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Would you buy lap dance from Rachel Zegler?

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docsavageIndiana

The new Disney version of Snow White is getting bad reviews and doing poorly at the box office. One of the few positives I have read about the movie is that Rachel Zegler has a nice singing voice. I have always liked cute little dark haired female singers in the past like P.J. Harvey, Bjork or Billie Eilish so this intrigues me. Not that this is ever going to happen but I would buy a lap dance from Rachel. I have had several woke stripper regulars. I do not consider that a disqualifier as long as they are cute.

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Jascoi

she is cute!
I think I'd buy a VIP session with her!

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elmer

I never heard of Rachel Ziegler but afte a goggle search I believe we could do a couple lap dances maybe even 3

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TCabot

Her eyes are too far apart. Weirds me out.

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gammanu95

Snow White, a film starring a good actress which everyone hates (RZ), and a lousy actress who everyone loves (GG).

After Shazam: Fury of the Gods, I was looking for RZ on Mr. Skin but, after the Woke White controversy, I now find her insufferable.

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georgmicrodong

@gammanu, I saw some nudes alleged to be her from that "fappening" thing. If I weren't such a fat fuck, I'd probably have something to say about her being skinny af.

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rickdugan

Zegler is not a bad looking girl. But she's also no stunning beauty, which IMO made her a poor choice for the role. When Gal Gadot asks "mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" and the mirror picks Zegler over her, it challenges one's suspension of disbelief. Gadot is downright beautiful, while Zegler is more meh.

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georgmicrodong

@rickdugan: "and the mirror picks Zegler over her, it challenges one's suspension of disbelief. Gadot is downright beautiful, while Zegler is more meh."

Exactly.

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Puddy Tat

+1 on the eyes too far apart. Someone's mom drank while pregnant.

+1 also for Gal Gadot being MUCH hotter.

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shadowcat

Considering the quality of the dancers in Atlanta now, yes.

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Rightfield

What's the word - disrupt? Our overlords are disrupting our concept of beauty by telling us RZ is the most beautiful. She is not unattractive, but it looks to me like they chose this actress specifically for her somewhat unconventional looks. Now that I think about it, it seems odd the original depiction of Snow White was as a brunette. Blondes were at the top of the beauty ladder back in those days. My preference has always been brunettes, though.

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Subraman

More seriously: she was attractive in WEst Side Story, but with the shorter hair that emphasizes her face ... you realize she need the hair. She's not hot, nowhere on par with a Gal Gadot beauty. When you add the slap in the face of how much contempt she holds for the source material, I find her getting less and less attractive. youtube.com

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Icey

Shes okay if you like ugly girls with boyish bodies

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Huntsman

Dugan said “ Zegler is not a bad looking girl. But she's also no stunning beauty, which IMO made her a poor choice for the role. When Gal Gadot asks "mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" and the mirror picks Zegler over her, it challenges one's suspension of disbelief. Gadot is downright beautiful, while Zegler is more meh.“

This is spot on.

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Icey

Gadot is a zionazi and far from beautiful

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rickmacrodong

Yeah Gadot doesnt look good off screen without the filters and editing. There are lots of hot Israeli girls out there but Gadot is not among the hottest.

I will also just mention Icey, being a zionazi has nothing to do with looks. You arent able to separate your political/moral viewpoints of her from her looks.

Look at demi moore and sofia vergara compared to her. Salma hayek too. All are significantly older yet hotter. I dont know whos had more plastic surgery

Conversely there are people who are the opposite of Icey and say Gadot is hot because of her political views. There was this conservative chick years back talking about how hot chris pratt is because of his conservatism. We have to be able to separate peoples physical attractiveness from their political and religious views

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rickmacrodong

I wouldnt buy a lapdance from zegler.

Also i dont think beauty is very debatable.

Fat and bald guys can potentially be attractive, depending on what their face looks like. Same with fat women. Same with people of different skin tones. But everyone is pretty much attracted to the same sort of facial features and it has to do with the golden ratio and facial symmetry.

Zeglers eyes are too far apart yes, but that isnt the only issue. They are also too small. Also they are black/dark brown which is generally a negative.

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rickthelion

Gamma Ape said => After Shazam: Fury of the Gods, I was looking for RZ on Mr. Skin but, after the Woke White controversy, I now find her insufferable.

Gamma, did you ever consider that identifying new jack off material by watching movies for kids (e.g., Snow White, Shazam) is kind of creepy?

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JamesSD

Cute face, proportionate weight, real boobs, no nostril piercing or huge tattoos?

She would easily be in the top 10 percent of most clubs for me.

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funonthaside

Same as with Taylor Swift....cute, but would need to keep her month shut.

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skibum609

^^^ Figueres that a CUNT like Icey would hate Jews and worship bigots. Icey your canine parents have any kids who lived?

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