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published 3 yrs ago
Southern Xposure OK, Sasha is AMAZING
reviewed by
jamesgeorge2019

7.3

Just left the Club tonight. If you scroll through comments, you will see a few from the past that I left.

Management: A new manager that just started a couple weeks ago welcomed me when…

review
published 3 yrs ago
First Wednesday in June
reviewed by
oscarlomax

7.0

Decided to come on a Wed. evening to take advantage of the $80 special. Walked in about 10 pm. after paying my $20 and given a cursory pat-down. The large rectangular stage is in the…

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published 3 yrs ago
Mellow club since it just opened
reviewed by
makikiboy

6.7

Visited this place the 2nd week of May. I got there around 9 pm. Since I drove myself I didn't have to pay an entry fee. They did search me when I…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Aggressive Girls
posted by
lotsoffun201

I really can’t review this club since a friend dragged me there the other night. Never been to it in all my years in Vegas. The girls are very young for the most part and…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Go at night or just don't even go
reviewed by
Muddy

4.0

Atlanta, GA. Famous Magic City. It's in South downtown. I thought I would at least check it out once. I had drove by the previous night, monday night and it was a line way the…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Boheme: lame and overpriced (Denver review 2 of 3)
reviewed by
mjx01

5.7

I visited from 8.15-9.15 on a Friday night. [Note that their hours are now 6p-2a.]

Location:
Right in Denver’s CBD. About 1 block from the main convention center. I think 2 blocks off 16th. In walking…

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published 3 yrs ago
I Attract the Big Ones!
reviewed by
RicoRenzo556

9.0

Went to Paradise in COI after a long COVID absence and for a Friday I was disappointed.

Paid the $15 fee with military discount and the dude had me go to the bar because he…

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published 3 yrs ago
Re-Review
reviewed by
Muddy

7.7

Charlotte, NC. Just came from a Charlotte Knights game so I had time to squeeze in a quick strip club visit. By the way Truist Field has such a great view of downtown Charlotte they…

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published 3 yrs ago
Club Sinrock-Don’t Walk Away. Run.
reviewed by
SCP

1.3

Club Sinrock. Boring. Mediocre. Stuck up IG model wanna bitches delusional about their worth. The place you go to spend twice as much as you would at any other strip club and get ten…

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published 3 yrs ago
Hotlanta
reviewed by
Muddy

7.7

Atlanta, GA. Midtown. Tuesday around 6pm. Parking is valet at the lot for $10 I said fuck that and parked on the street and just fed the meter for way less. Walked over. Walk in.…

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published 3 yrs ago
Lust for Life
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Greenville, SC. Tuesday night. Around 11. Plenty of parking. Walk in, members are free, cover is $10 but free military. Walk in, nice, upscale feeling spot. Did not expect it going in. Dark club. Bar…

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published 3 yrs ago
Everybody gets a trophy
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Greenville, SC. Just came from Lust but it was too slow, despite having plenty of dancers, it was just lifeless. I came here and boy did it pick up. Parking on a shitty gravel lot…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
In honor of the Queen’s platinum jubilee
posted by
rickthelion

Since I am King of the Jungle I respect all the various Kings, Queens, Princes, and whatnots. So I though I’d share a story about Queen Elizabeth II and her eldest son.

The Queen and Prince…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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The Hypocrisy of the NBA
posted by
motorhead

June is Pride Month and every NBA team has introduced new logos with pride colors and are selling Pride gear. No issue with that - what I do have an issue with is the blatant…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Pink Pony, Blue Balls
reviewed by
Muddy

6.3

Atlanta, GA. I came twice one Monday night and then Tuesday daytime. I hear daytime is underrated here so I wanted to see both. Both were somewhat similar though atleast non lapdance wise. Plenty of…

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published 3 yrs ago
Hanging with Dr.Evil
reviewed by
Muddy

7.0

Doraville, GA. Memorial day. Around 2pm. Getting beers with Dr.Evil, good dude. You know when you meet people off here with that kind of username I expected to meet a bald Mike Myers plus maybe…

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published 3 yrs ago
Some stripper tattletaled on me that I was blowing up the bathroom
reviewed by
Muddy

7.0

Atlanta, GA. Buckhead area. Tuesday daytime around 2 or so. Parking lot pretty full for daytime but I found a spot. Walk up, really freindly big bald guy that looks like the wrestler Goldberg with…

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published 3 yrs ago
Memorial Day Weekend Pt 3
reviewed by
sweetjamesjones

6.3

I visited bottoms up last Saturday after watching the Davis/Romero boxing match. I got to the club around 1am and parked on the street around the corner from the club. Security pats you…

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published 3 yrs ago
Memorial Day Weekend Pt 1.
reviewed by
sweetjamesjones

7.0

I was in St. Louis last weekend for Memorial Day and I decided to stop by Roxxx on Friday night. I arrived around midnight and decided to park in the small parking lot ($20 to…

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published 3 yrs ago
They DO NOT sell McMuffins here
reviewed by
Muddy

5.7

Riviera Beach, MD. Thursday night just south of Baltimore. Not the hood. Plenty of parking. Walk over, door #1 locked, door #2 bingo. Walk in, sit down at the bar. Bartender comes over asks if…

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published 3 yrs ago
Working Night Shifts really sucks
reviewed by
Muddy

5.7

Baltimore, MD. Club is right under I-95 so if your passing through as I was, might be an easy stop. Thursday night. Small, tight parking lot but there were some spots available. As far as…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Slow Thursday
reviewed by
Rrap

6.0

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon around 1. No cover in the afternoon which is nice. There were a couple patrons sitting at a square bar in the center with 2 poles. Lap dance and…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Is there a big difference beween a "John" and a "Simp"?
posted by
Beat100

Hey guys,
So slowly I have realized that John's and Pimps are not that different. While Pimps are in their for the money. John's are there for the sex. For instance, I see many John's who…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Has anyone figured out DesertScrub yet?
posted by
Elitis

He comments "club ad" just about every time but every once in a while he stops his trolling for a brief moment. Is there a method to the madness that anyone has figured out? Is…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Pandoras-Perving on a Saturday Morning
reviewed by
SCP

9.0

Pandoras is a must-go on any Seattle pervs list. It’s long had the best reputation for high mileage of any club in town. Easy sluts abound and it’s typically not hard to talk the chicks…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Places to retire to
posted by
Muddy

Where are you thinking about retiring too? Gonna hunker down and stay? Planning to go somewhere else, if so where you thinking?

If you already retired, what made you go? You happy you did? What do…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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ATLANTA clubbers/mongers/strip club enthusiast/ sugar daddies etc
posted by
WavvyCain

Is it me or is the club scene here becoming lame and maybe dying? Idk I still think we are better than other cities but I feel like the strip club scene here is dying…

review
published 3 yrs ago
This is not ATL’s Onyx
reviewed by
thimslickgirls

6.0

I’ve been to Onyx a few times, all after midnight. It’s not really my favorite club, but it’s a popular spot so people often want to go there, especially friends from out of town. If…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Banging
reviewed by
Cheaptippa

6.7

To begin the review I’ll say I visited on a Thursday afternoon right around 3pm. The place is byob, and there’s a liquor store about a 2 minute drive down the road. They advertise being…

review
published 3 yrs ago
P84: not my style (Denver review 1 of 3)
reviewed by
mjx01

5.7

Arrived at about 8.00 pm on a Thursday. Cut my losses at 8.40 pm.

Location:
P84 is located in what appears to be a suburb of Denver. It’s probably less than 10 miles from the CBD…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Lethargic & boring but clean
reviewed by
Htxx

6.0

My first time here and last. As a west sider I never made it past tycoons or coliseum before so never had an opportunity to come here. As it turns out won’t be back again…

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published 3 yrs ago
Wednesdays are fun too
reviewed by
will42

10.0

On a less than busy Wednesday afternoon I decided to give old faithful a try, a cold beer was needed and this place is usually good.

The layout has been described many times but I will…

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published 3 yrs ago
Strange name for strip club, but don't skip it
reviewed by
Tazdevcl

8.0

I was up in Mankato, MN last week for work. During that time my birthday came around and I asked one of the local guys where a good place was to get a…

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published 3 yrs ago
Late visit, good looking dancers, crowded
reviewed by
isparks

6.3

My first visit to this club. $10 self Park at the end of the lot even though I arrived an hour before closing. Standard security check; made me remove mask for the camera at the…

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published 3 yrs ago
Grinding it out on a Sat night.
reviewed by
fermion18

7.0

My first time here. Showed up late on a Saturday night. Was particularly late for me as I had just flown in from the East Coast. Paid $20 cover at the door. One thing to…

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published 3 yrs ago
Risqué visit after a long Gap
reviewed by
Sunmat

6.0

I visited risqué Bristol twice this week. Both mid afternoon visits. First on Tuesday and then today on Friday. Both visits where brief though I hope that they will be long.
First the location and description…