justsomeguy1983

I believe I have finally achieved the most “bogarts” experience in my many times there’s. My entire visit took 20-25 minutes from door to door. Pretty slow night, walked in and paid the cover (5) and took a seat at the tables between the bar and the stage and order a coors (8). Within five minutes over strolls Buffy, a former dancer who is now back. Thin, very tight body, blonde with some cute b cups. I would surmise she used to be incredibly hot but she’s about 5-10 years past her prime. She proceeds to point out her ankle bracelet as the reason for her return to dancing. After five minutes of small talk she directly describes the menu which is reasonable. I buy a shot off the thick Latina shot girl for 10 - Buffy doesn’t drink which again appears to be related to the ankle bracelet. We go upstairs, 10 to the attendant, 140 to the girl for a nice long conversation. After we finished up I realized that basically satisfied everything I was looking for for the evening and I walked out. Were there other dancers there? Probably. Could I have made a night out of it? Sure. But for convenience and directness you can really beat Bogarts.

As one of the previous reviewers mentioned, inflation has hit Palomino hard with over 60 bucks as the entry fee, and just about everything else (drinks, dances, etc) moving up in price. After you burn the two drink tickets, cocktails are in the 12-15 dollar range, domestic beers were 9 if I recall correctly. The setup here is fairly standard, large main stage encircled by a tip rail, a smaller side stage (not in use on a Friday night when I was there, despite there being plenty of dancers in the building), the bar is kind of off to the side. The hustle here from dancers has gone up significantly since the last time I was here. I was approached multiple times within the first fifteen minutes with the hard push for the VIP fantasy rooms. I would also rate that the quality of dancers has gone up. Last time I was here (pre-pandemic) I would put most in the 4-6 range, with a few 7's, now there may be a few 5's, a solid core of 6-7's and a handful of 9's walking around. Like in most clubs, the hotter the dancer, the less effort they put on stage and when trying to sell you. Finally landed on a very cute blonde, early 30's, with a huge rack and went upstairs. The first attempt was to sell the VIP room at 3,000 for the hour plus another 500 for champagne. Unless that comes with a late 90's Honda Accord, there is no way an hour of time is worth that much. If you've got 3,500 to burn, book yourself a round trip ticket to Germany, get laid for a week straight, and then figure out what you're going to spend the last 1,500 on. But i digress. We ended up just going with "standard" couch dances. Mileage was average (Note, I am from Detroit so my definition of average might be skewed...), but she was enthusiastic and a good hang. Dances were 3 for $100 on the couches. I went a couple rounds up there then showed myself out to catch a flight. Overall, quality has increased here but price has increased at a higher rate. I will probably check out some smaller clubs next time I'm in town.

Bogart's is frozen in time. If you read the previous 100 reviews you could likely anticipate everything that you will experience here. Free, slightly shady feeling parking lot wraps around the building, square windowless building with a door. Walk in and pay the bouncer a $5 cover. Sat at the bar where there was ample seating and as usual one bartender who was the hottest woman in the room and another who was in her early 90's. Drinks were surprisingly expensive, I believe 8 dollars for a coors light. They did run a few shot specials where you buy a beer and you get a free shot. The guy next to me at the bar took full advantage and was completely plastered. A few waitresses/shot girls walking around. The club itself was pretty packed for a Saturday, with a about 30-40 customers and 10 dancers. I tip my hat to the guys who can remember each dancers name, I cannot but here is the breakdown One 7 - AA dancer, bolt-ons, skinny waist, thick ass, very pretty 3 6's - One spinner AA and two tall slightly thicker white girls, one with dark hair (Chanel) and one with red hair 2 4's - Mix of AA and white, with a few extra pounds 2 2's - one very large and one very old white woman. Two stages going (Main and side) Initially difficult to get a dancer's attention, though a few tips at the side stage and one of the 4's came over to chat for a bit. Short black hair, glasses, and a lot of tattoo's. Quite a few extra pounds on her but I'd been there an hour or so and was short on time so I was open. She chatted for a bit but then excused herself as a regular came in. Oh well, fortunately Chanel came over shortly after. The very drunk dude at the bar tried to intercept her but she finally made her way over. We chatted for a bit and agreed on some VIP time after her next stage rotation. We agreed on a flat $$ and I paid the 10 dollar tax. Warmed up for a few dances and then got down to business. Left with a smile on my face. Very friendly, talkative and skilled. She works saturday's and tuesday's and I'll be back again!