Rumors Cabaret
2306 Business Loop 70 E Columbia, MO 65201

Rumors is alright for MO

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Rayramirez75
Aug 5, 2022, 4:29 PM
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Visited: Thursday After Midnight

Hasn’t been reviewed in a long time, so I stopped by to check it out. It was alright. There’s a bar next door now, but when I arrived they announced last call. So I didn’t partake. The club is located in an industrial part of town and has a dirt lot. But it felt pretty safe. Way safer lot than Club Vogue. Cover was $5 at 1am. All in all there was about 5 dancers and about 10 customers. When I walked in, there was a guy getting kicked out after saying something to one of the dancers.

Inside is a small club with a large oval stage in the middle with a pole. I sat stage side and threw out some bills. The first couple dancers totally ignored me. The third dancer, a very cute Asian girl, asked if I wanted to touch. I said yep, and she put my hands on her butt. I said thank you, sat down and waited for her set to finish. The dancers were on 3 song rotations. After her set was done, she immediately went to sit down with another guy to talk.

Hmm.. so I was going to leave, but then something interesting happened. Two couples walked in and sat stage side. This slightly older blonde blue eyed dancer with decent man mades, pulls one of the girls on stage and starts writhing on top of her and knee humping. For almost the whole song. That was kinda neat.

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