tuscl

the ultimate strip club list

Where we're jonesing for a new addiction...
discussion
started 2 yrs ago
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For the ladies vibrating undies/toys

The last time I went to the strip club I wore vibrating undies! (Highly recommend) my bf had the control on his phone and he would use it when he wanted or thought I’d like…

review
published 2 yrs ago
A Slow Day
reviewed by
pdxispdx

6.3

Stars Bridgeport, if you don't know, is located off I5, with a quick right and another right past all of the fast food restaurants. I almost missed it. It's set very far back from the…

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published 2 yrs ago
Houston, We Have Liftoff
reviewed by
Muddy

8.7

Cocoa Beach, FL. Tuesday night. Not far from the Kennedy Space Center. Fun fact my nickname in strip clubs is Neil Dickstrong. Safe area, on Atlantic Ave. Parking lot, plenty of spots. Walk in, cover…

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published 2 yrs ago
ASIAN ALERT! ASIAN ALERT! SOUND THE ALARM! CALLING ALL WITH YELLOW FEVER, GO! GO! GO! GO!
reviewed by
Muddy

8.0

Cocoa Beach, FL. Tuesday night. Just came from Lido right up the road. Parking lot it was somewhat filled but I found a spot. Walk in to the girl at the front. Cover $10. Layout,…

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published 2 yrs ago
Been awhile but im back
reviewed by
Lapmileage

5.3

So loooong time since i visited a strip club but got the itch again.

Arrived at 6:30 pm with only one girl checking her phone. They let me know since theres only two girls working there…

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published 2 yrs ago
Most girls are still baby strippers so be careful
reviewed by
Swish03

8.0

So I’ve been back to this club a few times in the last 3 months and I must say the day shift is better than night shift as far as dances go. If you come…

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published 2 yrs ago
I got lost on my way to vanilla beach
reviewed by
Muddy

6.3

Cocoa Beach, FL. Just came from the other two clubs nearby. Heard about this club a lot when it was known as the inner room. Tuesday night. The entrance is in the back, it's got…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Instant Turn Offs - Things Dancers do to try to look sexy that turn you OFF!
posted by
Jimmybigtits

Those long fake eyelashes that look like a caterpillar taking a shit on their face. I just have a visceral reaction. I can't stand it.

review
published 2 yrs ago
Is this a strip club?
reviewed by
Pantyfetishjer

4.7

I'm not sure what this place is...

I went on a Saturday, early evening. There was plenty of parking in a fairly large, dumly lit parking lot behind the building. Club was fairly easy to find,…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
No matter how educated, talented, rich or cool you believe you are, how you trea
posted by
CJKent_band

Title couldn’t say it all.

No matter how educated, talented, rich or cool you believe you are, how you treat people ultimately tells all.

review
published 2 yrs ago
Sort of like the casino, I should have stopped when I was ahead
reviewed by
lurkingdog

7.7

I happened to be in Pittsburgh on a Tuesday evening with time to spare. Did a little research on TUSCL and this was one of the few places that was open on Tuesdays and…

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published 2 yrs ago
Best strip club in America
reviewed by
Mrwhite

9.0

Went after a college football game, we left at halftime as it was a blowout and got to tootsies around 10pm

Bouncer offered us a vip package at the door, there were 6 of us and…

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published 2 yrs ago
Not bad not great
reviewed by
MrEddyG

7.0

I was in the ATL area a couple of weeks & dropped by at about 12:30 am on a Thursday morning. Parking was either $20 or $10 further so I took the $10…

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published 2 yrs ago
I Did Not Go In Through The Back
reviewed by
huiyjohns

7.0

Went in on a Thursday evening around 9:30p. GPS took me to the side of the building, but fortunately I saw a previous review warning to ‘not enter through the back’ lol, and so I…

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published 2 yrs ago
Always a good time
reviewed by
SamPerkins_420

8.0

Finally started travelling for work again and found myself in LA with a lot of extra time. Had been to Synn once years ago and it was great so took my chances going back. Great…

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published 2 yrs ago
Maybe I've lost my patience
reviewed by
ecroto

5.0

Its been a bit since I've visited, but was in the are for work. I tend to go on the early side because that is when I can sneak away. I parked around back, be…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Stripper(s) vs Sugar Baby vs Escort: Which would you prefer?
posted by
Tiburon

With the stripper(s), dances stay in the club but they're to your satisfaction. Attire is all specified to the club expectations. You can afford that VIP and what goes on in the club STAYS in…

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published 2 yrs ago
My fav Alexis was there and had a Morgan siting
reviewed by
justinlookin

8.3

I visited Pandora's on Friday 7/22/22 at about 4:30PM hoping the 2 for 1 VIP rates still started at 5PM. They were indeed still available as you can see below.

There were many dancers…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
First timer tips
posted by
Buckeye01

Going to Synn for the first time tomorrow. Only been to a strip club once before in Vegas. Read a bunch of the reviews that mention extras but how should I approach it/how much…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Political Discourse
You cat-phobes! (Right, Icee?)
posted by
Tetradon

Remember, you're a reactionary cat-phobe if you don't think this is normal and healthy.

notthebee.com

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Dancers that are worth a PD
posted by
Maditz

Anyone have any info on which dancers are worth taking to the back for some extra time? I’ve always found my experience here to be completely hit or completely miss. Ava and Grace have caught…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
SJG is an AI

There are 2 distinct possibilities.

1.SJG (or SJG's creator) has some machine learning experience and decided to create an incoherent, yet surprisingly context responsive TUSCL bot based off of his own post history. The grammar…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Daytona $500
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Daytona Beach, FL. Right down the way from the Daytona Speedway. Honestly one of the most impressive structures your gonna see. That thing is huge. Yes that's what she said. Club is right in front…

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published 2 yrs ago
Grandview AKA the view I have from the backyard tree as I stare into the window and jack off
reviewed by
Muddy

6.3

Daytona Beach, FL. Tuesday night. Just came from Molly Brown's across the way, I didn't bother moving the car into this lot they got here. Walk in, older guy, jacked though, check ID and cover…

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published 2 yrs ago
If it's this dead you may just have to take Molly and listen to Ace of Base
reviewed by
Muddy

5.7

Daytona Beach, FL. Tuesday night. Plenty of parking behind this club. Lively area, Daytona in the summer time. Walk around to the front looks like an classic theater entrance. Walk in, id check, cover I…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Tips for Enjoying Strip Clubs
posted by
Warrior15

Maybe we can make this a running list that everyone can add to. What helpful hints can you give to others so they will enjoy strip clubs more ?

Here’s mine :

Tip #1 -…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Fr night better than expected

7.3

Arrived @10pm Friday, valet $7, entrance $20. No tables available, so sat at the bar and enjoyed the tit parade on the hour. Beer was $8.50. There were 25 PLs. A couple booths were open…

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published 2 yrs ago
Great Tuesday at Scarletts
reviewed by
Liberatethese

7.3

Not from the area, but had a work meeting and some colleagues were familiar with the place so off we went. Was there last Tuesday night about 2200-0130. 10 bucks to get in. I couldn't…

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published 2 yrs ago
First time at Cheetahs
reviewed by
0sammy4

7.0

I visited Cheetahs for the first time on Tuesday. They open at 11:30 am I arrived at around 12:10 pm Expecting to find the parking lot empty, to my surprise it was already half full.…

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published 2 yrs ago
Bachelor Party Trip, need to find more friends getting married
reviewed by
Revalt90

8.7

Was here earlier in the summer for a bachelor party. Was my first strip club experience and it totally delivered.

Place: The building is a pretty good size and the main stage has 3 poles.…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Luisa from Smiles II in Roxbury NJ
posted by
edison50

Does anyone remember a tight Brazilian spinner named Luisa who used to work at Smiles II before it closed down? I believe she also worked for a time at Nardones in Elizabeth before that.…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Guys who bring gf/wives with them or couples

So I’m a bisexual female, and I often go to strip clubs with my bf, I’ve been a few times alone but it’s more fun with him there. My question is, do you guys who…

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published 2 yrs ago
First time to CCR since the 90s!
reviewed by
Frankcastle

6.0

This was my first time to CCR since the 90s! I used to close clubs like this down with a buddy of mine who moved on to become an exec at a billion dollar…

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published 2 yrs ago
Getting my Fix in with Vixen sounding like Richard Nixon when I shit
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Fort Myers, FL. Monday night. Came in as they were just getting rolling. Cover is free for military, $5 otherwise. I got my corona by the bar and sat by the stage. VIP is off…

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published 2 yrs ago
Sunday Funday
reviewed by
chocotaco

6.0

Previous to this visit, I had only visited Desire in Providence. Since they only had a 4 girl lineup, and there were a bunch of dudes hanging out outside the fun massage place, I decided…

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published 2 yrs ago
Lookers who's talking
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

Fort Myers, FL. Monday night. Just came from Vixens wanted to check this spot out. Plenty of parking walk in. Cover is $10 free military. The door girl and her brunette white dancer friend she…

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published 2 yrs ago
Emerald Lagasse
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

Port Charlotte, FL. The only club in the area looks like. In sort of strip mall area, plenty of parking. The blue iguana or some shit like that is next store where you can drink.…

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published 2 yrs ago
Worth a check in, now and then…
reviewed by
morone99

7.0

There’s definitely something here to check in on frequently. I’d likely head back in a couple months.
As last review posted, all was just about the same. I really only saw 5 girls working…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Men Only TUSCL?
posted by
Muddy

There's been constant chatter about how strippers need their stripper only safe space be it on this site with this dressing room, stripper reddit, stripper web, instagram chats, they have their rooms where it's women…

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published 2 yrs ago
First time back to Sapphire since March 2020
reviewed by
Redmonwin

7.0

Saturday night, 12:15 am - 2:30 am at Sapphires.

It was the first timeI in Sapphire LV since March 2020. I used to party here at least once a month with bottle service or free…

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published 2 yrs ago
I fucked Sara Sota! Yes I kiss and tell.
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Sarasota, FL. Monday night. Suburban area. Plenty of parking. Parking is $3 to the valet guy to use the lot. Walk in, I think cover was $10 but free military. Check ID. Walk in, one…

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published 2 yrs ago
Have I jerked it to the movie The Little Mermaid? Yes, yes I have. Am I proud of it? No...No I am not. But what's done is done.
reviewed by
Muddy

4.3

St. Pete Beach, FL. Maybe I'm wrong but the only strip club practically on the beach in the west coast of Florida. Monday night after midnight. Parking lot not too packed probably should of took…

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published 2 yrs ago
First Visit since 2020: It went down a little in quality and milages.
reviewed by
jjs

7.0

It's been a while since 2020 last time i went there. The place did not change much. It was "Private Eyes" before, and I like the old one better.

I entered around 9pm, and…

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published 2 yrs ago
It was fine (again)
reviewed by
ericinthe206

7.0

Call me crazy but it was another weekday afternoon and I thought I'd drive by Rick's again (see my Pandora's review from Aug 11 for context). This time I kind of assumed it would be…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
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How are democrats like skibum609 so stupid at picking their protests?
posted by
48-Cowboy

youtube.com

They literally put themselves in concrete shoes to protest up charges for soy milk at Starbucks

review
published 2 yrs ago
Not open much
reviewed by
StudlyJohn

5.7

Been here many times since my last review seems that no one else on here goes here or at least writes about it. 4 recent trips have been on Thursday nights when they are supposed…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Orgasm boundary post
posted by
chunkychicano

reddit.com

This is exactly what I was talking about previously. Some dancers have this as a boundary, maybe its due to a SO.

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Singapore to Decriminalize Sex Between Men
posted by
shailynn

Singapore to Decriminalize Sex Between Men

newser.com

Awww now when CJ Kent and Icee visit they won’t be breaking the law anymore.

SJG says “let’s add goats to that list next!!!” 🐐

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published 2 yrs ago
Was in the area
reviewed by
Upclose1

4.3

Went in there on the spur of the moment as I was doing some business downtown that ended early. Club seemed easy on and off the highway but construction on federal hill and over by…