Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara

I recently visited Spearmint Rhino in Santa Barbara, and it was a mixed experience. The club is pretty small, which I didn’t mind, but it’s worth noting that it’s the only strip…

Visited last Thursday. in June. Was May first experience of Californian strip club. The place was really friendly. Bouncer was helpful. Took the cash and did the metal screen. Explained the deal. I understand…

Santa Barbara, CA. Friday night. Just came down from Santa Maria. This is like one of the wealthiest areas in America, Montecito, Goleta, Carpentieria all this stuff out, unreal wealth. Gorgeous area.…

There is not a club within 80 miles of this club, so it was either sit in my hotel room or come here. I have been at this club several times during…

I was on a short business trip to Carpinteria and made the short drive down the 101 to Spearmint Rhino. I have been at this club around a half dozen times. I…

I made a quick business trip to Carpinteria. Since it had been over 6 months since my last visit to the Spearmint Rhino, I decided to drive the 15 miles along the…

Mostly a waste of time. There are not many options in the area, unless you want to drive to LA. Overall, Wednesday night was very depressing. Cover was 20 and there were…

So I was returning from a trip down south to TJ and I had a little urge to see some booty so I figured I'd stop by here since its on the…

I have come here a couple times, its a pretty standard atmosphere, got in for free with military ID, not sure what it would be without. Theres 1 pole with seating surrounding…

This one is weird, I was driving through and decided to check it out before finding my hotel. It was around 12:15 on Tuesday. The place was almost empty. 5-6 patrons and 6…

I was in Carpinteria for a few days. I remembered Misty from my last visit to Spearmint Rhino, so I made the drive to Santa Barbara. I arrived around 10PM. Cover charge…

I visited Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara on Tuesday evening Tuesday August 2, 2022 from about 9:30 to 11:15 pm. A lot of clubs are located in industrial areas but this was…

I stopped by on Sunday Evening. The cover charge was $17. The doorman told me that the cover charge increases to $27 after 10PM. Most of the ladies looked ok. I got…

Since I was in the area traveling, I wanted to check out what the area had to offer Strip Club wise. Coming from the LA/OC California basin, and an avid and frequent…

I made another visit for the memorial day bash and it was very poorly managed. They didn't have food like they advertised (not that I want to eat in a strip club,…

I had a really good experience. Lots of contact and grabbing allowed. I did two topless, with two different dancers. They do 2 for 1 dances pretty often and I didn’t feel…

Such a ripoff. Walked in, velt a homey vibe from the bouncer, asked who he would recommend. He said her name (I forgot, unfortunately). I waited 30 minutes for her, and denied…

I’ve been going here off and on for the last year due to a life change. I typically end up here after going out and having too much to drink lol The…

I have been here a dozen times, so this is both a composite of all those visits and specifically about the last one. Santa Barbara is a place of contradictions. Incredible beauty…

I was in Santa Barbara on business and was placed in a hotel directly across from Spearmint Rhino's, how convenient I thought. I went in there on a Friday about 9 PM.…

Was in Santa Barbara for business and decided to check out the Spearmint Rhino which isn't far from downtown. I went there on a Sunday and got in right before 9:00…

It's been a while since i've went so this review is from months ago from my last visit. I used to go to this club a lot when i used to live…

Came here a while back while traveling for work. Was right near a bunch of bars I'd been hopping around. Smaller than I'd expected from a Spearmint Rhino (I'd only been to…

The SB Rhino is unusual for SCs. First off, it is small, although not as tiny as anticipated from earlier reviews. It's a couple living-sized rooms in the main area, with rooms…

Wife and I arrived on a Saturday night right at 9pm. Bouncer let us in for free because we were right on the edge when they start charging for cover. The club is…

The club is really small, think the size of a dorm room. This is fitting because the girls are college hotties. There is only one stage and a bunch of seating but…

I walked in at 8pm on a Friday, and I was the only guy there. Bad sign already. They serve NO drinks, and NO food, literally the only thing you can spend…

The club was in the middle of no where really. Strolled in on a weekday afternoon and the place was pretty much dead. Sat by the main stage and a…

Small club in a remote corner of downtown Santa Barbara. I do mean it when I say it is small. It doesn't seem like more than 40-50 people would fit here comfortably.…

So I stopped by here after a long break. Just to check things out. Not too much has changed, the club is still, small dark and loud. On the…

So I was in Goleta, which is next to Santa Barbara and decided to give Spearmint Rhino a try as it was the only choice of club NOT 60-90 min away.…

I would not make a trip from the city to go to this club, don’t get me wrong I liked the club, but ordinary club like the ones in the city. If…

I went to the club in a Thursday night. It was easy to find the place since it's the only gentlemen's club in the town. It's close to 101 so driving there…

This spearmint rhino I'm afraid to say does not stand up to par with the standards of a SPEARMINT RHINO FRANCHISE. The girls here, you would expect would be prime since its…

$20 cover, and then drink cost on top of that. Not outrageous, but for the size of the club, and the cool reception received, was not a good start. Had…

After paying the 20$ cover you walk in a fairly small club. There's a DJ booth right in front of you and a bit to the right is the main stage.…

Made an impromptu stop at this club the other night, after a night of drinking and partying in downtown. Paid a $20 cover to enter, which in hindsight was not worth it,…

The location is walking distance from downtown shops and restaurants. It's pretty small but the atmosphere inside is nice enough. I've been here twice and the dancers were friendly and ranged from…

$20 cover, but you can go to their website to get a one time free entry. $5 waters, and no alcohol. Totally nude dances for $40, $20 for topless.…

Decided to check this place out the other night so I hopped on the chop and headed out about 2 hours out of town to see how it is. Well on my…

We went there recently while on a friend's bachelor party, as it is the only major club in Santa Barbara. We got there around 10 pm, and stayed until around 2 am. The…

Went there kinda on a whim while in the area. Standard lighting on entering and the DJ at the door wasn't the most friendly but once the girls got going it was…

Headed to this location for a bachelor party; this is the only choice for the Santa Barbara area so we headed over. The text special allowed us to get in for free…

So I just moved to town with my boyfriend and we wanted to check out the local strip club. We've both worked in the strip club business and we enjoy visiting new…

Went there on a business trip down in the area. Only club in town so didn't have much of a choice in the matter. There was a cover at the…

Pretty and very friendly dancers. Most were very athletic and had the moves down! My friend was a first timer and the dancers went out of their way to make him feel…

This is the only strip club in Santa Barbara so I was disappointed that it wasn't super extraordinary. First of all it is extremely small and there is very limited parking.…

Great potential but no girls!! I went a few months back and there was a gorgeous brazilian girl named allura , I spent 5 nudes with her and it was worth every…

I was here on June 20th. By circumstance and boredom I ended up here. I've been to this club once before 6 months ago on a weekday. So this review might…

The girls use some exotic names like Venus, Xtasia, Tastia, Columbia etc Do not touch! not like Florida, where touching is encouraged [West Palm Beach]. Small inside, cozy, safe environment along side…

This club has a nice selection of girls in the evening and is really easy to get to from all the downtown bars and attractions. I found their pricing a little different…

This club is small but very accessible right next to the freeway. Safety is not an issue here. Not many girls in the early evening, but a couple were very…

This club gets dinged often for its high prices and lack of contact, but both issues are greatly exaggerated in my opinion. I visited this Saturday night for buddy's birthday party,…

I went into the club late last night, normally I'm a day shift type of guy but I figured I check out the night shift. I walked in when Margot was on…

I visited the SB Rhino, and It has been remodeled about 3 years ago. The stage is smaller than it was before. It is no longer to the right as soon…

The Santa Barbara Rhino is pretty small. There is a stage right where you come in. Its just a tiny little stage barely enough room for the girl to dance.…

The place was clean and pretty empty on a Tuesday afternoon. There were only three dancers working but they were all pretty hot, maybe 7s by any standards out of the…

This is a depressing dump that should be avoided at all costs. It's a tiny club with only a few dancers who make it as clear as possible that they would…

This was probably like no other Rhino that I have experienced before. The only thing that pretty drew people in was the familarity of seeing "Spearmint Rhino" oustide of the building. Once…

wasn't impressed by reviews but thot I'd check it for myself. Reviews weren't wrong! Worst Rhino I've been to. Club itself is small but nice. Everything else sucks.…

I visited the Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara recently...Wow. All the women, well except one, were hot. The club is very small. One small stage, two small vip areas, and…

Once again, the previous reviews for this club are a bit limp, so let me fill you in. This is a small club, with one stage off to your right as you enter,…

Pricey, pretty small place compared to other places I've been. Girls seem to solicit, then quickly lose attention if you didn't seem as if you were made of gold. Had…

I was there last Sunday and the place was a bit slow. They had some really good looking girls working there. I spoke to several of the ladies and I was surprised…

Like most members of this chain, the place is clean... in all senses of the word. No worries about going here, but nothing spectacular -- no extras, tight survillance -- read:…

The girls are good looking. Had a lap dance from a very busty, very short girl. It was awesome. Had one gal put her head in my lap and…

Visited on a Wednesday night. Ten dancers, mostly blondes, a couple of hispanics, and one asian. One stage in use, the dancers would dance two songs each, one clothed/topless and…