Cleo’s Gentlemen’s Club

Man this place sucked..... I went here on a Thursday night around 11:30 PM, Bouncers outside were chill, I was a bit skeptic because I didn't see many cars in the front. walk in and…

Was in Orlando for a company retreat. Picked Cleo’s because it looked like the closest Uber ride from the resort area. Was already pretty hammered when I arrived, so not in the market for extras…

I was in Orlando, on a Sunday evening, and did not have time to drive to Cocoa Beach. So, I decided to try an urban club called Cleo’s.

Cover = $20
Beer = $7
Floor Dances =…

So I learned the hard way about the lack of contact on dances and what an “air dance” is from a time that I disregarded a review when visiting Orlando. I was in town again…

Cleos is not what it used to be in years gone by. It was never a high-mileage club, but could still be fun. Somehow they've found a way to remove the fun from the equation.

Club…

I attended the Magic game, and to avoid traffic and a likely long wait and surcharge pricing on Uber, I walked the half mile to Cleo’s. I didn’t feel great on the walk, since it’s…