I Attract the Big Ones!

Went to Paradise in COI after a long COVID absence and for a Friday I was disappointed.

Paid the $15 fee with military discount and the dude had me go to the bar because he couldn't break $100. Got in and ordered a fancy VOSS water for change.

Once inside I got approached by CAKE and she immediately gives me the COI handshake. She goes and tells me she's sing a little Billy Joel for $100 on top of the $120 15 min VIP. She was a little thicker and older than I liked so I declined. She later walked by and winked her brown starfish at me.