did, she was not very good looking and I was had trouble making Jr. fired up for it. Turns out I shouldn't complain about not getting laid, I should complain about not getting laid by a decent looking woman. The second time was another situation where the woman threw herself at me, I wasn't that fired up about it, but went with the flow because it had been a long dry spell. It wasn't very fun or satisfying (again, I have standards that are apparently beyond my reach) and I was disappointed. Never again! If I'm not actually attracted, I'll go with-out and continue to bitch about not getting laid by women (civilian division) I think are hot. :)

No. I regret some of the ones I did not

Not when i woke up. When i was inexperienced i went for some chicas i just cant believe i went for. Real nasty chicas. I did DATY on a girl whos entire pubic area was covered in scabbed pimples

Did DATY on a chica while the taste was making me almost gag

Did DATY on a piss tasting pussy

Smelled shit from a girls asshole while doing 69. Looked visually clean but still had that nasty odor. Stopped doing 69s after that.

One chicas squirt was light yellow in color but i still drank it. Smelled and tasted like diluted piss too

Nah she’s usually gone when my time is up so I don’t even remember her face

one regret. Fucking my girlfriend and then feeling obligated to marry her which I did.

"Went home with a 10 and woke up with a 2." Ah, beer goggles🫤