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Going to be heading into Phoenix for a work trip will be out there for a few days Thursday through Saturday. I’m not a fan of the night life scene. Looking for more of an…

I had a crazy 1Q of work, traveling between Fort Lauderdale, Chicago, and India (including zoom calls). This review (and subsequent batch of reviews) covers about 3 months of clubbing at this club (I'm going…

I love strip clubs and over the last decades have had some unforgettable experiences, but there’s an element that I feel is missing. An element that could create an entirely new kind of strip club, entirely different than any other out there. About twenty years ago I was visiting a club, and a car pulled up beside mine in…

My first visit to Porthole Pub. I left Cheetah's just before they close at 2AM and saw that the Pub is open till 3AM so decided to see what I'm missing. Found an open spot…

Was back in South Florida for the weekend so checked in on Pompano. I rolled into the parking lot about 12:45 AM on a Saturday. My first time starting here so late. I realize now…

This could probably be three reviews as I visited the XO across the street and Cheeques just down the road a bit, but the XO said the girls didn’t show up an hour into their…

Hello everyone, this was my first time at a strip club, so apologies if this review is off in some ways. I would appreciate any pointers on things I did wrong or things I could…

This strip club offers a mixed experience, with a few pros and cons to consider before your visit. Parkin: On the plus side, there's plenty of parking available, so you won’t have to stress about finding…

Marty Callner passed away last week and you might be saying “who’s he”, but if you were alive in the 1980’s and watched even a minute of MTV, you knew his work. Perhaps the…

Arrived at 8:30pm this past Saturday night. $5 Cover Charge and License Scan. $6 Bud Light's $30 Lap Dances(In which I did not partake on this visit) No Dancers on stage. Apparently they open at 6:30pm and don't start…

founder... it would be nice to have the comment count show up again on the content page of reviews, articles and forum postings... maybe it does on a desktop but I'm using my phone 99.99% of…

Made a stop at the Cricket on Saint Pats day. I was not sure what t o expect at a club on this holiday but it was a fun trip!! Entrance is through the rear…

Been hearing a lot about the remodel and alcohol changes. Stopped by on a Friday night to check everything out. The door cover was still $21. Stepped in and saw there’s been a revamp to…

Can't visit PHX and not stop by S44! This club has become a favorite of mine since it represents a divey bar with a club, but still feels like a club. The physical location is…

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late Saturday night at about 3:30 a.m.one of my friends and I popped into bare Elegance primarily to get a bite to eat at that late hour. it wasn't my idea but my friend Michael…

Passed through an old favorite the LANDING STRIP on a Saturday evening- Got there about 6:40 or so just before the 7PM shift change and cover charge. have to pay valet either way-…

The new Disney version of Snow White is getting bad reviews and doing poorly at the box office. One of the few positives I have read about the movie is that Rachel Zegler has a…

This is by far the absolute WORST club I have ever attendant. It was like a bad dream! I parked and entered the club a little after midnight. Walked up to the door and I…

Visited Treasures on what I felt like a slow on a slow Wednesday evening. There were just two other patrons and no other additional until I left a couple of hours after that. Stage dances…

I stopped by Sassy's at about 6 pm on a Wednesday. It was not busy, but that is fine with me. There were about 7 other customers. One of the 3 stages was being used.…

Went on a Saturday night. The club itself is pretty out of the way and inside of what looks like a warehouse. There was a $40 cover which seemed pretty steep but makes sense given…

Quick Version: ——————— For conversation and hang-out time with a hot dancer, top 10% places I’ve been! (And 90 Percentile there is enough girls and variety you’ll find at least one you like!) For the actual Orlando…

I wanted to try something different so I went to El Tubo Tubo for a bit to check it out. I must've been way too early because I only saw 4 dancers on the floor…

It seems like everyone goes for the Thursday special so I figured I would try it out on the cheap. It was around dinner time when I showed up and there were very few patrons…

Stopped by Tootsie’s just before going to Cheetahs, left due to not a lot of my type of women. I was in the mood for a thin girl with smallish perky tits. Arrived at Chertahs…

From time-to-time I find myself in Akron, which is not exactly a great place for a destination trip, but it has dive strip clubs, which I enjoy, and in Akron is cheap entertainment. Their number…

I recently visited Cheerleaders in Philadelphia, and overall, it was a really solid experience—definitely worth checking out if you're in the area. The club itself had a sleek, clean environment, and I could tell the…

I came in on a thursday evening around 10 pm. Before you walk in, there are bouncers and they check to make sure you don't have anything on you. There's an ATM but very costly…

Was in the shore area of Long Branch, NJ and decided to swing by here on a Thursday night around 10pm. $30 cover which seemed steep, and after passing through metal detectors was handed a…

The venue offers plenty of free parking, which is a big plus. Overall, I have a good impression of the place. While the dancers average around a 6 out of 10, I had a standout…

Albany, NY. Capital of New York State. Saturday night. Area probably ain't the greatest but it's sort of the old part of town some bars and restaurants this way. It's got it's own little lot.…

Hoops NYC has a pretty clean, no-pressure feel in my experience. Consistent with NYC, no dollar parade or anything like that and girls did approach pretty freely as it wasn't very packed. Music is a…

Frankfort, NY. Saturday night. The nearby city is Utica. The area has seen better times, as the rust belt goes. Neighborhood seems real safe to me. Plenty of parking around the building. Walk on in.…

ATL Visited last Thursday afternoon around 4-6:30. I’ve been here multiple times now and know what to expect. A quick summary of the club: - no cover charge dayshift - one large stage with table seating…

Not many changes to the club, when you walk in there is a $5 cover charge and ID check. Small bar area to your left somewhat separated from the club and the stage although most…

After having a couple drinks at Penns Port Pub, my wife and I got an Uber over to Cheerleaders which is in a strip mall with quite a bit of parking. We arrived a…

It is way, way nicer on the inside than the outside. To be honest, the outside of this place looks like an absolute dump. The inside however is nicely decorated and very tasteful. Nice wooden…

Fulton, NY. Saturday night after midnight. Fairly wooded area out here. Big dirt lot next to it. This place like a big house and the club is on the first floor of this house. Walk…

Went to Centerfolds on a weeknight, after almost mistakenly walking into the sketchy looking place next door. Pros: the talent is pretty decent, especially on a Tuesday. A few 8–9s in the mix, though they…