Wackos

Was in town for some business and was bored to death so I decided to check this place out. I found Wacko’s and decided to check this place out from this website…

Honestly, the club was Totally different vibe than I am used to. Expensive and low mileage! lol Club was largely Latina and blue collar. Location of club is in a small…

Been here several times day and night, always on weekdays, and always had a good if seldom a great time. Relative to other clubs in the area, always more dancers on the…

Same physical place. It is in a strip mall, and parking can be challenging, but neither day I went was the parking lot filled. I don't know what that says about the place…

A brief synopsis of the club location and layout: Wackos is located just east of I 95 on Emerson. It is situated in a small shopping plaza that it shares…

I am currently still in the parking lot so I wanted to post my thoughts while they are still fresh on my mind. WOW! I still have no idea how to navigate this place,…

Thursday night, roughly 9-10pm. Parking was not too bad but this can be different on a busy night $10 at the door--I think the door prices have been changing and…

It has been a couple of months since I have been here. They seem to have added some party/group areas by the front stage and upgraded the back area group/party area. Nothing…

Went to wackos around midnight on a Friday and got exactly what I wanted. Wackos will always have the best variety of Cuban women. Maybe two white girls and three black but…

This is a bikini club but the lap dances in the back can be bikini, topless or nude depending on the dancer. Dances are typically $30 but some of the dancers want…

Heard an old friend of mine was going to be making an appearance so I took a chance and went out Late on a Friday night hoping to get lucky and surprise…

Made a trip to Jacksonville Monday and went to Wackos after charging my EV at the nearby Wawa. The charging station though expensive 0.41/KWH is a favorite of mine, conveniently located near…

In town ahead of a work thing and never been to Wackos and went on a whim Sunday at 6pm with absolutely zero expectations. I had read parking can be a…

Been by a few times recently, but will post a review from a Friday night as that is the day I was most engaged. Parking was full but not impossible and…

Going I-95 north easy off to within a block. At far right end of strip shopping center. Not the best area but in late afternoon, saw no…

I stopped by Wacko's on a rainy evening, arriving around 6:30 with plans to check out the afternoon and early evening entertainers. There is no entry fee during the day so…

Headed to Wackos on a friday evening last week. Parking was alright a little before 8 when I arrived and I was able to find a spot in the main lot…

ckos Arrived at 930 on a Saturday. Parking was tough, as it is at the end of a strip mall,and the only open spots seem to be saved for “valet”. Entered and…

I was here a couple of months ago and enjoyed it. This time was disappointing. In a word, Cubans. You can read the descriptions of the club. The only recent change in…

Wackos is located in an old strip mall just east I95 on Emerson Street. Parking in the strip mall can get a bit tight when the club is crowded. I…

Trip #1 It has been a year since I was at Wackos. I went on NYE, $20 to get in on a Sunday was waaaaaay too high. I should have walked out then.…

The club is as described by others. Three stages with girls doing one song per stage and moving from the right of the club to the bar stage to the larger stage…

Arrived on a Monday night about 11:00. I would not call it crowded by any means, but it was not empty as well. The club is set up with multiple…

Monday night, club is at the end of a strip mall. Decent sized parking lot, looked like some sort of attendent standing outside but he might have just been taking a break…

I have visited on two occasions now, and once was great, the other a little rocky. Compared to the other clubs in town, this one is one of the better, if not…

Went to wackos on a Monday night a week or two ago to check it out. Got there around 8, parking was not an issue at that time.…

This is a synopsis of three visits to Wacko's, one early afternoon and two early evening visits. The club is located just east of the Emerson Exit off of I95.…

Stopped in on a sunny Thursday afternoon in October. Parking in front was easy, which worried me since it's a big club and there are not that many parking places out front.…

Went on a Thursday early afternoon, no cover, and no one working the door or metal detector. The club is in a strip mall with a liquor store, laundry mat and some…

Work had me spending some time in Jacksonville recently, so decided to take in the club scene there. The oddity here is clubs can either serve alcohol or be full nude,…

Great Sunday afternoon visit to Wackos. Quick trip. Left happy. I normally would go to Sins, Dollhouse, or even Emperors before considering Wackos. That was the situation the…

My first two afternoon visits to Wacko's were disappointing. With few exceptions, the dancers were not attractive and the only dancers who were attractive (I prefer slender, more petite women) were…

Rainy Friday afternoon. Barely any parking spots in the entire run down strip mall as usual. No cover at dayshift. Me and my friend got a bucket of 4 beers for $10. We…

Parking can be a challenge here, but there were plenty of open spaces at about 2:30 on a Sunday afternoon. There was no one manning the door so I walked in without…

My wife and I went at 8:30 on a Saturday night. (First time at a bikini bar for my wife) Cover was $10 pp, even for females. Went to the center stage…

Wackos hasn't been reviewed for a while and I did three visits one Thursday: afternoon, evening and night. Just to review what everyone knows already. Three stages, dancers start at the large…

Jacksonville, FL. Wednesday around 4pm. I just came from Sinsations but only three girls in there, not my type, didn't want to dig deeper pay for the mandatory drink so I bailed…

This is just a few minute drive from Sins where we went first. So you have two clubs to hit right next to each other [practically] which is fun. Both clubs let…

Saturday. 1PM. Memorial Day weekend. My buddy and I spent the day before at Doll House and Sins. We pulled up to Wackos and there was a lot of parking. Maybe too…

It's in a scuzzy little strip mall, but inside is very nice, clean, spacious, colorful and comfortable. It was quiet when I was there about noon to 2pm on a Wed. My first…

This was the first of two stops in Jacksonville. First time at this place. It was the middle of the afternoon on Friday and the place was pretty crowded. Parking lot is…

So the night before I went to Emperor's and Doll House. This place was the shit!! This review is going to be way more story-style and less statistics than those two…

The layout of Wackos has been detailed many times over but here it goes again. A main stage to your right as you come in, a smaller second stage at the end…

Stopped by Wacko’s while driving north on 95 Sunday afternoon around 530. Jags had a home game earlier so by the time I walked in there were plenty of folks in jerseys…

Sunday afternoon experience I arrived about 4 PM. I do a lot of work with China and I have a conference call at 8 to 10 PM (which is 8 to 10 AM…

I’m town for work and decided to stop by on a Sunday night. Club advertises free valet but lot was large and well-lit, so I opted to self-park. Arrived about 8:30pm, paid…

Saturday afternoon, I decided to check out the day shift at Wacko's. Wacko's was my first and favorite club for a long time, but continued harassment of the business by the…

One of three gentlemen’s clubs worth going to in Jacksonville. Disappointing in terms of it being a bikini bar but the topless lap dances were great although expensive at $30 a song.…

This is the absolute closest thing to a Miami strip club that exists in Jax. The place isnt much to look at from outside, but inside it's a whole different ball game.…

To get “where the girls are” (that’s their tag line), it’s a left off 95 southbound, under the overpass and boom - easy peasy time to get the lemon squeezied Though the…

I went to Wacko's while in Jacksonville on business.The club is located off of I-95 and fairly easy to get to from the beaches, downtown, or the southside of town.…

Arrived before the cover charge took effect right when they opened. Order a beer and for two, happy hour to my surprise 1 main stage, 2 side stages. Because I was…

I was in Jacksonville and near here so I stopped in to check it out. It's in a strip mall. When I entered the club no one was at the counter or…

Details.. parking can be an issue.. Daytime no cover. 3 stages, beers 2/4. good food and daily specials. Bathroom troll late afternoon and evenings. Day shift more diverse while evenings are more…

First time back to You Wackos since Covid. Went on Friday for lunch. No changes that I could see since pre covid. Even the waitress was the same. The girl with the…

My first visit to any sc since 2020 and I had a pretty good time. I walked in, paid $10, and sat at one of the 4 or 5 empty tables at…

Had never been to day shift at Wackos until recently. Ended up going 2 days in a row. Here are some details about those 2 afternoons: (Saturday, 3PM): My partner in crime and I…

Did this club deliver! After uneventful visits to Doll House and Sinsations I ended my night in Cuba….I mean Wackos. Sadly I didn’t sample as much of the talent as I wanted.…

Wednesday late afternoon visit. Details for all those basement dwellers who will never visit but think they matter. Parking can be crowded, no cover and no masks. Carpet, 3 stages, one bar, daily…

Friday evening, about 6PM. Parking lot is full and I don’t like parking on the side streets or around the corner. Had some bad experiences. I should mention however that the shops…

Arrived at Wackos around 11:00 pm. They have two people at the entrance one whom collects the cover which was 10 dollars and the other who does a pat down. The club…

First time to Wackos since 2019, was interested to see how the place has changed, it was a bit down when I last visited since they had closed all the corner booths…

Made a trek to Freakville to see just how freaky things could be First stop - Wackos Got there just before 3 - no cover and no sink monkey yet As gotoguy noted in his…

Went to Wackos after hitting Centerfold and Emperor’s and wasn’t expecting too much. Parking was easy in the afternoon. No door man. Nobody checking temperatures. Nobody was wearing masks except for some…

So it's been a while since I last went to Wackos. And with this pandemic still continuing, it will be longer for next visit. Located along Emerson, and in a…

I went several times. For various reasons, I no longer enjoy Wackos the way I once did. Some of it is that some of the friendly faces that I used to know…

It apparently will be a while before Wackos is back, if it can even survive the panicdemic. I walked in about 3pm on a Saturday afternoon, and there were few customers, fewer…

Last Wednesday needed some me time. MINNOW..There is a parking lot, building, no cover, carpet, no mask, 3 stages, bathrooms, good food, 2/4 beers, and dancers. dances $30, 11-20 girls all flavors and sizes. Got…

Review of a few different visits, primarily from a weekday afternoon but also visited on a couple different nights (but didn't stay long--more later). Had not really been by since prior…

after several long weeks at work, decided to reward myself with a trip to where the girls are. for you review reviewers, I'll be up front and frank. I don't go to a…

It was a decision on a whim to visit Wackos Wednesday afternoon for lunch, but I had a monger friend that was visiting town after moving last year that claimed he used…

241 beers, Restaurant rules. You must wear a mask upon entry to your seat and anytime you get up to do anything. City has been sending people to check I…

This is probably my 3rd or 4th visit since they first closed. You walk in there is a hand-sanitizer station to the right when you walk in. I know if I am…

This is the last stop my friend and I made after a semi-lengthy Saturday night out club hopping together. After a very disappointing experience at the Gold Club, it was heading towards…

Wednesday afternoon and not much happening.. basics: beers 2/4, no cover, 3 stages working..dj,, carpeting, no troll in early afternoon. 1/2 the VIP booths taped off... no tablecloths, hand sanitizer on table..…

This is one of a couple of visits since the re-opening. It was decent. I would say great if Cuban girls didn't represent such a high percentage of the hotter…

630pm so no cover. Parking lot was packed so drove around for 10 minutes and finally parked far away. Too many girls to count. Not too many seats available. VIP with Autumn…

You don't have to approve, but I wanted to update the people of Duval. Wackos and Passions are now open for drinks.. currently no dancers. Both places had security that expect the dancers…

I actually came in to see whats happening due to the Corona virus and NOT A DAMN THING! Cover $7 I think? Got handed an ULTRA by a friend and some Cuban…