Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, FL. Friday night. Went on a strip club tour down route 1. Plenty of parking in the lot, area seems fine to me, right off the highway. Walk up to a…

Intro The place is a small spot located near the Pine Crest area with a Latin retro 80s vibe to it. The lay out is nothing fancy. It’s a big bar…

Visited Tuesday around 3:30 to get a sense of the club and its day shift. Overall it’s a very average experience. The Club is off US1, so a very busy entrance, however…

Dropped in at 4pm on a Friday. No cover. There is a U shaped bar with girls taking turns dancing in the middle stage. Drinks $12. Absolutely no one was rude. Good…

This visit was a few months back and it was certainly an experience. It was about 3-4AM when I stopped by. The club is pretty small, you walk inside and the bar…

Intro This club is like a retro 80’s type spot complete with that old cube deco glass at the front and where the dances take place. Inside you will see a smallish…

I got out of work early and decided to visit on my way to Publix. It was about 2:30 pm on a Wednesday and was busier than other times I have visited…

Not quite sure the exact day and time, but so stopped by on my way home from work so it was definitely later in…

Smoky Came in here on the way back from the mall. It’s right on US 1 so super easy. Open parking no need to…

First time at this club in a WHILE. The inside remains the same - bar takes up nearly the entire main area, additional area to the back right where no one was…

Went into Stir Crazy after a walk through of Playmates. Girls looked decent but I wasn’t going to be comfortable there (while early, I could tell it was going to turn into…

Solid place - mostly latinas (which is expected). More on the curvier /fake side which is not my type but the girls were nice,…

Pulled up on a Monday night around 8 pm. No cover, but require a 2 drink minimum. The cheapest drink is $6 (water or beer). After getting my ID checked, walked in…

PARKING: Free but it took me a while to find a spot on a Saturday night. Probably the same on a Friday, but I'd imagine easier on other nights. CLUB: Decent sized…

This is my first visit to Stir Crazy. I was kayaking at the Deering Estate and decided to stop by Stir Crazy as it is close by. My usual places are in…

This review describes a Saturday night visit from May 2022, the weekend that the Formula 1 race was in Miami, which may have explained why the cover charge was $15 rather than…

I will preface this review by saying I am relatively new to strip clubs. I want to say I went to E11EVEN about 8 years ago around the time it opened but…

Went there early at 5PM. Not a lot of girls were working or in yet. Most of them are Latinas (Cubanas I guess). Not…

Will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Club Details III) Visit Details IV) Conclusion ------------ NOTES: ------------ + this is a long-review of a SoFlo club I’ve only reviewed once before six years ago thus I went…

I had a great time at this club! The dancers were in the 6/10-8/10 range and were mainly Hispanic. While they may not have been as attractive as at some of the…

Greetings all, I visited stir crazy first time in about two years now. Normally this place is pretty good lots of Spanish girls lots of…

So I got out of work and went to get me a birthday lapdance (yes it was my bday). So near my job there are a couple of joints and since I…

Went to Stir Crazy on a Friday afternoon expecting a crazy Friday. Was I surprised that the place was dead when I got there.…

Thursday evening around 7pm, went to Stir Crazy to see what's new. Haven't been here in maybe 7 or 8 years to see if I can find a new "home" club. Been…

Another incoherent rambling escapade from ya boi. Like and suscribe. things about the decor and an imaginary vip room. There's a sign at at the…

Walk in and cut right you're looking at the rectangular bar that surrounds the stage. Rotating sort of bar chairs all around. To the left is a sort of open area with…

I had some wild times here a few years ago. Since then they really clamped down on the VIP. Felt very observed. The quality…

Remember Cesar Sayoc, that crazy Trump supporter that mailed a bunch of pipe bombs to politicians? Well that guy worked at this strip club. (Go ahead, verity it with your favorite search…

Not my first visit, but I feel like I've changed my mind. While the quality isn't 10s across the board you know what you're getting when you come by. The place hasn't…

I usually stop by stir crazy on the way home from work on a Friday around 7pm or around 2am after a night out…

Went on Sunday, smokin girls, most Latinas and believe me I am very picky, 2nd trip got there on a Sat and girls not as good looking, seemed everyone has had surgery.…

Intro Okay, Stir Crazy might be the next best option for SC in South Miami outside of Playmates, but that doesn’t mean this club is anywhere close to the level of Playmates.…

I'm not much of a strip club monger, but I always enjoyed going to this place. There's always at least a couple decent looking women and the rest aren't all that bad…

This has always been my favorite club. I normally come by around 6:00 so I see mostly day shift girls and some of the night shift. I have my favorite,…

Had to drop off my friend and was in the area, so decided to check out club that I've not been to yet....big mistake. Let's start when I get there, it…

Finally went back to Stir Crazy after not being there for months. They had decent dancers for a Friday afternoon. Guess all the girls were there trying to get guys Friday paychecks.…

I've been coming here for 3 years and now it seems it's falling off a bit. Dancers are nice girls but they seem unenthusiastic to be there. Yes I went on a…

I’ve visited Stir Crazy on a number of different occasions and times. This club is really three in one. By that I mean the day shift is different from the evening shift…

It has been over a year since I visited Stir Crazy, or just Stir (for short), as my friends and I call it. Last time was to visit with a long time…

This place has been well described in other reviews, so I will skip that part. I went on a weekday afternoon and there weren't that many dancers. Four of them…

This club now has a lot of new faces. Always see some regulars but it seems like a new wave of girls are coming in since I go here often and I…

This is a Spanish club located on South Dixie Hwy in the Kendall area which I frequent when I am on the way to Cutler Bay, Homestead, or Key West. I do…

Went to Stir Crazy after a long time on Sunday. When I first got there it was mostly empty. Guess because it was Sunday. Thought I'd stay for awhile to see if…

For a couple of different reasons Stir Crazy is a club that I really want to work. And because I want it to work, I've given it quite a few chances to…

Always been a fan of this place. Grew up not too far from here and loved it from the first time I visited. I normally visit during the week sometime in the…

As far as clubs go, this is my favorite. There was a time when I preferred booby trap. But now at days Stir Crazy is the best value. I'm reviewing this club…

This was my second time visiting this club. The first time I came with friends but it was late so we didn't stay long. This time I decided I would check it…

I went last Saturday around 12:30 pm and was my first time visiting when just opening. As I came in the staff was finishing up their opening assignments and it was just…

I used to visit the club when I was wintering down here. I met Clubber here several times and we became friends. The club is pretty much the same as it…

I've not been to Stir or really any other club in a long time. A couple of personal problems have kept me away. This visit was for more than just a club…

So this is a quick review. I like posting longer ones but I figured if I don't get this out now I never will. See my previous review for more details on…

With a little bit of time, a little bit of money, and a little bit of opportunity, I decided to give Stir Crazy another chance. I've been here twice before, had an…

Went back last Tuesday evening after work. I had the usual $6 Budweiser to cool myself down a bit. It was just me and 4 other patrons as well as 6 dancers…

Let's start out with a quick guide to clarify my my spectrum of SC acronyms. I assume everyone has their own spectrum. UHM (Ultra High Mileage) - all the way VHM (Very High…

Went to Stircrazy for the first time in awhile and I must say the selection of women has gotten much better. It use to be so hit or miss that I stopped…

I live in the neighborhood behind the club so stir crazy is the only strip club I go to because it's conveniency of just driving 3 minutes to get there. Went back…

I have been an on-again, off-again fan of this club for years. I usually go at night, and am sometimes pleased, and sometimes disappointed. I will explain. First I…

we were deciding which of two close proximity clubs to visit. we choose here. bot going to cover the layout as it has been covered many times. we read many or all…

Really bad physical set up. Very little seating in the club, the bar seating is really tight. The second bar area, is around a corner from the main stage, so its almost…

I was on a business trip to Miami and decided to visit this strip club as it was one of the closest one to the hotel i was staying. Clubs looks ok…

This place is the first strip club I've visited. It's a local strip club in Pinecrest, FL. The venue is small but that wasn't a concern at all because the girls there…

This is a club that in my opinion has had some real ups and downs. Last time that I reviewed this club, a few months ago, I commented that the dancers…

Bottom Line: if you like full contact nude dancing this place has it. If you also like $11 cran vodkas this is also the place. Am I really rating a strip club?…

The girls are pretty hot. They're aggressive for the clubs I've been to in miami but not NJ aggressive. There was this black girl with big tits, be careful, she'll…

Went here on a Friday afternoon to kil sum time. Same layout as b4.the girls here r the main attractions to this place. They are all super ratchet nd will touch yo…

I have been coming to this club for a number of years and have chronicled the ebb and flow of dancer quality over time. I agree with the previous reviewer that…

It has been a while since I reviewed this club,however, I have gone here plenty of times over the past 1+ years. I am most comfortable in this club - it's…

Just wanted to make some corrections to my last review... I had mentioned there is only a weekend cover but actually there is a $5 cover charge every day after 8pm. There…

Back in the day this was like a second home to me. My friend's girlfriend worked here and she would ask me to go see her. My friend would not go in…

I'm an avid strip club goer, but it has been a long, long time since I've been to this club. Last night reminded me why. You walk in. On your right, five feet…

I will break up this review into 4 sections: I) Intro II) Club Layout III) Dancers IV) Conclusion I) INTRO: ------------- I do a lot of SCing but may have visited this club only once; maybe twice, in the…

With travel and various problems, I've not visited clubs for a year or more. Stopped at a couple of old faves the last week or so. The first was tragic, at best.…

I have reviewed this club a number of times over the years, and it has had its ups and downs such that no two of the visits that I have outlined were…

Relatively early on a Friday evening. About 5 to 6 girls walking around. All Hispanic, maybe 3 spoke English well. Most of them were a 6 to a 7, maybe higher if…

Went on a Saturday afternoon. Mostly Latina with a few white girls there. Good mix of women: short, tall, thin, thick(not fat). All I talked to spoke English, some better than others.…

I am happy to report, that this long-time favorite club is back! I arrived around 10:00 and paid the $5 entrance fee. There were plenty of dancers. The…

This time, I had the opportunity to come on a Friday evening around 7:00 PM. Unlike my recent visits in the past, the club was hopping. Rare is the time…

Been here a couple times in the last years, decided to head out last week and check it out with a friend. If you haven't been here I just really don't recommend…

This used to be my favorite club as it is close to work. But I have gone by two Mondays in a row and have been disappointed. The first Monday,…

This club has had its ups and downs. It used to be a favorite of mine. It always had a great location, convenient, safe parking, and a low ($5) or…

The club is elegant and very nice inside with 2 dance areas and a table area. If there are enough people, they have 2 girls dancing at a time. The bar around…

Located on US 1 Not to far from Dadeland mall, this club has gone through its up n downs, the club it self is small with two stages, I've never actually seen…

I have been coming the last couple of Saturdays (between 2 & 4) and have been disappointed with dancer quality. True, business can be slow, but the club has had some…

I feel compelled to return to this club every now and then, because of some really good times on previous visits. Unfortunately those visits are getting farther and farther in the…

I stopped in on New Years eve, so I didn't expect much and that is what I received. The place was "sleepy". No one seemed they wanted to be there. I stopped…

In Miami for work. Though of exploring a few clubs. This was the first. They have decent and safe parking, small though. Frisked (metal detector) on entry. $5 cover. As you enter,…

Went last Saturday and was very pleased with the selection. Although dancers were few in number, there were even fewer customers so I received a lot of attention. Half of…

I don't visit strip clubs much but I decided to hit up Stir Crazy because I heard semi-good things about this place. I walked in around 2 pm (no cover) and was…

I had some spending cash so I went to Stir Crazy. The thing that stands out most in my mind is not the handful of sexy dancers that were there. It is…

I not sure where to begin. This is a club that I've always enjoyed and loved to go. My last visit was an evening one last November (see below) which was a…

I visit Miami from time to time and it was a friend who turned me on to this club. Mainly because it's close and second because the meat there is great. I…

Just to preface, I'm a dancer and I worked several shifts here in summer and fall of 2011. I decided to come leave a review after I checked their website while bored and…

I am afraid that I have to agree with the previous reviewer. I have previously given this club high marks as a great neighborhood bar that happened to have a lot…

This is my favorite club, but, this time, I was very disappoint. Went by at around 2:30PM on Sunday. Now I know that you would not expect too many girls at that…

There were about 7 girls who were moderately friendly and ranged between a 6 and 8. Mostly Hispanic but there was one Black girl and one White girl. Of the latina dancers,…

I was passing by the shopping area on U.S. 1 and decided to stop in a Stir Crazy. It was a small intimate club that had some great dancers. The dancers outnumbered…

A few of us had just hit a couple of places in the Dadeland area for dinner and drinks when one of them suggested that we head to a gentlemen's club. I…

As a dancer I really don't care much for this place. Not a lot of money here. Most guys who come in here are looking to meet OTC or for extras for…

Went at around 4:30 PM ($5.00 cover after 8:00 PM). There always seem to be a partial turnover of the girls - some regulars, some newbies. Had an early 20's…

I hadn't been to "Stir" for an evening visit in quite sometime. I thought I'd stop in, have a couple of drinks, watch some MNF, and of course, see the ladies. Cover…