Houston Oil. No wait I'm sorry I had a diarrhea accident in the pool, just ignore that

Houston, TX. Friday night. In the Galleria area, pretty busy area. Came in as it was just starting to fill up. It looked like the parking lot was valet so I just parked in the shopping center parking lot across the street which be warned gets a little ghetto went I left. Walk in, very pretty latina door girl, cover was $15 id check. Walk in, sit at the bar, idk the spot I sat at must've been near a garbage can because it smelled like vomit. Your a club, you gotta address that shit, you can't let that shit play. Customers mixed group mostly middle age hispanic and white guys. Lap dances in open area $25 a song. Multiple VIP areas I can't quite remember the price sounded pretty pricey though. Mileage dancer dependent. I think other reviews make this place out to seem ghetto, I did not get that vibe at all. Just typical upscaly mixed club. Physically very nice, one main stage, one girl up at a time, well lit spot.

Lineup. It was good. Not great but it was good. Pretty even divided one third white girls, one third latinas and one third black. Some silicone and some not. Mix younger girls and some 30 somethings it seemed like. About 10 dancers when I got there and about 25 when I left. One latina dancer who did not have to body I was into, (really petite) but her face looked like that actress Lina Fiorentino who I always thought was super fucking hot. I was talking to really thin white girl with tatoos, not my type but nice girl gave me the low down of the club. She said she tried multiple clubs in the area this one felt the safest for her. She worked at Centerfolds and saw a lot pimps just as an FYI for that spot.

Overall I just didn't find something here that I wanted to take for a spin but that might have to do more with me that the lineup itself, wasn't bad at all. I was thinking about going to Polekatz next door but that parking lot seemed empty. Idk just going through the option not named St James or Houston Men's club it didn't seem like a ton of great stuff but I went from here to check out Colorado Sports Bar and Grill.