Christies Cabaret

Off the 10. Across from the street from Arizona Mills. Parking lot is open and when I went they had security outside (I hope) keeping an eye on the lot. Paid $10 cover and was allowed entrance. Luckily, no bouncers felt the need to escort me to a table. There were plenty open and I found one. Paid $5 for a bottle of H2O and took in the scenery. The club is large, with faux-ornate decorations on the walls covered with cheap Halloween décor. Tall ceilings and ample space between tables. Considering the square footage it could be used more efficiently and for better entertainment purposes. But with the stage being as badly lit as it was, the dancers are most silhouettes on stage. You need to go to the counter round the pole to get a good look. Trying for an air of mystery? It's mainly just annoying. Lots of dancers for a weeknight. Decent shape. All acceptable sizes with a handful of stunners. But most ran 6-7 and they were unanimously police in their approach and rejection. No pressure. No complaining. No uncomfortable attempts to guilt a dance or two out of the customer. But, considering the prices, that should be expected. $20 for a dance on the floor with hands to your side. The first dancer, a healthy blonde from the Midwest (can't remember her name, sorry) sat and we spoke about the chill of the northern states and how much we don't miss it this time of year. A pleasant conversation shifted to a sales pitch when she offered to entertain me. I asked if her top would be removed on the floor? No. $20 for 3 minutes and you're not showing me your... What about the VIP? She only goes back for $100 for three and there she would let the twins out. Also, the dances would be, "more private." I asked what she meant by that and was reassured they would be, "more private." Thank you, don't come again. I tipped a few other dancers but none swung by my table. I had been there 45 minutes or so and wasn't feeling a vibe when one of the stage performers can and sat down. Her name I remember - Kaylani. I asked if she was Hawaiian and "no" was all she said. Then she stared blankly at me for ten seconds before I reignited the conversation. Local girl, going to school, yada yada. OK, dances in the back? $25 a song. Let's go. Foolish me to assume from the last dancer's answer that this one would take her top off in the back. One dance of mostly air and her refusal to remove her bra and I paid her (sans tip) and made my way to the car. Maybe I came on the wrong night, or time of day, or month. No matter. Won't be back to find out. I learned enough already.

I stopped into Christie’s on a recent Saturday night. I arrived around 10:30pm. 2 bouncers at the door. $12 cover to a friendly door girl who insisted on seeing my ID even though I’m clearly well over 21. It wasn’t packed inside but they had a decent size crowd. A bottled beer ran $7, if you pay with a $10, apparently you are tipping $3 whether you want to or not. Still one of the nicer looking clubs in town if that matters to you, which apparently it does to the lots of couples in the crowd. As for the dancers, there were a good 20+ girls working. I would put most of them in the 7 range, nobody looked out of place but nobody knocked my socks off either. Mostly white girls, with 3-4 black girls and several Latinas also in the mix. None of the girls I spoke with were from Cuba, that seemed weird in this day and age. Dance prices were kinda at the whim of the dancer, I hate that, set prices for everyone makes things so much easier. Dances on the main floor seemed to run anywhere from $10-20 each depending on the girl, not surprisingly the better looking girls wanted $20 a dance for those. Same with the VIP, I got quoted $25 and $30 for those. The takeaway here is to ask about the price ahead of time. None of the girls even mentioned the higher priced private VIP rooms either which was interesting, that was fine though because there was really nobody there that I wanted to spend that much on. The dances in the main room were not good, some light grinding is about it. The girls seemed to discourage those too to get you to go VIP. The dances in the VIP area were better, nothing crazy though and that area is really not all that private. Odds and ends, they still have a restroom troll. The DJ was kind of a dick. Also heard some scuttlebutt that the Christie’s Phoenix location will be opening back up again soon, perhaps they just wanted to avoid the slow Phoenix summer months, who knows. Overall, decent club, decent girls but there are honestly better clubs in the Phoenix metro area.

Hadn't been here in awhile, and I needed an inexpensive place to hang for a couple hours, so I stopped by Christies. Plenty of parking out front, walk in through the double doors, greeted by a door girl. Guy ahead of me paid $7 entry fee, I have CC VIP card, so my entry is always comped (thank you, remodeled 32nd St Christies!). As you walk in, the stage gets your immediate attention, very large semi-circle with one pole and one dancer. Bar, with 7-8 high top chairs to the left. Everything else are tables scattered throughout the spacious club. Found one near the back wall directly in front of the stage. Waitress immediately comes over, order a $6 Coke, served in a stem glass. I was actually here on opening night about 25 years ago (during a Spring Training visit). They paraded about 60 girls out that night, with maybe--MAYBE--one of them larger than a B-cup. As Led Zeppelin used to sing, The Song Remains the Same. Here's the line-up while I was there (late afternoon): Lindsay: tall, slender, long blonde hair, A-cups. She tried her best to grind the PL next to me into oblivion, despite the chairs being the worst possible place to get a lap. Points for effort. Diora: slightly more curves, nice girl, B-Cup Aurelia: as close to exotic as your going to get here, nice ass, which she showed onstage often, a, maybe B-cup, wore short sundress Kahlea: slender, dark straight hair, A-Cups Piper: Slender brunette, A-Cups, thigh high leather boots Betty: Slender, petite w/glasses, made an effort onstage, maybe a B-Cup Get the picture? Apparently, the Cuban diaspora has not reached these doors, or maybe CC's has ICE on speed dial. Coin flip either way. The modus operandi of this club is to ask if you want company. This is definitely a sit and chat kind of place, so if that's what you're into, along with slender girls with minimal figures, then place is perfection. Dances are topless mostly one-way contact. They've always been $10 on the floor, but that may have changed. VIP couch dances are $25 per, and they have open air (but mostly private VIP areas that you can buy in 15 minutes increments ($150 for 15, $300 for 30, etc.). As the day girls started checking out, night shift came in. One very promising dancer showed up that got my attention, and I waited patiently for her to get dressed and out on floor. 10 minutes later, there she is, making a beeline for me. Very busty, tanned white girl, exactly my type. I motion for her to sit down and she pulls a chair to sit next to me. Always a bad sign for mileage; if they won't sit in your lap, they're probably low mileage. Doesn't matter. We chat for a bit, her name is Vegas and, shockingly enough, she's from Vegas and been here about a month. Finally, she asks if I want a dance, and I direct her to the VIP couches. She asks for the money upfront, which gives me pause, and she said that apparently some PL was in there the previous week, did about $1k worth of dances, and then skipped out on the bill, so management told the girls to get paid upfront. Two red flags. Doesn't matter. Top comes off, and a pair of the most exquisite breasts I have ever seen are freed from their prison. Teardrop shape, full firm yet yielding, great nipples. I am overjoyed, but contact is very, very limited. Song finishes, she asks if I want another, I say no, and we get up, go back to the table and chat some more. Regardless of initial mileage, I will definitely explore this one more, and see if more is on the horizon. Final note: perhaps the worst DJ I've ever been subjected to. Always yelled so loud into the mic when the song ended it actually made me jump a little in my chair, and still managed to mumble the dancer's names. Ugh.

I'm a regular here during spring training visits in March. Recently moved to Tucson and came up to check out a baseball game. On the way home, stopped in for a beer and Chicken Strips. I like coming here because it's big and open, the talent is generally good looking and when I'm sitting at the bar, the lighting is good enough to get a general idea of what the dancer looks like. The mileage, even in VIP, has not been anything special in my experience, I when I get dances here, I have fairly low expectations. I was slightly pressed for time, so not planning to spend much time or money looking for a dance. However, I saw an attractive, slender dancer at the bar finishing up a meal and said hi. Her name was Majestic (I believe). Exactly the kind of dancer that physically appeals to me. Probably just over 5', maybe 100 pounds or so. Very petite all over and turns out she is 22. I was guessing under 25. We talked for about 5-10 minutes, then I mentioned I could probably squeeze in a couple of floor dances. She quoted me $15/per, so we walked away from the bar to find a place. Now, I was thinking out in the open against one of the walls. She found a spot back toward the VIP area, that was on the south side of the floor that was actually a step up into a small area that was a little shielded from the general floor with just 2 chairs. I laid $40 on the table and said, let's do it. I did tell her that I get very handsy and if I went anywhere she was uncomfortable for the price, feel free to stop me and I won't take it personally. She did 3 songs and honestly, the best floor dance I've ever had at Christies. Obviously YMMV, but she made the effort to make sure her nipples got in my mouth a few times, and gave a slow, sexy dance. Was very open to my hands roaming her stomach down to the point where I did not go inside the G-string, but could feel where she had shaved. I did not push it beyond that, either over or under her G-string. I gave her a small tip. Considering the mileage at Christy's is usually pretty tame, even up in the VIP, I was pretty impressed with my short experience at floor dance prices. I don't generally have much chance to drive to Tucson, but the next time I'm there, I am looking for this dancer again.

Greetings fellow PL's! Long time no see. I've recently ended my clubbing sabbatical and have quickly realized a bittersweet fact: I am way, way too well-known at my mainstay clubs (Hi-Liter and Bandaids). As much as I enjoy the company of my various Cubans and some other long time faves, there's a certain level of pressure in the slow season I prefer to avoid if possible- turns out that when two competing dancers forcibly sit at my table and duel each other for attention, I lose out on a lot of the "relaxation" part of the experience. Accordingly, on a recent Friday afternoon, seized with the desire to shake off routine and meet new people I stepped into the Tempe Christie's location with high hopes and a full wallet. Please indulge my thoughts regarding what has changed and what has stayed the same at this venerable venue since my last visit (sometime in early 2025). I was charged $7 upon entry as Christie's charges cover both day and night. It's worth noting that you get an entry ticket that is good for a chicken sandwich or other menu entree. This promotion only lasts until 2:00pm though, so I missed out this time around. It's an okay chicken sandwich, as I recall, with a fair portion size and fries on the side. No drink specials were running while I was there so I paid the typical extortionate rates for a double-tall Jack and coke and a light beer ($24 total). Didn't do any VIP dances so unsure what the prices look like in the back- my floor dances were all the standard $10 per. The venue itself is upscale in terms of furnishings; imagine a large, dimly lit dining room with a "Vegas-lite" aesthetic. Faux-marble pillars, vases, mirrors... All of that noise. They have a very large central stage and a few satellite stages that don't appear to be in use. I didn't go inside the VIP section this time around, but it appears to have a mini-bar section and a number of leather couches available- they were quite comfortable last time I tried them, not sure how they hold up now. As far as the dancers, they are all very much still the "Christie's standard" I've come to recognize over the years; a gamut of extremely thin, pretty college girls, mostly white. Definitely a change of pace for me, this is definitely more for appreciators of the slender body-type. You'll also notice that things are very conversation-heavy here, and girls will typically attempt to talk you up before getting down to business. Contact here is normally pretty low, but with a good rapport the rules become more flexible. Case in point, consider my dancer for the day, Duchess. She's a towering, black dancer with perky breasts and legs AND an ass - a unique find in this club, which made my next steps obvious. I partook of 10 dances with her on the floor, and found her technique to be more than a little charming. Having found an appropriately darkened corner, I would compare the level of contact to a typical Hi-Liter dance, wandering hands and all. It's all about the rapport people! Although my brush with royalty was the only interaction worth writing home about during my short time, it was enough to justify my visit. The more upscale, safe environment in this club kinda grows on you, and is definitely a change of pace from your typical dive-bar aesthetic so common in Phoenix clubs. If you are looking for a laid back experience, very pretty girls, and are not focused on extras, this spot deserves an audition for your rotation.

I've been going to this Christies for many years and have been a regular. It used to be so hopping for years with their famous topless $10 topless table dances from about 2006 to covid. There were hot girls galore and I'd spend alot of money. Sadly after covid the $10 topless table dances never returned. Now it varies on the girl but its always $15+ and what's worse is recently all of a sudden most won't do topless table dances anymore. In short its more money and less fun for table dances now. Its no surprise seems much slower now. I went thursday night and only counted 3-4 other patrons. Vip dances used to be $25/dance but over the last year most girls are asking $30-$35 now but at least its still topless! There do seem to be a decent amount of girls dancing prolly 10-15 but appears the majority are cuban girls now and it hasn't been my cup of tea (although I have seen hot cuban girls at other clubs). I'd not give a good rating for quality of girls maybe 5/10. PROS: its still physically a very nice safe club right off the freeway, there were 10+ girls, atmosphere isn't bad. Vip still topless at least. Cons: Prices for all dances gone up, quality of girls in my opinion has gone down, topless table dances are usually not offered anymore. Lastly, I didn't do any dances this recent visit because the girl I was slightly interested in wanted $15 table dance plus "a tip", she was only marginally hot and wouldn't do topless at all unless I took her Vip. So I passed and wasn't interested in any of the other girls. Its very sad whats occurred and I believe it was a huge mistake they got rid of their popular $10 topless table dance (then recently phasing out topless table dances completely). I think this led to less patrons, in turn less money for girls which led to less attractive dancers. I would not recommend this club anymore due to these factors.