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published 2 yrs ago
Lazy afternoon at Clancy's
reviewed by
big johnson

7.3

I went to Clancy’s yesterday around 2:20 in the afternoon. I had that old sports bar feel to it. It is not like a big commercial strip club but more of a sparts…

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published 2 yrs ago
Not the same as Pre-COVID, but a couple bright spots.
reviewed by
Mark974

7.7

I agree with almost all of what the previous reviewer has posted. Pre-COVID this was a great place to come on lunchtime Friday for a $10.00 steak. Now the kitchen is still not…

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published 2 yrs ago
Good first time visit to COI
reviewed by
Asminmn

8.0

New to cali so I decided to try this place. I arrived around 10:30 to a pretty full parking lot but I found a spot. Looked like there was valet too. After a quick pat…

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published 2 yrs ago
Night Moves at the PH
reviewed by
Whitetail00

6.3

Due to sheer boredom, I stopped in the PH Monday NIGHT which is not something I do because in general, the nights are just as exciting at the PH as watching grass grow. BUT, this…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Political Discourse
Dr. Oz vs Uncle Fester
posted by
misterorange

Holy shit, is anyone else watching this? Jesus, this must be the funniest thing I've seen since the first time I watched Old School and I was stoned off my ass during that.

They showed…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Mid across the board
reviewed by
ApplebeesCoupon

6.3

I've been mongering this place since it was Uncle Harry's and I was in my early 20s. It's like watching the slowest most painful death of a beloved friend, like a cancer addled titty bar…

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published 2 yrs ago
Inflation hitting hard
reviewed by
justsomeguy1983

6.3

As one of the previous reviewers mentioned, inflation has hit Palomino hard with over 60 bucks as the entry fee, and just about everything else (drinks, dances, etc) moving up in price. After you burn…

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published 2 yrs ago
Relaxed night
reviewed by
Pickmeup

6.7

Stopped by club 15 on the way home Monday night, got there around 11:00. I have been here a few times before but not for a while, layout has been described before but rectangular bar…

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published 2 yrs ago
Last Monday
reviewed by
509bad

6.0

Went in to Kittens Monday a week ago. About a dozen cars in the parking lot at around 12pm. Went into the club and paid the customary $15 dollars for entry and a…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
OT: Golden Steer Steakhouse Vegas ?
posted by
Papi_Chulo

Was just watching a YouTube vid - the vid wasn't about the steakhouse but the guy in the vid had dinner there and had about a 5-minute clip of his dinner - the guy in…

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published 2 yrs ago
Couples experience at Saphires
reviewed by
Knc

7.0

Went here early evening with my husband. As a bisexual woman, I enjoy a hot body as much as the next guy. We purchased the couples package which included a limo ride from our hotel,…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
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posted by
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review
published 2 yrs ago
Great club. Pretty girls. Great private dances.
reviewed by
Austin2022

7.0

This was my 2nd time here. Fully nude, no alcohol. Lots of pretty girls. Not too crowded at about 7PM.

Dances are high mileage, and prices are all over the place.

I was originally quoted…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Old-time guys on TUSCL
posted by
BaddJack

I was on TUSCL for a couple of years, left for almost a year, came back and was vexed by a guy whose handle was greenvegas. The dude was insulting and uncool. Not…

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published 2 yrs ago
Last nice Friday of the year?
reviewed by
Mark974

7.7

First off the name of the club is now Emperor’s Club in trying to keep the community theme of it being in the China Town area of Cleveland. Simple cloth sign is up over…

review
published 2 yrs ago
You wanted a full review…..
reviewed by
DaniK

9.7

I have been going to Millstream for years. The atmosphere is unlike any i have been to, mostly due to the bartender/manager Nina (w/ the dreds). As a bartender, she's definitely aware of her customers…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
This just in: You can be fat AND hot
posted by
Muddy

nypost.com

Simmer down fellas, simmer down! And hey maybe WE aren't so hideous after all, most of us are actually sexy as fuck.

review
published 2 yrs ago
The Pink Palace, Home of The Geriatric Handy
reviewed by
uniquename

6.0

Yet another review of the Pink Palace, so to make the readers happy, parking is easy, access is easy, and the girls are easy. The endless tip parade, not so easy.

After never getting a dance…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
TJ Mongers
ariba
posted by
busterb

first time going to hong kong staying at casada. when you take a girl up to your room does the girl expect you to take a shower? does she take a shower? should i…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Death at Shotgun Willie’s Delays Trials About Death at Shotgun Willie’s
posted by
nicespice

The death of a lawyer at Shotgun Willie’s early this month compelled a judge on Friday to reschedule a trial concerning a different death at the Glendale strip club.

At a four-hour hearing, Arapahoe County District…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Recent reports from Vienna
posted by
Tetradon

I'm headed to Vienna for a few days for work. Looks like a few interesting FKK-like places but all the reviews are pre COVID.

I know there are other websites to check out,…

review
published 2 yrs ago
An Island of hot Latinas surronded by a bum sea
reviewed by
ilbbaicnl

6.3

TL;DR Packed with well-proportioned, medium build to thicc Latinas and a few Afro-Latinas. I got obsessed early with an Afro-Cuban dancer (Lisa), who I can highly recommend. The only positive thing I can…

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published 2 yrs ago
Ruined by another guy
reviewed by
stripclublarry

5.3

Stopped in at Bristol on a Sunday afternoon. Packers were on and there were a handful of people at the bar and about five dancers that I saw while I was there. As previously described…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
When you see them slowly go off the rails
posted by
rickdugan

No I'm not talking about the young girls who fall into drugs and quickly crash and burn. I'm talking about the ones who have been dancing for a while whose lives slowly take a…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Might be better with more customers and dancers in the bar.
reviewed by
peipete

2.0

Went there on a Friday at 9PM. I should have kept driving. I went in the club from the back entrance. The bar is to the right as you enter and it was very very…

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published 2 yrs ago
A very nice Monday
reviewed by
mark94

8.0

A quiet Monday but I found several dancers who kept me happy.

Arrived about 1:30 and stayed till 3:30. Parking lot was pretty empty. Never more than 10 customers and around 10 dancers.

Sativa, a small…

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published 2 yrs ago
A mid-tier but reliable spot with cheap beer.
reviewed by
MechEng18

6.7

I've been nearby for work for a few weeks and picked this place at random.
It's a 'member's club' like most in this area, $10 gets you in for a year. They keep your…

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published 2 yrs ago
I guess I may be a regular
reviewed by
olduglyfatguy

7.3

Passing through Greensboro on a Saturday night about 7:30. I hoped I would see the daytime shift as well as the nighttime ladies coming in. That was true and more than I expected.…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
TJ Mongers
Border Crossing
posted by
MaxMaxima

So I have a regular passport and global entry card. But really not excited about getting stamped and having to explain that one. Is it possible to walk in and cross back home…

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published 2 yrs ago
Rain outside and outside
reviewed by
Palm

6.7

Stopped by twice this week. Same issue both times!

Parking is great. Plenty of space.

Area is convenient, right off the highway, Wendy’s across the street, wawa down the street. PHL 15 min away also.

Metal…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
KDT - Hot Babe Timeout
posted by
Longball300

Other than the usual photos I've been known to post a link now and then when I stumble across one I feel is worthwhile.... To me this babe is just smoking hot; just oozes sex.…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Short visit to scope this place out
reviewed by
Woodrow512

6.7

Overall impression: this place is like the nastiest of dive bars, but full of topless girls, and some are even hot.

This was my first visit to Chicas although I've driven by it many times.…

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published 2 yrs ago
A nice afternoon pit stop
reviewed by
SeattleSWM

6.7

Found myself with some time driving back from a work errand at around 2:30 on a Thursday. Was stuck at the light right outside of Sugars for seemingly 10 minutes and took an impulse right…

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published 2 yrs ago
Sunday fun day
reviewed by
Woodrow512

7.0

Overall impression: If you're looking for a bachelor party venue I'd probably look elsewhere for something a bit more upscale. But if you like a bit of sleaze this might be your place.

Visited Sunday…

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published 2 yrs ago
Warrants a second visit if in area
reviewed by
banditt78

7.7

I was in North Jersey on business and figured I'd check out a new spot. This was 10 min from my meeting so that is why I chose this place as opposed to other…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Pricey, but fun can be had
reviewed by
Revalt90

6.0

Alright, so this club is just ok. The dances are a little on the pricier side ranging between $50 and $100 dollars depending on how much privacy and if you want bottomless or not. They…

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published 2 yrs ago
Good way to spend a night
reviewed by
Revalt90

8.0

I had a evening to kill while in Orlando and heard this was one of the better clubs in the area. The pricing seemed fair, a little high at $5 for a water but a…

review
published 2 yrs ago
shame, nice place but too pricey
reviewed by
leekenny

5.3

I had time before meeting friends for dinner at Hard Rock hotel, so visited this club that I used to frequent alot a while back.

Driving in the parking lot was pretty full, however once…

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published 2 yrs ago
Shut it down!
reviewed by
mapofsteel

1.0

I was on vacation in WV, and had heard of this club while doing research on WV clubs and after visiting the website for southern x-posure, the chain that also owns this location. I stopped…

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published 2 yrs ago
One and Done?
reviewed by
ericinthe206

7.0

I got to Sugar's around 11:15 AM or so. Club hasn't changed from mine or anyone else's descriptions in other reviews. It's a small but comfortable club with a terrible entrance on a busy road.…

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published 2 yrs ago
Slow Early Evening Sunday
reviewed by
Bpmd1

6.3

Had a dinner meeting at 6:00 in Seattle, so I thought I’d stop by my old reliable and see if I can have a little fun. Parking lot was busier than I expected which…