Reviews

So by now you've read enough reviews to know the basic layout of the place (downstairs topless, upstairs nude, most but not all girls work both). My impressions- most girls are pretty hot. Lots of…

On a trip through Pensacola I found myself without map or compass or (gasp!) internet access, but free time to spare. So I drove the town attempting to figure out the redlight and adult districts…

After visiting Arety's nearby (see review that page) I turned the corner and found Babe's. Babe's was definitely the more "classy" of the two, all the wait staff in matching white lingerie corsets and hose,…

This club is pretty small, more like a local bar. Very laid back though, and fun. The girls (especially Sandy, a cute young blonde) are pretty friendly. I've only seen it crowded a…

Return to I.S. --- Just a followup to a recent review. Joined a couple of buddies at I.S., this time on a Saturday night. (My only previous visits had been on Friday afternoon). Here's the…

stopped back after peeking it an an uncharacteristically slow evening at Rick's (snow days keep a lot of folks indoors around here.) More new faces and hotter dances than i'm used to at a…

Was there recently and had an awesome time. I got dances from many different girls and they all got me going. The best and last was Paris…she was unreal. That dance ended the night and…

My job requires me to travel all over the country. As such I have visited clubs literally all over the US. With that being said my favorite club has to be Déjà vu…

Not a bad club, I stopped by earlier tonight around midnight and its my first time here since they remodeled/reopened it awhile back. I was pleasantly surprised since it was made a lil more…

Girls were nice there but a bit pricy. You can't get a chance to just sit and watch for more than a minute. Lapdances were decent but short for the 30 dollars. My frind told…

Went back to Harem House a couple of weeks ago. Sad to find out that my 2 favs are now gone. Nicki and Savannah are no longer there. Heard Nicki went to PTs so if…

I went early, about 7pm, and there were no dancers. They rounded up a girl about 10 minutes after I sat down. The tables are meant to look a bit classy, with real…

Fianlly got a chance to visit my favorite club again. As always, it was a great trip, friendly dancers, easy to talk to, great dancing with lots of totally nude dancing on stage. Private dances…

This is the best club I have been to in the US. I was there on a weeknight and it was not very crowded. Probably 10 customers and 10 girls. Each girl that approached me sat…

I go to LA at least once a year on business and sometimes twice. Whenever I am there with a little time on my hands I definitely get to the Rhino. It's a…

This place has gone way downhill since the last time I went there. Girls are at most 5's, with drink hustle. Dances were lame (I choose poorly, other guys were getting good ones). One dancer decided…

Standard Disclaimer: This rating is based on Illinois area clubs. Your mileage may vary. Went to Club O and found it to be a very cool club. The women were good looking and more…

went to cheetahs for the first time in about 6 months... and a lot has changed. mainly the quality of the girls, i found that there are a lot more girls, that are a higher…

Recently, when I happened to be in Houston, I decided to stop by to see myself how good this club is. One word. Excellent. Excellent girls, Great Mileage (especially considering this is only my first ever…

made my first visit on a sunday night. club was pretty filled - 20 or so girls working. half were lookers and half weren't. lap dances are totally nude and…

I made a trip to PP in Cola last Saturday night. I was quite impressed with the whole experience, except for a few shady management practices (which I'll talk about later). There were…

The club layout isn't really comfortable but the music normally isn't bad and the girls are normally really friendly. Parking is tough on most nights and really bad on weekends. The girls are…

Went on a Thursday night, 8PM. 5-7 dancers in the club. Very nice layout, very clean club. Single stage and dances behind a half wall for moderate privacy. Only 3 guys…

went in on a wednesday night late. a number of hot girls but not as many as the last time i went. lap dances are topless with very limited hand-roaming and little grinding.…

Nice clean club with full nude air dances- local laws prevent contact of any sort. Most dancers were 7/8's with a few super hotties in the mix. Stage shows were a little blah, but I…

In town for work, my second visit ever to the club. Had a good time on the Tuesday night but nothing memorable. Returned for lunch the next day. great food for the price. Had a…

Is this club going downhill or what? Who is left after most of the better looking girls have left_Electra,Erika and not much else.It is 8 dollars to go upstairs and the dancer will name their…

Last time in recently for my cousin's bachelor party - GINA very heavy bosomed sexy Latina with big beautiful lips and hair - but a "poor me...we don't make enough money....you guys don't buy enough…

I visited Fox's on Friday afternoon, first time in a couple of months. This club tends to keep dancers for extended periods, little turnover. This club and Rick's in Seattle have the worst…

I visited IS during a business trip to the Chicago area and was VERY disapointed. I found the club to be seriously dirty and I don't mean a good dirty like as in a…

Visited PT's for the first time recently during a weekday afternoon. The place, though big and with a nifty two-floor layout, was rather dead with only a few customers and three or four ladies…

This would have to be my favorite place so far. There is the 21 and over back section where you can drink, and the smaller 18 and over room in the front. The…

I was in the Chicago area recently on business and decided to check out Industrial Strip. Arrived at about 6:30pm on a weeknight and was surprised by how busy the place was. I was quickly…

This club is definitely #1 in Tampa! The women get better and better looking everytime I go! Kudos to the management for doing an outstanding job. The only draw back is the…

I had another job to do in Louisville just before the New Year, so I took the short drive back to BN. I had another great session with Nicole. She remembered me which meant less…

Went on a slow Saturday evening. Entering the club is like going through airport screening. A metal detector is used prior to gaining admittance to the club. The dancers were average, but…

As I have said before, Fantasia is a mixed bag. Can be fun, but it helps to know the dancers, be a regular, or have lots of $. Lots of young dancers and young customers…

Went to the Erotic cafe on a Friday afternoon and was disappointed with the lack of talent. Only a few girls working (unlike Playhouse), so there were time where there was nobody on…

Just went back to this place after being away for a while. Just as good as always. The girls are fabulous and well worth your money. If you are going to go…

Visited this club for the first time this week. What a great strip club for looking at beautiful topless ladies. They have lots of beautiful friendly ladies, good bar service and safe location.…

It's a small club. As you enter there's an open lap dance area on the immediate left, long bar to far left, stage straight ahead, and seating between. I did not see any obvious location…

This is probably the best strip club in Austin, as far as consistently having good looking and friendly dancers. Tuesday is 2-for-1 night.

Teasers is a "no touch" nude club in the wilds of SW Montana. Not bad for the location but not the best possible club experience. The club has stage dancing along with private dances in…

Was here during NFR week and the girls were very friendly. I suppose I was tossing the money around a little, but conversations leading to several lap dances were not high pressure. The club was…

I went there on a tuesday night. I was the only customer there. Two girls working. One 7/10, one 2/10. I got 4 dances with the first one. We were the…

Return trip to MBOT after about a years absence. The biggest single change is addition of bedrooms where the tables were in Green Door Room. Admission to these is $40 as oppossed to $20…

I have been here a few times in the past (6) months, and it is everything that the reviews say it is. There are usually 4-5 girls working the room, and like any place,…

Expose is a decent club. I didn't pay up for the VIP which was probably a mistake. The club has lots of parking out back and is located on Congress very close to 71. There…

Stopped by Babes on a Tuesday afternoon. Action was minimal at best. They do have "TWO 4 TUESDAYS" dance specials so you get 2 for $20. Got a two from two different slender blondes, bot…

I've been to this place twice with very different experiences. The first one was very good, the second - very bad. So I averaged it out to 5. The cover is $10 and $10 for unlimited…

Stopped by RIO on a Tueday afternoon, club was dead!! 4 or 5 girls dancing mostly 5's & 6's. Did get a dance from Whinnie, great but and a very nice lap dance!

I think the girls here have finally cracked the code. There is no money being made on lap dances, as they are all done in an open room with no privacy and sunday school rules.…

I was just visiting Honolulu on business and spent a few hours on a Tuesday night at Centerfolds. It was pretty good! The girls were decent looking, for the most part - but…

Stopped by Brad's on a Tuesday afternoon, club was dead at 4PM. Drank on beer and got a dance from a brunette with a killer ass named "CASH". Nice dance but not enought action to…

Stopped by Brad's for lunch on a Tuesday, food was of for a strip club. Place was pretty crowded considering it was 1PM on a weekday. Got a few dances from "Layla" young girl with…

Was there late on January 8th. Girls were all friendly and good looking (average of 7). Atmosphere was very nice. Had one lap dance which was pretty good (about a 6). However,…

Some good eye candy here. However, the atmosphere is very stiff. The dancers are really milking it, if you are over 40 (which I am), and there are friendlier ... more real places…

Stopped by for the first time since the name change Thursday evening. It has been a while since the last visit so I did not know what to expect. The place was busy…

My hands never felt so liberated in a club before! Decent size club … $20 cover to get in … very dark. A bar along one wall as you enter, with the private dance booths…

I made another visit to this club in December. The delightful ambiance was the same. Seedy looking building, one small stage, girls dancing to a jukebox. There were 6 girls working.…

Sorry, had to give a 1 rating. Went on Wed. 7 Jan and the place was closed for remodeling. Don't know when it may open again or what changes may take place in…

I was in San Francisco during the blackout in December and to my luck Mitchell Brothers was the only open theater in the area. To be surrounded by that much naked beauty was incredible. To…

It's difficult to describe this club. There are some Dancers who are skankity-skanks and others who could be the top dancer at any club around (Ruby/Gina/Sarah). Well, after my last visit I finally found the…

I went to Cheetah's yesterday around 3:00pm. Cover was $5.00. There was a good mix of about 10 girls all above average. The place is pretty large and clean inside with a…

If you're tired of the lame lap dance circuit and want something extra, this might be the club for you. Not in a great neighborhood but the inside is OK. Services range from…

Stopped by late afternoon today. There were slightly fewer girls than I've seen in the past, but that might be because of the winter storm earlier this week. One of the girls told…

Went here recently on a business trip. High quality girls. All nude and they are not shy. The girls are a little bit pushy on the table dances but not too bad. The waitresses were…

Stopped here on weekday afternoon in December. $20 cover Dances are $20/5 minutes and $40/15. Took 15 minutes with Crystal , a tall brunette about a 5. $80 tip got me a disnterested…

A hit or miss club depending on which girls show up. Sometimes you walk in and walk out they are that bad. Othertimes, 1 or 2 out of 6 that are working that day only.…

I like this place. It has its good nights as well as its bad nights but I normally find someone that I find attractive and usually end up getting a pretty good dance.…

Okay, went here once during the day earlier this week and again last night (Thursday). Stayed only a half an hour or so both times. Lots of girls, but really none worth coming here…

I went to the Royal Palace tonight and it is by far my favorite in the city. Not only are the women hot, but they are by far the friendliest in the city and…

One of San Antonio's better clubs. From what I hear, it is probably considered the best. The quality of the women is better than any of the other clubs I've been too (PT's,…

For me, this club is second only to Mons Venus in Tampa. I think Mons on average has better looking women but Tootsie's has more variety. You can also drink alcohol here which…

hello i have been in the adult business for 7 years now i did everything from dance to waitress to door host to now i am bartending, and i love tootsies. it is absolutley the…

Bad news for the late night stip club patron. A new law has gone into affect in Louisville. No more nude or seminude dancing after 1:00 am. Most clubs are now closing…

I live in Los Angeles but traveled home for the holidays and one of the clubs I stopped in was Oasis on a Tuesday afternoon. Oasis has a rep as being a pretty good place…

My wife and I went here on a few weeks ago on my birthday for some fun. Unfortunately I was disappointed with this return visit. My previous visits both with my wife and…

Wednesday Night at JR is "hit or miss" The evening drink specials are $6 Pitchers of Vodka-Lemonades or Margaritas.In a "shot and a beer club," that won't necessarily pack 'em in on a wintry night.…

Girls are not great looking but in general they are nice and quite liberal with the rules. My one experience in the back room at $150 was well worth it. You have to make sure…

the hamilton strip has progressivly gone down hill and seems just when you think its hit bottom it seems to fall even lower. We are now in the winter months and the heater in the…

The girls were gorgeous and they could sure move. Definetly the best place in Grand Rapids which is lacking in the exotic dancing department. Definetly going to go back again. Especially if you want good…

I love this club. The girls show just the right amount of attention, without seeming to pushy. They're as stunning as you can possibly imagine, and boy do they grind away at you. There is…

This club has nasty girls with 1 decent one that woulod be worth a dance. They charge 40 dollars for 2 songs and the girls promise you anything. They have it timed where things get…

I used to go to Venus Faire a lot until the rules loosened up at the strip clubs, and it was possible to touch and be touched and even to get those great extras.…

Just a quick note on the decline of western civilization. This club used to be the best in Portland, where you could always count on alot of top notch girls. Over the last year the…

Reasonbly decorated, but small and very smoky. Main stage with lots of room to sit all around. Balcony level gives you view of the stage and is where the dances are done against the…

Club decor is pretty standard, not shabby but certainly not upscale. Dancers are attractive and friendly, I'd say they are in the 7 to 8.5 range. Stage show is decent. The girls…

Checked out my old favorite place Tuesday Night. This used to be my favorite club in vegas...very classy place...Lets face it...Club Paradise started the trend of classy clubs in vegas IMO. It was not…

Went on a Wed night with a VIP pass from Scottsdale restuarant. A good club. Easy access and GREAT looking women. 10 to 15 that were all great ta-tas and friendly. No mileage for Phoenix but…

Obviously this isn't a strip club in the traditional sense, so don't come here if you're looking to have a drink or hang out, but the private lap dances have been excellent for me.…

This place stretches the definition of the name "strip club". There is a small stage and a girl dances on it every so often, but she dances in a bikini or in lingerie.…

My first trip to Cheetah was a Saturday night. Heard here that is was too crowded and the reviews were right. It was hard to find a table and hard to find an available girl.…

Another fairly typical neighborhood bar strip club. Small place with rectangular bar and stage in the middle, pool tables in back. Very friendly atmosphere. Was open at noon but dancers didn't start…

It's still very disappointing that this is the best that Grand Rapids has to offer. But if you want couch dances and nude women, this is where you go. The place remains small and the…

It's kind of hard for me to rate this club with a single number. The dancers are not the best looking around (mostly 5-6s, with a few 7-8s), the place is rather run-down with…

Basically a bar with girls in bikini dancing on small stages. TVs have nude girls, so they advertise they are a nude club, but it's a tease. If you want a beer, want…

This is the highest mileage place I've been to south of San Francisco. Don't know about the previous review. Maybe he has three tits or something. In my 3 or 4 times here, the…

Wow, what is wrong with SanFran. The girls seem to want to do a little more than what is legal where I come from. $30 dollars to get in during the week.…

Holy Skankarific. Place is very dark and seedy, and you might worry about getting mugged on the way out. The worst part is the "private dances" aren't very private - you're in a…