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I stopped in to this club and some details are a bit fuzzy because i was drunk off my ass. When you walk in there’s a bouncer and at some point you pay $10 for…

I would like to preface this by saying, avoid at all costs! Now onto the review - We were heading to a different club when our "local" Uber driver had so many good words about this…

I tend to travel on tight schedules so I often visit strip clubs during the day and I’m used to things being slow. Walked into Paper Moon about two hours after opening without very high…

Honestly, upfront, I want to specify that I’m not a shill, but this is the best club experience I’ve ever had. You can check my account to see some of my previous stops and the…

Heavy beltway traffic prompted a visit. It is easy to get to off the beltway, so why not? I had been on the road for a couple hours and I needed a break. I arrived…

What lotions or other treatments do strippers use to manage the chafing that is an occupational hazard?

Syn, trying not to be negative, just honest Arrived at 1:00 by Uber so parking info is not applicable but Valet is set up in another business’s lot facing. Club exterior is plain, almost as if…

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PO has been described many times. Rectangular bar with $30 private lap dance cubicles with mirrors and a $20 communal room with 5 live seats. This night was a hot time at PO. Larger…

Lots of beautiful women in all flavors. Thursday is their $80 vip(15 min) in a private room. I would just go for the $30 min if you’re negotiating extras. You can negotiate anything you want…

This place has been my go-to stop for a while, and I've been reticent to post about it due to the nature of what it is. Don't let the number reviews fool you -…

Stopped by the Pink palace on a Sunday night. Now I've been there before but never on a Sunday and never at night. Their IG advertised a Rolling Stones night with a DJ from…

I'm the type of PL who enjoys a good friendly conversation, although that isn't what I am looking for at my local club/s. I like to get a drink or three, tip on stage a couple times, maybe more, and then wait for a dancer of my type (fit and pretty, great ass and legs) to approach…

Was in DC for work and decided to stop by Cloakroom. It was a Sunday night and several other strip clubs in the city were closed. There’s a doorman out front who asks…

I passed by Blush around 11pm to see if quality of girls were better. I was looking for my ID in front of the door. I found it at the same time the bouncer opened…

Out of boredom I signed up for tryst. I saw plenty of attractive options for less than what a lot of strippers are asking for OTC. Any reason why I should keep going to clubs…

First time visiting in a long time. Place has gone through make changes. Miss when it would open early. Cover was 10$ but went to the website and was able to get 10$ off cover…

So I just got back from this place. It’s in Bridgeport which is a shithole. But it’s not a bad ride off of 95 going to the city. The area isn’t that great and I…

Resubmitting same review since previous one all fucked up with formatting and unreadable. Quick Version: ——————— For conversation and hang-out time with a hot dancer, top 10% places I’ve been! (And 90 Percentile there is enough girls…

I arrived around 9PM. Cover is $10. I found a table near the stage. There were around 10 dancers and only a few customers. VIP dances are $25. Choose wisely because some dancers will not…

Stopped in on a Friday evening around 10pm. The outside looks pretty rough and beat up, however upon walking in not too bad, for sure better then outside. When you walk in the stage is…

It's a few minutes off the freeway in a sketchy part of town but parking seemed safe and there were cameras so I felt ok making a pit stop. I visited twice, once Thursday at…

Dropped by on a Friday night after dinner and drinks. We went to Skin's because there was no indication it wasn't open, and it was closed. There was a guy outside who said there was…

I went in the first time on a Monday to check it out. I was bored at home and didnt have much going on. The location is much better than the old chicas, I like the…

Started trying PTs after new management. Weird location at the end of a strip mall and awkward UTurn with median in the road. Small parking lot. Nice atmosphere and not very busy…

After visiting Synn down the street, which was overcrowded and a stage party atmosphere, I drove to Spearmint Rhino around the corner. This place is low-key in comparison. There is a fireplace and the stage…

I visited on a random Tuesday night. I got there before 7pm for the 1/2 price admission ($10). At that time there wasn’t much of a scene so I went next door, grabbed a bite…

I decided to stop by the 19th hole early on a Tuesday afternoon. The establishment is located on a corner property adjacent to a golf course, hence it's clever name. When I pulled into the…

I visited this club on a Wednesday to check out the advertised $5 dances, but the reality didn’t quite match the promotion. The cover charge was $45, and even though the club had the $5…

Went to CB on consecutive Saturday afternoons earlier this month. One was with an 11:30 arrival and the other a 3:00 arrival. Interestingly, the experience was quite different one visit from the other,…

Arrived around 5.15 pm , entry was $30, which included 2 drinks Club was quite empty , about 5 girls and one customer sitting ar the bar. No dancing going on. All tables carried a sign…

This is a review of 2 consecutive days at Pleasant Moments. Everyone has read the description of this place, but so I don't get yelled at, it is in a bit of a hood area, but…

During my hiatus I’ve been paying hookers from Chicago and Detroit. Mostly from listcrawler & megapersonals. But after my multiple encounters I can’t do this anymore. Encounter #1 This was in Chicago. I know chi town is…

Going to be heading into Phoenix for a work trip will be out there for a few days Thursday through Saturday. I’m not a fan of the night life scene. Looking for more of an…

I had a crazy 1Q of work, traveling between Fort Lauderdale, Chicago, and India (including zoom calls). This review (and subsequent batch of reviews) covers about 3 months of clubbing at this club (I'm going…