the ultimate strip club list

Club Risque is easy to access off of I-95, onto Columbus Blvd/Delaware Ave, near the Delaware River in Philadelphia. There's free parking next to the building, and overflow parking in a monitored lot across the…

long time since I been to mettlers, no longer living in southern mn. got to the place about same as always enter long bar to right elevated area to the left containing pool tables darts…

Stopped in to see what was happening on a Wed. afternoon around 5pm. No parking valet on duty yet so I self parked and walked in. Paid $10 cover and went through the…

LA is a big city but there is only one Tropical Lei and I'm glad to see it has endured post-COVID. I stopped by on Thursday at 10 pm and it was going as…

This is my second visit to Tex-Mex. The first ever visit there I was apprehensive. It was about 3pm.

I parked in the front, but there is also parking in the back. The view Into the…

Morrisville, NC. Right outside of Raleigh. Wednesday night after midnight. Plenty of parking. Quiet area. The door girl and the parking lot guy playing soccer in the lot. She goes in gives me a discount…

Cary, NC. Wednesday night. Seems like a quiet area. This is a setup I've never seen before. The gas station is connected to a night club on the right and on the left side is…

Raleigh, NC. Wednesday night. Right off 440. Drive up, parking lot, the lot in front of the club is valet you gotta pay for that but there is a side lot that is free. Parking…

Virginia Beach, VA. Thursday afternoon. I just ate at Virgina Beach's specialty Chico's pizza. Man did that suck, don't eat that fugazi bullshit. Right in front of NAS Oceana, this town is the Navy's east…

This is a club about 30 miles south of Mille lacs lake, which is a popular fishing destination 100 miles north of twin cities. I stopped by on a solo creep on way to a…

I really enjoy this place. The girls are mostly 9's and 10's, friendly, and the place is well lit. The girls each go on rotation, most of them get fully nude (up to their discretion)…

Panama City, FL. Saturday night after midnight. Place was packed to the gills. I was able to find a spot. Walk in $20 cover and they give you a wristband. Pat down. Walk in, club…

Fort Walton Beach, FL. Saturday night. Just came from Sammy's across the street. Walk in cover I can't remember what it was now I think maybe $5 or $10 to a girl at the door.…

Stopped here on a Monday night after a business dinner and time at a sports bar with a smaller portion of the business dinner crowd. I hadn't been here in many, many years and it…

Was told of this place by a dance and right it was worth checking out. The location is easy to find and parking is fairly adequate but can see if really busy parking could be…

I was in Tucson for a Saturday not too long ago and decided to sample Venom and Raider's Reef (in that order). Since I usually go out in the Northeast (mainly Northern Jersey), some of…

New Locomotion is probably my favorite of the 3 "sister" clubs in the area. Little more laid back than Cafe Atlantis and marginally cleaner than Midway Invader.

Club is within a building with…

We visited this place on a Saturday night and the parking lot was bumping - the old jack shack across the parking lot is now a dispensary, which seems to happen to every Portland building…

My first review mainly because I feel I've got something to add toward the end to the collection. The clubs been around a long time. It's one of my favorites due to a neighborhood dive…

Went on a Saturday afternoon. Parking wasn't great but I parked on a side street and walked over. Keep in mind this is nestled between some other businesses, so avoid during the afternoon if you…

Fort Walton Beach, FL. This club is connected to a night club one door down. Parking I found some in the back going left. Food truck right near. A lot of vacationers and tourists and…

Fort Walton Beach, FL. Saturday night. Just came from Red Rose. Real big tourist/vacation spot. Right near a couple other clubs. Parking lot plenty of spots. Walk in $10 cover to a nice girl. Free…

I had never been to the Penns Port Pub, but driving by the siren's call made it irresistible.

This Pub sits on Columbus Blvd / Delaware Ave along the Delaware River in Philadelphia. Come out of…

Pensacola, FL. Saturday night. Seemed like a safe area right across the street from Eden Cabaret. Parking lot is not enough, I was able to find a spot. One cop in the lot was addressing…

Houston, TX. Friday night. In the Galleria area, pretty busy area. Came in as it was just starting to fill up. It looked like the parking lot was valet so I just parked in the…

Houston, TX. Friday night. Just by the sound of this place it kind of sounds divey but you drive up to it, a nope this is like an upscale strip club. A big Vegas style…

Location:
Right off I-70 at the Smithton exit, behind the giant truck stop. Easy enough if it is close to you, but the 2+ hr commute is beating me down more and more the older…