One disclaimer before I start the...

One disclaimer before I start the review. The 8 rating is for a pastie club.

That said, Kaos has a rather unusual setup. There is a bar and grill in the front. Once inside, you walk through seperate doors to get to the stage and dance area. Now I am not from the Baltimore area, but I do travel there a couple times a year for a few days. The attitude of the dancers is very important to me. I mean, if they will only hang with the regulars or only say a quick thank you with plastic smile after getting a larger than average tip I usually make the place a one time shot no matter how great the bodies. This was my second visit to Kaos the first being back in mid January.

The dancers at Kaos have attitudes that rate 8.5-9 on a scale of 1-10. Brenda and April are two dancers in their early-mid thirties. Brenda rates about a 7.5 on looks (5'9", thin, shoulder length blonde hair). April is smokin! She is tall (5'8") blonde hair, big eyes, sexy as hell body and a killer smile. Gentlemen - she is all woman! The greatest thing about the both of them is that they are very approachable and will spend a great deal of time with you for the price of a one dollar tip and offer of a drink. There is absolutely no hustling going on in this club.