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johnnyfappleseed

Joined Feb 2022
Last Seen May 2025

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published 4 mos ago
The starter pokemon of strip clubs
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johnnyfappleseed

4.7

Billy Dean's is the last strip club in Nassau and it certainly feels like it. It's only open thursday-saturday nights, is in the middle of a shopping plaza on a major road, and is staffed…

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published 2 yrs ago
And lead us not into Temptations but deliver us from boredom
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johnnyfappleseed

5.7

Went here on a Friday at around 3pm. It opens up at 2 but they definitely looked like they were surprised to see a customer so early. The club is in a mostly industrial area…

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published 2 yrs ago
This place is weird, even by Long Island standards
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johnnyfappleseed

5.0

This place is weird, even by Long Island standards.

It's in a strip mall, and only open Thursday-Saturday after 10 pm, probably to comply with the Karens of the area. I walk in on a Thursday…

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