Emperors Gentleman's Club
12 N Lathrop Ave Savannah, GA 31415

Mid across the board

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ApplebeesCoupon
Oct 26, 2022, 12:40 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

I've been mongering this place since it was Uncle Harry's and I was in my early 20s. It's like watching the slowest most painful death of a beloved friend, like a cancer addled titty bar that refuses to die, strung along barely breathing, kept alive by the fact that there's zero other options for a hundred miles(and don't say SGC is an option, there's a reason there's basically zero reviews on here, and Temps has gone to absolute shit too according to reviews) and a steady trickle of local monger's spare change and tax returns in the springtime.

But I digress. Went about 8pm on a Wednesday. Bored, hungry, hadn't been in about a year. All the same faces are there, the full time employees that've been there since the Harry's days. Unfortunately they cant seem to keep a decent cook though. Food fucking sucked. Got a steak and fries. Tasteless except for the hint of old oil that needs to be changed, and Overpriced Hunk-o-meat©. There's been various times I've gone over the years where even just the mozz sticks or fries were so good I'd tip the cook instead of the dancers. Maybe next time will be a winner.

No girls on stage until I'd been there about 20 minutes. First one was a hella cute kinda girl next door looking brunette, utterly unremarkable and extra medium in every way except the face, *Italian kiss*. Just my thing. Don't remember her name unfortunately, I'd give her a recommendation if I did. Dropped a couple singles on the stage and finished eating at my table while she did her thing. Nice moves, surprisingly athletic on stage. Place was pretty dead, maybe 5 other patrons in there and a couple girls going in and out the dressing room and hanging at the bar with the aforementioned 5 patrons, not a single one even bothered to look at her. She came to hang after her set and I'd finished my meal. Vibed for a few, went for a lappy. Decent, nothing extra, didn't ask, didn't offer. Certainly not an air dance but not about to make me LDK either. About what I expected from historical data. One and done, got called in to work (emergency response) otherwise I woulda got another 1 or 2.

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