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Sexual to do list?

Dudester
An aquaintance at another site asked this question. What is on your sexual "to do" list? Something you've wanted to do that you've never done before? For instance, have you always slept with women of your own race, and you wondered about other races? Do you want to be dominated, or be the dominator? Do you want to have sex on stage? In a porno? What are you feeling?

Me, on my to do list:

1) I've never slept with a tiny woman (4'10" to 5'0") weighing 90 pounds or under. Always wondered about it.

2) I'd like to be in and direct my own porno movie with a barely legal cutie. The plot would be-day after her 18th she tells her mom that she's moving out to move in with her onetime stepfather. Once there she seduces her former school crossing guard, stepbrother, nerdy neighbor, then she becomes a stripper. She does a middle aged guy in the VIP room (me) and he hires her to do a "private party" and pays her the extra fee to do all four guys at the party. When she arrives, one of the guys is stepdaddy.

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16 years ago
Dudester, your movie script writes itself! Go for it! A very good HD video camera can be had for triple-figures, and I'm sure you could entice some wannabe starlets to participate.

I've never had a sexual "to-do" list, but I've enjoyed some unexpected turns with some nice ladies from time to time. When they really surprise me, that's a memorable experience, even if I would not seek out that particular activity. Examples have included things like fisting and spontaneous, unrequested in-club anal. The latter is not my particular preference, but what a surprise it was when she casually led me there during a "dance"...
DandyDan
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16 years ago
Also never had a sexual to-do list, but I've had a black girl and a Latina girl. I suppose Asian would be next. I had an Asian girl perform HJTC, but never fucked her.
Philip A. Stein
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16 years ago
I've been thinking about trying missionary position. Looks kinky!

Ok seriously, twins, then triplets, then...
gatorfan
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16 years ago
DandyDan- try Asian, alot of fun their pussys are horizontal

no list but if had one would inc doing 2 girls at public location: dept store, tanning salon, etc
Notsosly
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16 years ago
I've done a lot... both in the club and out, both the free and spontaneous kind, and the planned and paid for kind. I've also been with every race/ethnicity... cept maybe Indian or Middle-Eastern... but neither are known to be common at strip clubs.

Though I'm getting older and my bachelor days are far behind me, I still have a list in my head.

1.) Visit Thailand and enjoy everything that the ladies there offer.
2.) Orgy! Alas, I simply don't run in the circles that would allow this to happen, nor would my wife ever in her right mind allow me or join in one herself.
3.) Film a POV (point of view) porno... where the camera guy is also the lead dick.
4.) A really, REALLY good threesome, where both girls are open to anything and everything and are really into it. I've had them before, but they never lived up to my (possibly unrealistic) expectations.
shadowcat
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16 years ago
Nothing left on my list except waking up with a woody.
Book Guy
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16 years ago
Porno. I want to waddle around among about eleven hot chicks who are doing each other, and just pick an orifice and pump it in and out for a little bit, then waddle over to another hot chick and pick another orifice. There can be a few other guys there I guess, but they better get out of the way and also not make me feel insecure about my endowment or my physical fitness.

And, on a related note. I want to "find" a diamond in the rough. I want to pick up a girl, then later learn that she is an ultra performer with skillz. And, vice-versa, I want to see a hot girl in pornos, get the total lust-on for her, and then manage to pick her up "in real life" and fuck her lots at her behest and choosing.

I know, I know, these are unreasonable fantasies. But, you asked ...
10inches
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16 years ago
would love to hook up with big titted porn star like Minka, Kayla Kleevage or Lisa Lipps for just one night. can't imagine how to big inflated tits would feel!!
Clubber
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16 years ago
I like the orgy idea, but ONLY if I pick the women. Say about 7.
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16 years ago
Three-ways: There are a couple permutations of the mixed-three-way, and I've done both. I would have said "no way" to the M-M-F combo, until it happened of course. She was so hot, she initiated everything, and the other M was her husband, so I could not really tell him to stay out when he joined us. He and I made certain we never touched one another, but we both enjoyed her very much...

The M-F-F variant was with two fine young ladies, but they turned out to be relatively lame in bed. They also turned out to be each other's cousins. May be a fantasy for some, but that did not do much for me...
Book Guy
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16 years ago
The one time I've done multiple-partner sex, it really wasn't worth the hooplah. There was so much logistical annoyance that, essentially, all we were doing was bumping uglies, then changing position and doing that again in a different orifice with a different partner. There was no way that anyone in the room could "get lost in the moment," and honestly, it was even difficult to feel like the bumping of uglies was pleasurable. I mean, I did know that my dick was in a vagina, but it kind of felt like I was masturbating it in some latex fake vagina while three other people watched. The whole deal came down to, the fact that I'm glad I did that because now I can say I did it, but none of us was very good at pleasing three or four other partners all at the same time and none of us was GETTING pleased, for the same reason, either.
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16 years ago
This conversation is reminding me of Seinfeld's "room-mate swap." George had advised him to tell one of the girls he wanted a three-way with her and her room-mate. Turns out she was into it.

George: "Do you ever drop to your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?"
Seinfeld: "I can't become an orgy guy; I'd have to get a whole new wardrobe!"
Notsosly
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16 years ago
Lol... that same Seinfeld episode runs through my head just about everytime I hear or see the word orgy. Great episode!
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