Lethargic & boring but clean

My first time here and last. As a west sider I never made it past tycoons or coliseum before so never had an opportunity to come here. As it turns out won’t be back again anyway. $7 valet fee for a clean safe lot. Walk in and friendly door guy who quickly wants to know your seating preference as I survey the room there’s booths tables a brightly lit long table top thing with seating a small rectangular stage with a very uninspired chunky blond with quite a few tats and beyond all of that a fair sized round bar in the very back all with plenty of free seating so I told the door jockey I’ll sit at the bar (and skip paying what I’m presuming he wanted a tip for a booth). Once seated at the bar which seemed kind of weird how bright it was I notice that there’s maybe 10 PL’s in the entire club and all 5 at the round bar next to me were all on their phones oblivious to everything and any one else in the club. That should have been my first warning. Normally you see dancers with the bored look on their face glued to the phone not customers. There were maybe 6 dancers a bug titted older one sitting at the bar humoring a drunk pl who eventually got up told her he’d be back after a smoke for dances. As soon as he left she proceeded to tell me how weird he was but she’ll take whatever money she can from him. Just thought that was a strange opening line for her to start talking to me. There was a super skinny brunette on stage next who must have been her first day dancing as she had a death grip on one of the poles and didn’t move from that position across the stage at all. 3 songs later she got down & they had a 4 song break with no one on stage. As I was about to leave the bartender sold me on a $10 filet special that was worth it. All told I was there a couple of hours that I had to kill anyway before my next appointment. Dances were done upstairs near the dj (woman dj) booth. Best looking girl in the bar was the blond waitress who kept moving and seemed familiar to me. I’m just not an 8 mile guy anymore and will stick with the airport area clubs that blow everything else away.