Intersting enough Whoosah is also what I shout when I'm having constipation

Fulton, NY. Saturday night after midnight. Fairly wooded area out here. Big dirt lot next to it. This place like a big house and the club is on the first floor of this house. Walk on in. Guy sitting at the stool, checks ID and $10 cover. To your right is L shaped bar. To your left is the main stage one girl up at a time. Hook a right past the bar, that's the bathroom. Dead ahead is the dance area. It is $15 a song. Customers, a lot female customers in here, mostly middle age and up white folks pretty packed house though, whole bar was full and many tables out on the floor taken.

Dancers. More of a veteran lineup. Looked late 20's-40's. All girls looked natural, a lot of chunky, overweight. About 6 or 7 dancers, way more customers than dancers. I would say maybe 3-6 range or so.

One heavyset brunette chick came around she had a fun personality she came by to joke around, I liked her vibe, little too big for me though, and I'm a guy that likes some meat on the girls. Another chick came by Cypress was her name probably around 40. Brunette. She was the first that came up to me so I quizzed on what dances were like. Can I touch, if you tip me she said. I asked if I could suck on her boobies, she didn't like that question and began to scold me about not for $15 that's unsanitary all this stuff. Look it's all good lady you saved me $15 on the try out dance, I know what bullshit I would be getting and just spent that on Dunkin later on. It was all good.