Cubarado

Houston, TX. Friday night. Just by the sound of this place it kind of sounds divey but you drive up to it, a nope this is like an upscale strip club. A big Vegas style light up sign you can see clear as day from the high way. Spelling out Colorado. Drive up, plenty of parking. Area is the galleria, big commercial area in Houston. Plenty of parking, they got guys monitoring the lot. Walk in, cover is $15. Through the hallway, they got all this throwback memorabilla of all the playmates and pornstars that worked here at one point. Including Anna Nicole Smith. I really took the time to look at all the stuff I'm really into the history stuff.

It's really nice, kind of feels like a hunting lodge sort of steakhouse vibe. There's a bar portion with pool tables and all that on the right. Strip club part on the left. Crowd mixed about 30 customers spread out, which to be honest for a Friday night felt kinda dead, weekday gotta be pretty slow if this a Friday night. Lap dances in a community dance room $20 a song. And VIP is in a couple different rooms, I believe the price is negotiable. It sounded like a lot but mileage sounds like it can be good here. One dancer told me the club just wants the fee for the room and they kind of step back and let the dancers do what they do. Pretty low hustle spot overall.

Lineup. Mostly cuban girls. Some white in there too. And maybe one or two black girls (although they might have been Cuban too I didn't hear them speak) I thought the lineup was solid but not much better than that. No too many girls below 6. Although I can't say I saw a lot knockouts. Some fake stuff, some not. Girls some 30 somethings and some twenty somethings with about 30 girls. I talked to one white brunette girl while she was eating, and said hey when your done I'll go for dances. About a 20 minutes later I ask her again hey you wanna do dances now, and she said she had to digest. Come on now I got to wait out the digestive process, do I have to wait for you to take a dump too? ehh fuck that shit. I just took at you must be horrified by me or something. (Which to be fair is possible, granted) and I got the fuck out! Not bad but once you been to Houston Men's club, IDK you just get kinda underwhelmed by some of these other spots lineup wise, although this place is a really nice club.