Pandoras-Perving on a Saturday Morning

Pandoras is a must-go on any Seattle pervs list. It’s long had the best reputation for high mileage of any club in town. Easy sluts abound and it’s typically not hard to talk the chicks into baring all the goods in the LDA. If you’re a newbie to the Seattle scene, just know that if these strippers aren’t taking it all off in the LDA and you’re not getting some high quality fondling in you’re wasting your money. Find the right club and the right stripper. Now even at Pandoras there are the bad apples of course. There’s some petite AA chick there who’ll always try to pull the “Oh I’m high class. You can’t fondle and the panties don’t come off.” These are exceptions, not the norm though. It helps that the LDA offers a lot of privacy, unlike Sugars. It’s Saturday, I’ve got some free time, and decide to make a trip to the old stand-by.

Of course I head over at opening time. Never go in the evening. There’s basically no patrons in the morning and this makes the women desperate. Remember that they’re paying the club just to be there. If they’re not selling dances to pervs, then that means they’re losing money. Better ground for negotiation, and it offers more privacy as there’s few people in the club at this point. No more than 200 is needed to get maximum fun at this time of day.

It’s morning and needing some caffeine of course I head over to a bikini stand the near club, Chickalatte. Any Seattle native knows about these stands and the idea behind it. It’s a slut who makes you some coffee, you throw down a tip and the goods are shown. A lot work as strippers during the night. How naked these chicks will be pre-tip can vary from normal bikini to full nude. She’s already topless when I pull up so I throw a 20 and the panties drop. A little ass twerking and fingering ensues and then I’m off to the club.

Pulling up I can see the parking lot is mostly empty. Perfect. No other patrons to speak of. Heading in I’m greeted by a cute little blondie in a miniskirt. What I wouldn’t pay to see her naked. The thick AA who normally does this job isn’t around. Pay the 15 for the drink and cover and find a seat. Athletic white chick with a perky little ass is twerking on stage. Brunette. Not my type. A couple of pervs are hanging around, but the strippers outnumber the guys at this point. There’s 5-7 from what I can tell. A skinny blond chick heads over and and asks if I want a dance. I ask if she’ll get full naked for me and she says yeah. We head back and the bra and panties drop and some fondling action happens. Her ass and tits are a little small for my taste though, so I just opt for one dance. There are greener pastures waiting. Give the ass a final slap and stick 40 in her panties as she gets dressed.

Head back out and low and behold Luna is stripping on stage. We make eye contact. I enjoy watching her spread for a bit and then she heads over to where I’m sitting. She’s a thick Latin American milf with a great fat ass. Big but firm tits. No sag. Just how I like it. Agree to do 140 for five dances. Back to the LDA we go.