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The original basket of deplorables.
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published 2 yrs ago
Toga Party

6.7

Right there in Canal Park, this is the best option for many miles when the Superior clubs are closed during the week. $5 cover, drinks were 5ish, dances 20.

You walk in to see the big…

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published 2 yrs ago
Quiet time
reviewed by
Mwisn

7.0

Stopped by about 3:00 early friday afternoon. Club is put in middle of no where. Nice club and music was actually pretty quiet. Nice sized stage but no one dancing. One patron at the…

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published 2 yrs ago
Weird Sunday visit
reviewed by
Maz

5.7

First visit to Allure. No cover charge as I got in the door with no attendant. Surprisingly small with a stage to the left of the front door and a few small tables to…

review
published 2 yrs ago
First Time in a Lingerie Modeling Business -- It was satisfactory
reviewed by
Jayden1234

6.3

I went to Just Bliss on a Thursday around 1030 PM. I was greeted by a dancer/model right away. The dancer was white and on the thicker side but she had great tits. She explained…

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published 2 yrs ago
Good stage shows at Hustler
reviewed by
wld4tatas

7.0

I spent a week in Warsaw and figured I had to check out at least one club. I didn't do a ton of research but enough to conclude that Hustler Club would be a decent…

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published 2 yrs ago
Previously more open... but not today
reviewed by
PortlandDave

6.0

I've been here many times before but this was my first visit in a few months. I've previously characterized Kittens as "hit or miss" since I've had some enjoyable visits and some visits that…

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published 2 yrs ago
Great experience, dj was killing it with the music.
reviewed by
Tusclllll

6.7

Came in at around 6 pm and was charged a cover of 15 dollars and one drink minimum. Settled for a bottle of VOSS water. Waitresses will make change for you but I was shorted…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Advise Needed: Baby Dolls
posted by
Evasparkling

Currently in Dallas and based on reviews visited both Chica Bonita and Baby Dolls.
Chica Bonita lived up to expectations but Baby Dolls was short of expectations.

I visited Baby Dolls from 11:30 PM to 2:00 AM.…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Back on the scene!
reviewed by
Rickberge

8.3

Hello TUSCL world,

Been out of the stripclub game since March 2020 (Pandemic) because of the fact our company wanted to do everything fucking virtual. So I couldn't make up an excuse to hit up Atlanta…

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published 2 yrs ago
San Francisco part 4
reviewed by
hepguy

6.7

I visited Hustler club San Francisco on Friday July 29, 2002 from about 9:30 to 10:15 pm, after a visit to Condor club. The entrance to the club is on Kearney St about half…

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published 2 yrs ago
San Francisco part 3
reviewed by
hepguy

6.7

I visited the venerable Condor club from about 8:15 to 9:15 pm on Friday July 29, 2022, during my several day visit to San Francisco. The club is on the corner of Broadway and…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Anne Heche
posted by
misterorange

Holy shit, was she trying to imitate Henry Ruggs? Doing like 100 mph on a residential street. I know she's got some mental problems, but damn this is ridiculous. If there were kids on that…

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published 2 yrs ago
The Return
reviewed by
Backseatboy02

8.0

Was in San Diego for vacation with the family, but I was able to sneak out for a few hours. I’m use to being able to stay for a few days, so this was a…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
How to spot a ROB part III: The reddit chronicles
posted by
TFP

reddit.com

I guess make sure you're clearly hearing the price she's saying. Otherwise, you could be a dumb fuck and pay $900 AND she'll cut the song short.

I like how others immediately try to defend…

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published 2 yrs ago
spanish grannies
reviewed by
s88

5.0

Came around 12am on a wed to thursday night, wanted to see what the vibe was after Lido moved out. $20 cover, $18 for a champagne, they had no other wines, 4 customers were there…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
OT: jobs that are easy on the back
posted by
ilbbaicnl

A fav of mine is worried back pain is going to force her to stop dancing. So she needs a new gig, that requires little to no prior training, and only requires a HS…

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published 2 yrs ago
Yee Haw Y'all
reviewed by
pistola

8.0

TL/DR VERSION:

FFFFF U U CCCCC K K Y Y EEEEE SSSSS
FF U…

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published 2 yrs ago
End of an Era
reviewed by
Mark974

8.0

Facilities: Place has a nice large free parking area, well lite in the evening. Two doors lead into the same main entrance of the club. Restrooms are on the right as you enter…

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published 2 yrs ago
Treasure hunting
reviewed by
JJ405

6.0

Sahara is close to home, so I often default here. I find it like a treasure hunt ... lots of frogs to find one princess. Sorry to mix metaphors.

$15 to go in.…

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published 2 yrs ago
Good table show, party club vibes, but pricy dances
reviewed by
rickricardo12

4.7

I have been to this club a few times. I will give you the strengths and weaknesses overall and then tell you about my most recent visit.

Strengths: this club probably has the most attractive dancers…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
House Momolini?
posted by
ilbbaicnl

My fav remarked recently that, at a typical strip club, the manager mostly delegates managing the dancers to the house mom. Including hiring and firing. (She was kvetching about the lack of any…

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published 2 yrs ago
Good Time, Lowkey Atmosphere
reviewed by
dot1x

6.7

Definitely my choice club in philly. Has a decent vibe and the bartenders are nice. Service is very slow at times though. Like even when the had some downtime it took a while for me…

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published 2 yrs ago
This is Akron Not Vegas
reviewed by
smackattack

5.3

First time I've been here in a while. It is no longer HUSH. It's now called The peppermint hippo. Big parking lot open decent lighting safe. You're pretty close to where they keep the Goodyear…

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published 2 yrs ago
"Opportunities" abound-but at what cost?
reviewed by
Manuellabore

6.0

Visited this place for the first, and probably last, time late on a weeknight, essentially in spite of, rather than because of, its significance in popular culture. I could walk to it from the hotel…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Surprisingly good late midweek visit.
reviewed by
ice_cream_man

8.0

Stopped by on Tuesday night, maybe 11:30pm. Plenty of parking around the club, lot was maybe half full.

For those of you burning a free review read, here's the general club details. $20 cover includes drink.…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Good late night at the hippo.
reviewed by
Enslow

8.3

Due to the recent negative reviews of Little Darlings I decided to try out the hippo instead. Did a little research and found out the dance prices might be less inflationary than little D…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Political Discourse
OT: NY always gotta be number one at everything huh? Even catching a vrius
posted by
Estafador

NOt really political but its not fun or benial enough to be in front room either.

I would think after Covid, people would stop flying to NY as often, stop being as reckless, yet somehow according…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
how many dances have you gotten in one sitting
posted by
Tiburon

By one sitting I mean, you gone to the back room and consistently gotten dance after dance by one stripper.

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Are all the “Cubanas” really from Cuba?
posted by
lappymclappy

I think that can’t be, there’s just too many of and every Latina danxer in every city claims they’re Cuban.

Google search says Cubans can’t get even tourist visas to enter the USA. Is there…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Nice little club in Port Charlotte
reviewed by
Dakzan

7.3

This will be the first of two reviews for Emerald City in Port Charlotte, Florida.

My first trip was on a Saturday night around 9:00. The building is just off a main road behind a…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Chasing that one hot stripper that everybody else is too
posted by
Muddy

A couple recent club visits I found myself at night in the strip club and the line up was kind of average save for that one girl who was head and shoulders above the rest.…

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published 2 yrs ago
Oasis in the middle of nowhere PA
reviewed by
df3

8.7

When you pull into Kandys there is a huge well lit parking lot. When you walk in the place smells clean. There is small entry way with a desk which no one was…

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published 2 yrs ago
Can't figure out the Purpose of this place
reviewed by
StripClubXpert

4.3

Sunset Strip
Aug 04, 2022

  • ID checked YES
  • ID scanned NO
  • Metal detector YES
  • Metal detector NO
  • Pat down YES
  • Pat down NO
    Cover: $10 + $5 drink
    Club:…
discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Do you keep escalating each dance? Whats your dance limit before OTC?
posted by
chunkychicano

Do you keep getting dances and escalating the touching each dance?

Have you run into cases where the dances got stricter and stricter each dance? Boundaries got tighter and tighter? Or do you…

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published 2 yrs ago
Asshole employee
reviewed by
key44

5.0

Maybe I was to sensitive. You let me know.

I walked in around 9 pm on a Tuesday night. Place was fine.
Paid a $10 cover went and grabbed a $4water. I then noticed a…

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published 2 yrs ago
Decent for a Tuesday night
reviewed by
key44

7.7

Showed up around 7 pm in a Tuesday night. Busy corner parking out front had plenty of spots. Walked in, no security outside and paid my $10 cover. When I walked in I was…

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published 2 yrs ago
Rumors is alright for MO
reviewed by
Rayramirez75

8.0

Hasn’t been reviewed in a long time, so I stopped by to check it out. It was alright. There’s a bar next door now, but when I arrived they announced last call. So I didn’t…

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published 2 yrs ago
eh, good enough
reviewed by
2small4uuu

4.7

came all the way from DFW to buy a boat and stopped in the first joint I saw just to stop driving for forever. this used to be a Chinese buffet. you can tell b/c…