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Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

A really nice mix of ladies....

A really nice mix of ladies. I went on Thursday and it was empty and had 9-10 women approach me in two hours asking if I wanted a lap dance. Over half were…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

The Rhino is still the Rhino....

The Rhino is still the Rhino. You can always count on finding a girl who will fulfill your wishes. (within legal limits) you can also find girls whose aim it is to take as much…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Recent early Friday afternoon: Sampled the...

Recent early Friday afternoon: Sampled the regular Fri. lunch buffet, then the real dessert. Noontime started out with maybe 6 dancers, stream of arrivals made it 12-15 total. COST FACTORS: $5 daytime cover, $4 to park…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

First, I should say that I...

First, I should say that I haven't been to Desire in a few years and second, that I am a major fan of Fantasies - see reviews I have posted there. However, there have…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Recent mid afternoon Friday- shoehorned visit...

Recent mid afternoon Friday- shoehorned visit in between other club visit and later flight to catch. I got free pass to this club at Bare Ellegance. I don't think that the 2 clubs are sister…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

I stopped by Cheaters a couple...

I stopped by Cheaters a couple of months ago (see previous review) and was quite surprised. It was a week night and I was surprised to have found a few girls that were quite…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I was in Dallas for the...

I was in Dallas for the first time in decades, so I decided to check out the legendary Baby Dolls. The place was incredibly busy for a Sunday night, with lots of dancers and…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

Have not been here in awhile....

Have not been here in awhile. The club is the same, except they rope off the tables on the farside of the bar now unless it is busy or you are eating/buying a bottle. The…

Cannonball Cabaret

Brampton, Ontario

Talk about "Your Mileage May Vary" I...

Talk about "Your Mileage May Vary" I went up for my annual trip to the Great White North and thought I would stop into my favorite club in the Toronto area. I'm not sure if…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Went in here before a dinner...

Went in here before a dinner meeting, knowing I was going to see Nevaeh at Cheerleaders later in the night now that she has moved over. So, went in to get a beer and see if…

The Platinum Room

Lowlands, Sint Maarten

Went with my wife at the...

Went with my wife at the end of Feb 2009. Around 40 dancers available from all over. Had a couple of private dances but nothing outstanding. A couple of the girls from…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

1st time to the club. Went...

1st time to the club. Went to see Nevaeh, who used to dance at Blush. She had them send a car to my hotel to pick me up for free and I got to meet…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Club Fantasies in consistently my favorite...

Club Fantasies in consistently my favorite club in Providence, although I haven't been back to Foxy or the Caddy in a while, so really can't comment on them. I like this club for a…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

The taxi driver warned us this...

The taxi driver warned us this wasn't the best strip joint. We went on a Sunday night. Lots of talent available. Mostly 7's & 8's and one blonde 9. $10 cover, not bad for all nude. We…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Arrived about 10:30pm, March 5, 2009....

Arrived about 10:30pm, March 5, 2009. This maybe only my third visit in 10 years. Club is very dark on the inside. Two stages for a total of 3 dancers up at…

Temptations Gentlemen's Club

Hardeeville, South Carolina

BYOB, bouncers get right in your...

BYOB, bouncers get right in your face while you are tipping the girls on stage. $40 for a private dance in a cubicle while the DJ is watching. $250 for 30 minutes in…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

I went to the club tonight...

I went to the club tonight and had a good time. Lucky me, a Very nice looking dancer named Bridgette came to my table. We talked for a bit and I tipped her a few…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

I most recently visited Jiggles on...

I most recently visited Jiggles on a Wednesday, around 5, just after work. I talked about the place in general on my 9/24/08 review, so I'll focus on the specfics of this visit, rather…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Stopped by on a Sunday evening....

Stopped by on a Sunday evening. A reasonable size crowd around the main stage area (which is surprisingly small given the size of the building). Had one private dance with a petite…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

I really like this club for...

I really like this club for a number of reasons. The number one reason is that the girls have the type of personalities I really enjoy, although I admit you don't normally go to…

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, New Jersey

Amazing! I expected to find a...

Amazing! I expected to find a place on its last legs, but nothing could be farther from the truth. Ten girls working, and some great talent. But of course, the best part about this…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

On a recent trip to Las...

On a recent trip to Las Vegas, I decided to try Deja Vu, a club I had not visited in a few years. My previous experience had been in the “rip off” category, so…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Stopped here for an evening; the...

Stopped here for an evening; the dancing on stage was ok, but the private dancers were just fabulous. Great action, great touches, and they just made you feel that you were the best.…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

The old Harry O's is back....

The old Harry O's is back. Anything goes. Yes, the dancers all wear bottoms on stage, and even in the lap dance room (although pulled down), to comply with the rules. But…

D. B. Coopers Mansion

Spring, Texas

After being disappointed by dancer quality...

After being disappointed by dancer quality a year ago, I decided to give it another try after Dudester's recent review. I arrived about 8 Friday. The parking lot was fairly full although unlit.…

Sugar & Spice

Chattanooga, Tennessee

I've been away for a quite...

I've been away for a quite some time and it was time to get back into the club. Well, not much changed and what did really wasn't a change for the good. On this recent…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

I had a little time to...

I had a little time to kill before an appointment so I stopped at Kahoots on Thursday afternoon just before 1:00 PM. There was one dancer on stage and several sitting with other dancers…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Alone among El Paso strip clubs,...

Alone among El Paso strip clubs, Red Parrot aspires to be a big time club. It is the only one to bring in feature acts and puts on a lot of special events. It is…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I went there with the wife...

I went there with the wife on a Friday evening about 9:30. We have never been to this club before and didn't know what to expect. The one thing we did not expect…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

My wife and I frequent this...

My wife and I frequent this club often. The club itself is not the classiest of places but they're getting there with all the changes they are making. The girls are very friendly and also…

First King

Gardena, California

Least favorite of the Gardena Black...

Least favorite of the Gardena Black clubs. Lowest mileage and decidely mixed quality of women. Club was not crowded but maybe afternoon offers better dance quality. Certainly get much higher mileage at…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

King Henry is a much larger...

King Henry is a much larger club with one stage and plenty of stage, floor and bar seating. Good selection of girls, mosty Black but a couple of (less attractive) white girls too.…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Went here not too long ago...

Went here not too long ago and had a good time. There is a parking lot with plenty of parking and no valet. You walk in and the place is pretty roomy and…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

I normally go to this club...

I normally go to this club mid day during the week. My last trip was pretty much the same. $10 cover, 1 drink min. This is a fairly darl club with no…

Ten's Show Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

I have been to the club...

I have been to the club on many, many occasions….one of the only reasons to go to Salisbury Beach. Drinks are expensive at $7, order beer so you don’t get a light pour… The club is spectacular.…

Kitten's Gentlemen's Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

This is a real sketchy place....

This is a real sketchy place. We tried to pull off a strip club hat trick one day, and popped into Kittens as our last stop. There was a 5 dollar cover to get in.…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Made another Happy Hour visit to...

Made another Happy Hour visit to Larry Flynt's. The $5 cover, $2 drinks and $10 dances result in this place getting a 9 for value, during happy hours. After that, the prices more…

Knockouts

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I was a little concerned when...

I was a little concerned when this place advertized they had a back door enterance. Thought it might be sketchy/dirty. Boy, what I wrong. I can’t even begin to tell you just how good…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

This is not really a place...

This is not really a place to get lapdances. This is more of a hangout place to have a drink with your friends. There's a good mix of young and cute girls but dances are…

Michelle's Beach House

Derby, Kansas

Made a few visits since my...

Made a few visits since my last review. All of my visits have been on weekend evenings. Nothing really new to report. Things hardly change here. Mostly younger dancers with a few mature ones. Dancers…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Another good visit to the Playhouse...

Another good visit to the Playhouse Lounge, did not have too much time on this visit and after having a couple of the older dancers soliciate dances which I declined, had the pleasure of…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Found my car pulling into the...

Found my car pulling into the parking lot of one of my favotite SC's on a recent trip thru the area. This is just a great all around place, milage is decent, but not off the…

Teddies

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Second time here for me, a...

Second time here for me, a seedy place, has its own parking lot and you are frisked when enterning and paying the $5 cover, beers $4 each. The girls are mostly Latino with some Blacks.…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Man, where to start. This place...

Man, where to start. This place was good but I think it lags just a bit behind the Flight Club as my all time favorite. Place is pretty much a 3/4 scale FC and…

House Of Lancaster

Mississauga, Ontario

I just moved to Etobicoke, but...

I just moved to Etobicoke, but I'm still finding my way around. Checked it out on a Sunday evening at around 7PM since it's near my house, and predictably, it was dead. There…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

I went here on Saturday and...

I went here on Saturday and found out she was not charging cover until 7 pm. The waitress took about 1 hour to finally ask me if I wanted anything to drink. The…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I visited favorite club today, during...

I visited favorite club today, during late afternoon, for another great time. Yes, I'd say the quality of dances has improved steadily during the past 3 months, and hope this trend continues. I saw some…

Pasarelas Cabaret

San Pedro Garza García, Nuevo León

So, I've been to way too...

So, I've been to way too many strip clubs in the last few months, is that even possible? I thought I would try this out one Saturday evening. In Monterrey, you typically find…

Teasers Burlesque Palace

Winnipeg, Manitoba

Checked this joint out on a...

Checked this joint out on a Monday night - nto exactly early. Deadsville. I was there for about 3 hours and saw only one dancer - limited quality. Waitresses were cute - only 2 of them.…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Got there about 1:30 pm on...

Got there about 1:30 pm on Saturday. The nude side didn't open until 6. The girls do two dances on the stage and then come into the crowd looking for private dances. The dances on…

Flash Dancer Orlando

Orlando, Florida

If you've been to any of...

If you've been to any of the Orlando club's by now, you know the deal. Mickey has the place on lockdown. Temptations is marginally better than other Orlando club's I've been in for a couple…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Went by on Friday night and...

Went by on Friday night and Saturday afternoon. Friday night was packed with patrons and girls. Had $10 dances from several girls and they were certainly worth $10, but nothing special. The exception was Callie,…

Body Shop

Foothill Farms, California

When in Sacramento, I like to...

When in Sacramento, I like to pop in since this is the only club that serves hard liquor, beer, and wine without having to pay a cover. When I sat down, I was…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Kahoots has the sometimes difficult task...

Kahoots has the sometimes difficult task of being an Ohio strip club that's also a legitimate restaurant. Usually around here you don't mix food with your grindage like in NYC or other areas.…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I was there two weeks ago,...

I was there two weeks ago, thinking about going again next week. I'm not sure what to think about this club. Some of the other clubs definitely have higher caliber girls but you get…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Well this is still and probably...

Well this is still and probably always will be one of my fav's in the phoenix metro area. Went on a Saturday night and there were roughly 8 girl doing the prowl. All a 7…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

My husband and I arrived around...

My husband and I arrived around 10:00 PM on a Saturday evening at On The Border. The cover to get in was $12 each. The club itself is very clean with decent lighting…

Lido Lounge

Cleveland, Ohio

Went in tonight (Saturday) and the...

Went in tonight (Saturday) and the quality of dancers has seriously gone p since my last visit about 6 months ago. KiKi a tall large and gorgeous girl was friendly and sexy. The…

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Hooking up with a dancer

I know most dancers wont go home or to a hotel with a guy the first time they meet at a club, but what are somethings you can do to increase the odds in your favor? I have heard…

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Indianapolis Clubs

For all you Indianapolis guys out there. Which Indy clubs gives you the best bang for your buck?

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hidden cameras

what can a club use the footage taken by hidden cameras for is this just to safe guard the girls. wonder how many times some one get black mailed with these?

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Help me pick an LA club to pop my SC cherry . .

. . well, that's not entirely true, at our company party in Vegas last December I did hit up the Palomino with some buds(was my first time at a SC ever), but have not partaken in my home town .…

Secrets

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

I've just about had it with...

I've just about had it with this bar. First they get rid of my favorite bar tender/manager and then they run off their best two daytime girls. Then things start looking up when…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

I arrived about 1P, and ordered...

I arrived about 1P, and ordered a beer from the bartender ( there was no waitress). No cover at this hour and the beer was $3. Most of the dancers appeared natural with only one…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

As usual, the dancer quality was...

As usual, the dancer quality was the best in the suburbs. It is a solid choice if you are looking to grab a drink and smoke a cigar. On this evening, there was a good…

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, Pennsylvania

You always know what you are...

You always know what you are going to get when you visit Suzy's. The drinks are reasonable and it has a nice corner bar vibe. There is a family vibe with many of the customers…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Really dead here today. There were...

Really dead here today. There were really quite a few dancers- more than customers. Unfortunately they didn't come out to mingle much. They would wander over to ask for a private dance- at a cost…

Tattle Tails Gentleman's Club

Bowling Green, Kentucky

I was pleasantly surprised by this...

I was pleasantly surprised by this place again. It's a dump- cold, dirty, dilapidated. But, they kept having dance specials of two for $20. A couple of the dancers were ok looking,…

Spice House

Reno, Nevada

I visited after visiting FG about...

I visited after visiting FG about a block away. I have had some dances here that were about the best mutual contact dances that I have received in Reno. The dancers were about 1 point…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

So I headed up to Cheater's...

So I headed up to Cheater's this past Thursday afternoon. Not too much has changed since I was there two months ago. I saw many of the veterans were still there. Let's face it, Cheater's…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Scarlett's is great if your looking...

Scarlett's is great if your looking for a party atmosphere. There's lots of people and girls. The music is excellent there. The private dance area is the best I've seen in the Broward area. It's…

Cheetah of Hilton Head

Hilton Head Island, South Carolina

I go to this club every...

I go to this club every year for the heritage golf tourney. this club is full of 9s and 10s. Great bartenders and great Dj and bouncers. They play all types of…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

the caddy is becoming a day...

the caddy is becoming a day only place! the day shift was decent with mostly average girls and 4-5 hot enough to see how fun they are. that may not seem great for some but i…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

playhouse, great club. lots of hot...

playhouse, great club. lots of hot foreign girls mostly brazilian and best lap dances in the area bar none. i must have seen 5 girls who were 9's and 10's and yes there were some…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

This was my fist time in...

This was my fist time in Austin and everyone at the office said Perfect 10 is the place to go to. I made the 30 minute drive from downtown up to Round Rock. It was…

Centerfold

Springfield, Missouri

It had been probably 10 years...

It had been probably 10 years since I last visited Centerfold's, back then it was Mercedes. The inside of the club had undergone a major change with new seating and stage layout. The…

XTC

Tallmadge, Ohio

A lot to choose from and...

A lot to choose from and on this particular night, all of the women looked fantastic. The cover is 10, which gets you free pop all night and if you're there after 2:30, the bar…

Bar Rendez-Vous Erotica

Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu, Quebec

The most important thing here is...

The most important thing here is to negotiate in advance and state clearly what you want, in French if possible! The dancers are not always pleased to do "just" a dance, but now that non-sex…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Stopped by around 5:30 on a...

Stopped by around 5:30 on a Thursday. Only about 10 dancers working, based on how long it took for the stage dancrs to start repeating. Talent level was pretty good, with…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I have been to many strip...

I have been to many strip clubs in the Tampa Bay area, including Mons Venus, Odyssey, etc., and Scarlett's at Ybor Strip was by far the best. For one, the dancers were extremely friendly, and…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

There is a $10 cover at...

There is a $10 cover at night. The inside is not as fancy as other clubs but it serves the purpose of viewing girls. The girls range in appearance from 10's to a 6’s and…

Plan B

Los Angeles, California

So this is a fun place!...

So this is a fun place! Laid back, low cover ($5), reasonable drinks, very friendly & cute waitresses. They have a valet parking lot, but plenty of street parking was available. Clean,…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Disappointed, what can I say. ...

Disappointed, what can I say. The quality of talent wasn't bad, and if you're looking for an eyeful, well, half an eyeful since it's a topless club, then you'll probably have an all right…

Daydreams

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Periodically, I'll take an afternoon and...

Periodically, I'll take an afternoon and go on a planned strip club outing. My only goal is to enjoy the atmosphere of a couple of clubs and the girls that are there. Daydreams…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

Used to come here all the...

Used to come here all the time with a buddy who lived close by and it wasn't until we made a dozen or so trips that we decided to ante up and pay for the…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Disappointed, what can I say. ...

Disappointed, what can I say. The quality of talent wasn't bad, and if you're looking for an eyeful, well, half an eyeful since it's a topless club, then you'll probably have an all right…

Magic Garden

Portland, Oregon

What a weird little strip club....

What a weird little strip club. It's probably more popular for its cheap drinks that the girls dancing. It's tiny inside, there's not much of a stage, and the girls barely dance.…

Center Stage

Springfield, Massachusetts

I went back to this club....

I went back to this club. This time it was a Friday night. More dancers and more customers than my last visit. The girls were ok, but none were really hot.…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Ahh, it was nice to be...

Ahh, it was nice to be back to Mardi Gras. One of my favorite clubs. Many, many hot chicks. Ethnic variety could have been better. The place was hopping during this…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Well I finally got noticed at...

Well I finally got noticed at Micky's! I wasted about an hour at my other favorite place-Secrets-it was Friday at noon and no dancers! Guys were coming in looking around and leaving. My ATF was…

Tango's

Olathe, Kansas

I was out with a couple...

I was out with a couple old friends who decided to call it a night early so I had nothing better to do then hit a strip club. I had not been to the…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Well, I finally took the plunge...

Well, I finally took the plunge when i had the opportunity to be in San Diego on business, and few hours to kill on a friday afternoon. Thanks for all the info here on…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Lately every visit here seems to...

Lately every visit here seems to find more and more new faces. Thankfully most of them are pretty nice faces to look at. As some of the other reviews mention, there's such a…

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First VIP visit

I have to say, my first VIP visit was a disappointment. I didn't get a lot, the experience was not that great, and it cost a lot of money. I wonder how many other guys have experienced the same thing…

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Observations from an amateur contest

The club I go to most has an amateur contest, and some things are apparent: 1.Not all the girls are amateurs. They had 8 girls in the contest, and at least 5 of them are girls who I have seen dance somewhere…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I went to OG on a...

I went to OG on a friday night recently. I loved this club in the past and there a few differences .One the previous owner has past on this club to his family. They used…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

I visited I.S. this week,and had...

I visited I.S. this week,and had a great time. The girls are friendly, it does sometimes get too crowded on the weekends.My biggest complaint is after you come back from your private dance 9 times…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Was in town on a trip,...

Was in town on a trip, and was recommended Mons Venus because it was "the best in Tampa" by a friend. We arrived in the evening, and the place was packed. There was…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Heard about this club from some...

Heard about this club from some friends who said to go here during the day and to get a lap dance. I arrived at the club around 3:30, saw some not so hot and some…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Mixed experience but overall this club...

Mixed experience but overall this club is workable. First the club. Nice part of town and conveniently close to my hotel. Club itself is quite upscale feeling, clean and well appointed.…

Club Decadence

Gainesville, Florida

DO NOT GO!!! this is the...

DO NOT GO!!! this is the creepest club I have ever been too. It used to be good in the good old days. however, not so much any more. There is no dj just a…

Fantasy Island

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

It has been a while since...

It has been a while since I last visited this club. The faces have changed but the game remains the same. The day shift girls are mostly in the 7-8 range but with a few…

Blue Fox

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Since my last visit to this...

Since my last visit to this place it has painted the walls, cleaned the carpet and failed yet another inspection by the USDA. Hoof in mouth disease is really not such a bad thing when…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I go here quite often. ...

I go here quite often. Nice place to relax, smoke, and watch some girls dance. The theme is pink and black with a comfortable laid back atmosphere. Unlike most clubs in…

Babes Show Club

Jackson, Mississippi

the nude dancers here are really...

the nude dancers here are really good looking. I even remembered one of the dancers when I saw her again earlier in the day because she was so good looking. Money here is bad so…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Afternoon visit. Good dances (as always)...

Afternoon visit. Good dances (as always) from Sam, Sherry, Chase. Whitney was there, but she sticks with regulars who rarely get a dance. I don't understand that, oh well. You can't beat the $10 dances…

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Average MIleage and Great Mileage

Among others, I have found Treasures (Houston), Sundowner, and Flight Club all have great mileage. From hot GFE full-contact hands-on/titty sucking dances with very attractive ladies to extras (except probably very rarely at Sundowner), these clubs consistently deliver or…

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OTC

OTC WITH LOCAL DANCER: which should i choose? 1-my place 2-her place 3-neutral site

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Ever thought about taking a long break from routinely visiting a favorite club?

I thought about this during one visit a couple of weeks ago. Many of the dancers didn't look too interesting to me.

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Stripper Working on ... Work

A little fun: ..."You better believe I'll be out of here the minute I either die or become so old that no man will pay to see me naked."... http://www.theonion.com/content/news/stripper_putting_herself_through

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What I get from watching the dancer on stage

These are the only things I truly get from watching a dancer on stage: 1. Does she have an attractive body. 2. If I tip her, does she give me enough contact, physical and otherwise, to lead me to believe…

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Platinum Plus in Columbia lap dance prices?

Anyone know what the going rate for lap dances is here now? The latest reviews made it sound like $20 to $30 wasn't unusual. I can easily get 2 for $30 and I even got 2 for $20…

The proverbial scale of 10

We all use the scale of 10 to describe our appreciation of something - usually the beauty factor of a&nbsp; woman. In fact there was even a movie starring Bo Derek titled &quot;10.&quot; Since we all like different attributes I propose standardizing the scale of 10 to make it more meaningful to everyone.<br /> <br /> When I assign a score to a woman I use the following rule of thumb. First I divide the body into three zones and apply a separate score to each. <br /> <br /> The first &quot;zone&quot; is the head and includes facial features and hair. In my system the head is worth somewhere between 0 and 4 points.<br /> <br /> The next zone runs from the shoulders to…

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Flashdancer

This is for those who really like to see a dancer onstage, and not just a bored stripper slowly twirling a pole. I was at Houston Dolls tonight and there's a new dancer there named Sapphire. Sapphire likes to dance,…