Club Sinrock-Don’t Walk Away. Run.

Club Sinrock. Boring. Mediocre. Stuck up IG model wanna bitches delusional about their worth. The place you go to spend twice as much as you would at any other strip club and get ten times less mileage. The club I’m embarrassed to admit I ever spent a dollar at. My biggest strip club L to date. This was a couple months ago, but I’m posting this review anyway as a warning to any guys thinking about flushing money down the toilet at this dreck of a club. Please, don’t waste your time.

So it’s late March. I have the weekend off and I am in the Renton area. In the back of my head I vaguely aware that there is a strip club in the area. I look up the address and decide to head over. Low expectations but cautiously optimistic. Head in and pay the 15ish cover. For what it’s worth, the decor of the club is actually nice. Red lighting, dark leather chairs, an ornate stage. Waitress brings my my soda and I sit back. That’s when I see the first problem. A thick blonde is twerking on stage, but I’m not seeing any goods lower than the rack. Toss a five and the panties still stay on. Another blonde, skinnier but still has a good package from what I can see. Tries to sell me on a dance. I ask if the panties come off. She says the club doesn’t allow it unless it’s VIP. I should have left at this point but I forked out 40 for a dance. Aside from a little tit fondling action, it was the worst lap dance I’ve had to date. I ask if ass fondling is allowed. She says that’s just for VIP. My dick doesn’t even get slightly hard. Yeah, it was that lame.

Now I’m back in my chair. Some skinny brunette comes over. Fairly pretty but barely any ass. Sells me on VIP for 200. 15 min. Promises some good action. We head back and she looses the panties and bra. Finally I get to see a naked stripper. Nice goods but nothing special. Tits are too small. Ass is skinny but perky. Shaved pussy. A little tit and ass fondling happen but she’s bitchy about where the hands move. At this point I’m basically just getting a worse version of a Pandoras lap dance. Barely worth 20, much less 200. VIP ends and I leave the club disgusted. Do yourself a favor and don’t waste your money and time on this joke of a “strip” club.