Excalibur Club
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222 Smithtown Rd, Morgantown, WV 26508, USA*

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dudeanonymous
May 7, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

I have given this place a try about once a year for the past several years and usually walk out after 10 minutes wondering why. Each time the quality of the dancers seems to decline. (Once, I swear one of the dancers had just given birth a few days before.) This time (in April) I was pleasantly surprised. The quality of the dancers has greatly improved, in both looks and attitude. Instead of bored, distant middle-aged women who act like they would rather be anywhere else and who I would gladly pay to leave their clothes on, there were a couple attractive girl-next-door types who seemed to be enjoying themselves. I actually tipped without feeling like I was handing out mercy bucks as I had on previous trips.

The place is still something of a dump, inside and out, and could use a good cleaning, some paint, a new sound system (no DJ - jukebox instead), and some general redecorating. Bar and bathrooms to the right of the door; two-story stage to the left. The stage has a pole that runs all the way to the ceiling, but it is used infrequently. VIP areas are upstairs, but I've never been there. From years past, I also believe they have a shower/hot tub room in the back. Absolutely no hustle for private dances. Not a bad place to have a beer and watch the show. Not much of a crowd, maybe a dozen guys and one couple, but it was relatively early (about 9PM) on a Monday night. Not worth a special trip if you are coming from out of town, but worth checking out if you are in the area.

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