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started 3 yrs ago
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Orange County/ San Diego County Mileage
posted by
Jb1212

Hey Gents, what is the mileage like at San Diego or Orange County Clubs? Which ones should I go to?

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started 3 yrs ago
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Stage names
posted by
gammanu95

If you pick the stage name of "Audrey", and you look like an "Audrey", do you have the wrong stage name or the wrong profession?

review
published 3 yrs ago
Not bad.....but won't repeat
reviewed by
meryvnp

6.0

Waltzed in on a Monday afternoon 'cause I heard this might be a "rootin' tootin'" joint. This is a locals'spot that jumps during daytime then empties out at night.

Most of the women were at least…

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started 3 yrs ago
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Window Tint.
posted by
shailynn

Went to get my SUV serviced and needed an inspection sticker which is required in my state once a year. It’s a pretty lax one compared to other states. Are your tires and…

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started 3 yrs ago
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Dancers with strict boundaries, ITC vs OTC
posted by
chunkychicano

It seems dancers with SO’s are more likely to have boundaries like no pussy touching.

However there is one dancer who literally has rules like she only flirts with guys in the club, never over text.

Pussy…

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started 3 yrs ago
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Let’s take a moment of silence to honor all the tragedy strippers go through
posted by
Muddy

The car accidents, the deaths in family, pets dying suddenly, the house blowing ups, on and on. Statistically if you break it down, strippers are way more likely to deal with emergencies than us regular…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Could be better but not too many complaints

6.7

This review is from a couple months ago so I apologize for not having all the names, prices etc. But my ballpark numbers should be correct.

Took an uber there as I was already drinking…

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published 3 yrs ago
Breathless Hit ir Miss? Miss this time
reviewed by
Ben D'erhover

5.0

OK, Breathless sadly did not and has not lived up to its name. But first, the place. This is one of the fanciest places around. The recently paved the parking lot,they have taken down the…

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published 3 yrs ago
Reliable Martina
reviewed by
CentralNJGuy

6.7

I stopped by shortly after opening on an early Wednesday afternoon and it always seems to take awhile for the action to get going on a weekday. The doors open around noon, but it is…

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published 3 yrs ago
memorial weekend visit
reviewed by
jeggermanjensen

9.3

As a local who's heard plenty of negative gossip about the establishment I was genuinely surprised.

After paying the $10 cover fee and getting patted down by a doorman. I took a few steps inside, paid…

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started 3 yrs ago
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Strip club etiquette for strippers
posted by
Pussylicker2

The goal for many strip club patrons is to get as much mileage for as little cost as possible. We've seen posts and articles written by strippers on how they'd like us to behave,…

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published 3 yrs ago
Girl can’t count songs
reviewed by
pokerwvu

6.0

Stopped on a Saturday afternoon. Pretty busy for afternoon. Paid cover and was immediately approached by multiple girls and bartender. After ordering a beer and fending off the girls at the door I…

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started 3 yrs ago
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Woman feels 'dehumanized' as she claims she was kicked off plane over 10kg boobs
posted by
shadowcat

Story and photos:

mirror.co.uk

Since the boobs were man made. can they be human?

review
published 3 yrs ago
Wednesday evening at Pink Poodle
reviewed by
tbmtbm

7.0

For a wednesday evening, i was not expecting a lot of people in there but there were a few other than us!. the dancers were working hard for the money. I liked to see Strawberry,…

review
published 3 yrs ago
No good
reviewed by
Christopheran

5.7

Weird place. I've never had an experience like this in a strip club.

I walked in, early enough that there was no cover, and sat down near the stage.

I was:

  • never approached and offered a drink

-…

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published 3 yrs ago
Mining for Gold
reviewed by
Danton

6.3

Just down the road from Hong Kong, enter through a heavy set of drapes at the front of the club. No cover. Bars on the right and far left and a curtained off booth…

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published 3 yrs ago
Weird setup, no stage shows, money grab - Don't Bother
reviewed by
eddiefast69

3.0

I walked in and before I could adjust my eyes this young cute mixed girl was standing in my face asking if I'd been there. It was a bit strong, didn't even give me a…

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published 3 yrs ago
Just about worth it
reviewed by
WhyNotLook

7.0

Went to Teasers on a Wednesday around 6pm. One side is like a typical American bar you will find anywhere, with pool tables, game machines and juke box, which also serves food. A…

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started 3 yrs ago
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NBA Finals - Celtics Vs Warriors
posted by
Warrior15

We haven't had a sports related thread in a while. The NBA Finals start tonight. Can Steph Curry get his 4th Title ? Can the Celtics defense hold up ?…

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published 3 yrs ago
Memorial Day at The Trap
reviewed by
hamster80

8.0

Visited on Memorial Day in the early afternoon. $1 to park and attendant was friendly. No other cost to get in but got frisked by security at front door. Parking was ok,…

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published 3 yrs ago
Not the best visit but not a bad club
reviewed by
Jackysmokes

6.3

Place next to a busyish street, I parked in the tacobell parking lot and walked over (not sure if that’s allowed). You enter and it’s dark the bar goes around the stage in like a…

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published 3 yrs ago
Two Visits: One Winner, One Loser (and New ROB Alert)
reviewed by
Tetradon

6.7

LOCATION (unchanged)
Club Desire is very accessible from I-95, located almost under an overpass. While the area is more industrial, I felt safe entering and exiting the locale. Parking lot is ample and spacious, but fills…

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published 3 yrs ago
Best choice if you're broke
reviewed by
windpasser

6.0

I went to this place on a Saturday night just before 3am (so technically Sunday). They close at 4. I came in and their deals seemed to be very good. I took the $150 package…

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published 3 yrs ago
Jenny- Boundaries
reviewed by
ampman4422

7.0

I am a semi regular. I go in spurts. Was feeling the itch yesterday so I decided to pay a visit. Passed on Sharon who has become sort of a regular for me because I…

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started 3 yrs ago
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Kissing
posted by
Jb1212

If I’m getting a lap dance and she puts her forehead on mine and we go nose to nose, is she signaling for a kiss or just being seductive? I’ve had that a feel times…

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published 3 yrs ago
Some weekday fun
reviewed by
Shmittee24

5.7

Came in on a weekday afternoon. I like the chill vibe during these times. Doesn't feel like you're constantly being asked to go to the back room. I have a few favorites here and luckily…

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published 3 yrs ago
Mostly a hangout for local dudes
reviewed by
Rikwynn

5.7

This place is a local yokel hangout place. The dancers sit at the bar all night talking to regulars that don’t look like they have $50 in their pockets. No chance for a private dance…

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published 3 yrs ago
There will be no next time
reviewed by
eddiefast69

6.0

Walked in and it was a quaint small club with 1 small dance floor. The girls were all pretty attractive 7-8. Went to the bar and had to wait for the little bartender to finish…

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published 3 yrs ago
Pre Mem Day matinee visit
reviewed by
fenwayfav

8.3

I stopped by mid-afternoon on the Friday before Memorial Day thinking that the place would be hopping with dancers & customers trying to get a jump start on the long weekend. Boy was I…

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published 3 yrs ago
blonde mileage
reviewed by
PAWG_Patrol

5.0

My friend and I were in JAX for some Memorial Day weekend hijinx. Ended up popping into DH, Sins, & Wackos. We started at Doll House on a rainy Friday afternoon…

2pm. No door person. No…

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published 3 yrs ago
Tried Tested The Truth
reviewed by
lick-that

9.0

Long time visitor, wish I could go more, but that's a good thing. In fact a great thing. I don't know how those poor saps who live next door on the side street manage. Manage…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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OT: Too Gun - Maverick
posted by
ElDuderino_AZ

Didn't see a thread on this already, so if there's already one and I was just too lazy to scroll far down enough, to quote Conor McGregor, I apologize to absolutely nobody!

Word of advice:…

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published 3 yrs ago
Good food, clean, comfortable place, okay entertainment
reviewed by
Christopheran

8.3

It's in a scuzzy little strip mall, but inside is very nice, clean, spacious, colorful and comfortable.

It was quiet when I was there about noon to 2pm on a Wed. My first time here. Went…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Your Best Night Ever In A Strip Club
posted by
shailynn

We’ve all (hopefully) has multiple amazing nights inside the walls of a strip club but what is your BEST NIGHT EVER. Describe what made it your best night.

review
published 3 yrs ago
Just OK, but will do the trick
reviewed by
Theelist

4.3

This is in an industrial park, down an alley. There is a $10=$20 cover charge depending on the time and the crowd. You get the usually pat down. It is a smaller club with…

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published 3 yrs ago
Pricy but fun
reviewed by
danman4343

8.0

Was pretty comfortable. Very nice interior. Lap dances were pricely at 40 per song but the girls were HOT. There were 3 girls doing shows and a few circulating. Nice diversity. Got 2 beers for…

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published 3 yrs ago
OK visit - cute girls but only topless upstairs
reviewed by
blowjobbob

7.7

So...people like to see lots of details on the club - where it is located, the layout, etc, so here are those details:
The club is located in an industrial section of town, right down the…

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published 3 yrs ago
A nice visit with a cute spinner
reviewed by
blowjobbob

5.0

So...as people want details of the location and layout - here it is:
The club is located fairly close to the state house and almost adjacent to Home Depot and right near an entrance to route…