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Wild Wild West Gentlemen's Club

Salina, Kansas

I went to this club to...

I went to this club to review it, in order to compare it with the clubs in Wichita. I had heard that some women from Michelle's Beach house in Derby (south of Wichita) went…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

This club is a good club....

This club is a good club. The lay out is a horse shoe bar and the girls dance on top of it. The dances in the back room go for 20 bucks and are by…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

For high mileage, there are few...

For high mileage, there are few places better than Rick's. Went in on a Sunday afternoon about 4 pm and found a reasonable selection of dancers and a fairly small crowd. As stated…

Michelle's Beach House

Derby, Kansas

I forgot to mention that Jordan...

I forgot to mention that Jordan also quit the club a couple of days ago. I also forgot to say this: if you like bodacious big ta-ta's, check out Sapphire. Her knockers are huge. Dedra's…

Michelle's Beach House

Derby, Kansas

I was last at Michelle's last...

I was last at Michelle's last night into this morning at 2:00, when they close. Michelle's is closed on Sundays. The dancers I would look for (evening shift, which begins at 7:00) are…

Michelle's Beach House

Derby, Kansas

My latest visit to MBH was...

My latest visit to MBH was yesterday (Saturday – Oct 9, 2004), and got in around 4:30PM. Took a dinner break and returned at 6:30PM and stayed until after 9:30PM There were only four dancers, and…

Tzer's Gentlemens Club

Binghamton, New York

The girls looked great. But there...

The girls looked great. But there where all about the money, not the service. The girls where demanding tips before even removing any of there clothes. I had a privite dance which was above average…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Early Sun afternoon... not many clubs...

Early Sun afternoon... not many clubs even open at this time; Cheetah is so I stopped in to kill a little time before hitting the road. Showed my nearly unreadable membership card and got…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

I was at Pleasures a couple...

I was at Pleasures a couple of weeks ago --- to visit a woman whose stage name was Destiny at Michelle's Beach house. She's pretty good at lap dancing. Another lap dancer named…

Vegas Video, Arcade, and Spa

Sweet Springs, Missouri

Went by the Pleasure Palace again...

Went by the Pleasure Palace again and had a fantastic time with Isis. We had a bunch of lap dances ending with total satisfaction in every way. We spent about 2-3 hours in…

Score

Los Angeles, California

Very nice club ilocated in downtown...

Very nice club ilocated in downtown LA. Very new club, $20 entrance that entitle you two soft drinks. The general manager Elia is a very nice man made sure that I was properly traited both…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

I went to this club with...

I went to this club with a buddy on Friday night. We got there about 10pm and were seated near the stage. It was great lots of girls in the7-9 range and very…

Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

I went to the club on...

I went to the club on Thursaday evening around 9 PM, admission was 20 , there were only 5 customers and 3 average dancers. Did not like the club two dark and no action…

High Heels Saloon

Somonauk, Illinois

OK. The building does...

OK. The building does exist with a lighted sign that say Prohesy Club. In small letters the sign says High Heel Saloon. You have to really look for the small letters…

Foxx Tails

Moores Mill, Alabama

A local club, not worth the...

A local club, not worth the drive; but if on your way home, stop by. Very crowded after work (5 til 6), then empties out @ 6 when the night shift starts. Customers…

Knockouts

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Decided to try Knockouts on a...

Decided to try Knockouts on a Wed night around 8:30pm. The club is in a section of downtown filled with bars and restaurants. It's fairly small with a pretty bland interior and one…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

This is the best club in...

This is the best club in LA, downtown LA to be exact. Always good looking dancers. I went on a Wednesday night spept 30 and Holly hollywood was the feature. $20 to get in ,…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Seductions is the type of club...

Seductions is the type of club to go as your last stop for the night. Went last Wednesday after some drinks and dances at Crystals and Sundowners. Mix of girls with a black/latin…

Century Lounge

Lennox, California

Stopped by on my way to...

Stopped by on my way to LAX. entrance was $10 , Inside the place look like a sport bar with some pool tables. I only saw one big stage. Dancers usually have two dances set.…

Jezebel's

Wichita, Kansas

I visited Jezebel's two weeks ago...

I visited Jezebel's two weeks ago today --- which was September 26th, 2004. I visited during their amateur night, which is every Sunday night. This club plays basically hip/hop music, and the DJ…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

It has been a while since...

It has been a while since I stopped at the Erotic Review, so I figured I would have a look again when I was in the area on Tuesday. I stopped in early in…

Crystals

Thorold, Ontario

This is a "lost" review. ...

This is a "lost" review. I had posted about this club after trip to Lewiston,NY. in July of this year. This club is the furthest out on Lundy Lane. It has a…

Danny's Cabaret

Jackson, Mississippi

I went in here on a...

I went in here on a Thursday afternoon and I was the only one there. I was there around 5 or so and slowly girls started to come in. THere was one girl…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I might have given this a...

I might have given this a higher rating if I had been able to see anything...boy was it dark in this club. I stopped by on Sunday morning around 10 AM...I haven't been in…

Front Room

Tearing of clothing

If a dancer's navel jewelry tears your shirt, should you ask her to buy you another shirt? Or not have to pay for the dance? Or if you paid her, ask her for free dances for another time?

Front Room

When to pull your dick out in a strip club.

Is there ever an apprpriate time that you can pull your dick out in a strip club other than taking a pee?

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

newest club in iowa. $10-$12 cover...

newest club in iowa. $10-$12 cover every time i have been here. door guy badgers you to tip cashier gal. told him to pay her hourly or take it out of the cover i just…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Although my favorite club is Platinum...

Although my favorite club is Platinum Plus in Portland, ME, this is my standby. Only 20 minutes down the road. Other than the expected restriction of touch, it's generally a good time. I don't know…

Flirt's Gentlemens Club

Waterloo, Iowa

one of two clubs in waterloo....

one of two clubs in waterloo. has had ongoing remodeling for last 2 years. latest improvement would be new chairs. cover range, $4-$5. drinks are reasonable. bathrooms are clean. staff is friendly. chicks range from…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

See earlier review from Friday, October...

See earlier review from Friday, October 01, 2004. Went back in on Saturday October 2 to see what other talent worked at this place. I do appreciate that these girls are cool with "no" or…

Concepts Show Girls

Lawrenceburg, Indiana

Went there on a thursday afternoon...

Went there on a thursday afternoon and was pleasantly surprised. Several 8's with a few 6's & 7's mixed in. Very friendly, low pressure, and very good laps. Also cushioned the lap…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Christies Cabaret Tempe is a really...

Christies Cabaret Tempe is a really nice club. I went on Sunday when they were having a amatuer night which they got 6 girls for. Lapdances are resonable but you have to make…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

The clubs in the area are...

The clubs in the area are getting better. Club Rsique has been here for a long time and they have invested in the inside. Plus lap dancing is not as common in this…

Hanky Panky

North Fair Oaks, California

Well this place has a pool...

Well this place has a pool table in the back which is cool. But as for the dancers none of them are really good looking or turn you on. As for the bar part they…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Much too expensive. Better than showcase...

Much too expensive. Better than showcase in beltsville, though, because at least you can squeeze tits here. I would recommend a one time visit here IF and ONLY IF Tara will be working. Those who…

Balloons

Providence, Rhode Island

Visited around 1:30 am Friday night/Saturday...

Visited around 1:30 am Friday night/Saturday morning. $15 cover. I expected homely girls, was pleasently surprised. Action at the stage was ok, but disconnected. The dancer grabbed my head and steered me around but…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

From what I saw when I...

From what I saw when I was here, this place is not all that great. The girls who were working there were ranging from 2-6. I was only approached for a dance once…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I recently had to head to...

I recently had to head to the area for business, and figured I'd see what all the excitement was about. I'll just say that the Hugger didn't disapoint. While there are definitely clubs…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Anchorage, Alaska

Very comfortable setting. The place...

Very comfortable setting. The place is packed on Friday and Saturday nights, but there are enough ladies around, you just might need to stand around during peak hours a few minutes before finding a…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

This club has changed and, unfortunately,...

This club has changed and, unfortunately, not for the better. The financial setup has changed several times in the past year. The latest twist means more money out of the customer's pocket with very little…

Wild Wild Joker

Charleston, South Carolina

Well, this is your basic good...

Well, this is your basic good ol' strip club. It is smoky, and medium sized. It has one main stage, and one dinky little side stage. The decor is mostly, black &…

Pink Pussycat Cabaret

Hialeah, Florida

This is the club I frequent...

This is the club I frequent most often. Not only because it is the closest to my home, but also because I tend to have the most fun there. Being a…

Score

Los Angeles, California

X Rated Naughty Porn and...

X Rated Naughty Porn and Magazine star in town Oct,10th,11th 12th.Ready to sign poloroids 8x10s and private one on one encounters. This Naughty Little Vixen is waiting to meet you and take you to Big…

Tea House of the Dancing Lady

Sandusky, Ohio

I stopped here awhile ago and...

I stopped here awhile ago and I have to say that I wasn't impressed. There were six girls working on a Saturday night. They were friendly to the locals but they weren't going…

Pretty Woman Lounge

Hamtramck, Michigan

I decided to try this place...

I decided to try this place out for the first time. First, when I parked, a guy that acted like he was a parking attendant rolled me for cash. Not even a fixed…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I visited this club again early...

I visited this club again early on a Saturday afternoon; there were about 10 girls working there, none above a 6, and several quite old and several quite large. Most had silicone tits. The…

Platinum Showgirls

Boynton Beach, Florida

$3 parking $10 cover Stopped by the other...

$3 parking $10 cover Stopped by the other night, nice club with decent girls. Of the 10 that I saw, 2 or 3 were 8+ while the rest were 5's at best. Dancers on…

The Executive Club

New York, New York

I don't know if it's really...

I don't know if it's really a trend, but it's certainly something that's big enough to be a topic discussed in strip club forums like this: the influx of foreign-born strippers. You don't get…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

this club was good one other...

this club was good one other time i went. this time it sucked. there were tons of dancers there. but i asked four girls for a vip and none would even come…

Nicola's

Commerce, California

they in the middle of remodeling...

they in the middle of remodeling this club. it now cost $5.00 to get in, but thay also includes a buffet style spread... the beers are reasonably priced ,you can get a corona for $5.00.one…

Michelle's Beach House

Derby, Kansas

Michelle just raised prices on the...

Michelle just raised prices on the dancers' drinks. For example, what used to be a $25.00 drink including alcohol is now a $25.00 soft drink, then you have to add $4.25 for a side…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Excellcent topless club with a main...

Excellcent topless club with a main stage and 2 other stages around the room. Big screen for the main sporting event of the evening. Dances are $20. Serves late night breakfast on…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Went back to Diamond Dolls. ...

Went back to Diamond Dolls. Had a great time! Did the Vip....150 for the room for an hour. 250.00 for the girl. We were left alone and left happy. Enjoyed…

Escapades

Tulsa, Oklahoma

My friends and I stoped in...

My friends and I stoped in this place and were NOT impressed. To tell the truth it scared the hell out of me. I work at a strip club in okc and thought i hade…

Lipstixx

Tampa, Florida

Visited Lipstixx for the first time...

Visited Lipstixx for the first time in about a year, and I was delighted to see that things have not changed (not substantially, anyway) since my last visit. It's still the friendliest club in town. Stopped…

Lipstixx

Tampa, Florida

I went to this place after...

I went to this place after hitting YS and the Mons. This place is scary!! Friday night so you'd expect some talent but the girls were on a 10 scale ,3-5 and that's…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

This is the best place to...

This is the best place to go in the Chicagoland area for lap dances. The 1st one you get in the group of 3 is the teaser with minimal grinding. The next two…

Jezebel's

Wichita, Kansas

If you want to go to...

If you want to go to a club where the only music played is hip-hop, then this club is for you. There is definitely no rock 'n' roll there, so you rockers need to…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Excellent Club. Very Close to...

Excellent Club. Very Close to Providence Place Mall, but still difficult to find. It's well worth it though. They have all nude upstairs and topless downstairs. Great selection of girls.…

Front Room

Should u become a stripper if....

Would u be making a fool out of yourself if you were to become a stripper and you have had a kid so you have minor stretchmarks on your abdomen. Or do you think men don't really look or care…

Front Room

Who considers Men who have Girlfriends....

Ok Heres a ? If a man is in a relationship and he goes to a strip club where he gets private dances and pays the money... But doesn't tell his girlfriend thats where he was.... who considers…

Gold Cup

Houston, Texas

It's been awhile since I had...

It's been awhile since I had gone to the Gold Cup but met up there with some friends recently on a Friday night.. It was busy on the inside as usual with a variety of…

Club 91

Pocatello, Idaho

HEY ANONYMOUS CHICKEN SHIT!! This is...

HEY ANONYMOUS CHICKEN SHIT!! This is Yawzz!!! At least I put down who this is, Spencer sucks? You must be one of Johns friends, because John doesnt even come close to the DJ talent Spence…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

I stopped in a few weeks...

I stopped in a few weeks back. This place seems to be going downhill. In the past there used to be a few decent girls, now they are almost all over-the-hillk, or never…

Hotties

Beaverton, Oregon

Not that great of a club,...

Not that great of a club, in my opinion. they looked to be second rate dancers, at best. table dances were okay, but nothing special. Food is ok, but the dancing is…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Went to the Rhino, and I'll...

Went to the Rhino, and I'll just say that the women are HOT! I don't believe I've been to a club where all of the women were so good looking. That being said,…

New Century Theater

San Francisco, California

I don't understand why the average...

I don't understand why the average rating of this club is lower than centerfold, or crazy horse, or MBOT. You go to strip clubs to see pretty girls strip, right? You can find the most…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Lots of beautiful, friendly dancer, waitresses,...

Lots of beautiful, friendly dancer, waitresses, and hostesses! It is hard to decide which I like best! The two hostesses bring out the food and clear the tables. They are under-tipped but…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

I think this is the best...

I think this is the best club in the Saint Louis area. The girls are better looking than those at the other clubs in the area and dress classier. You can get in free at…

Babe's Cabaret

Scottsdale, Arizona

the girls are unbelievably beautiful compared...

the girls are unbelievably beautiful compared to other clubs across the country it's mostly "air dances" - no lap dances, grinding, etc some of the girls are talkative most of them have a distant attitude - although most…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Stopped on a Sunday afternoon after...

Stopped on a Sunday afternoon after having to work all weekend. Just trying to unwind. Like most everyone else, I found the place a little seedy, but what the heck, I'm not staying…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Archibalds is an unusual club -...

Archibalds is an unusual club - downstairs during the week and two floors during the weekends. But, no matter when you go or where you sit, the gals are friendly and very nice looking.…

Front Room

If a stripper is GIVING her MONEY to her ABUSIVE BOYFRIEND, do you SPEND MONEY

If a stripper has an ABUSIVE BOYFRIEND that she is giving her MONEY to, do you SPEND MONEY on her? Do you BUY DANCES or PAY FOR CONVERSATION? Do you try to get her to see you OUTSIDE…

Best Club

San Salvador, El Salvador

This club is just down the...

This club is just down the street from Lips, but it's completely different. It portrays itself as a kind of high class club. The girls tend to be better looking and the atmosphere…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Was in the area and wanted...

Was in the area and wanted to check out the scene. Went to the Sundowner which was next door, but was packed wall to wall. Good looking girls, but if you are claustrophobic,…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Went to Yellow Rose on a...

Went to Yellow Rose on a recent Thursday evening. Had heard and read that this was supposed to be one of the top clubs in town. Seven dollar door wasn’t too bad, pretty…

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Went to Sugars on a recent...

Went to Sugars on a recent Wednesday evening. Had heard and read that this was supposed to be one of the top clubs in town. Seven dollar door wasn’t too bad, pretty much…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

I noticed ads for Cabaret at...

I noticed ads for Cabaret at Baby Dolls where I usually go, so thinking the clubs were related I was hoping that Caberet had relaxed the standoffish dance style I recalled from a couple of…

Red Barn Adult Theatre

East Grand Rapids, Michigan

Stopping by on late on a...

Stopping by on late on a Friday night, was worth every penny of the ten dollar cover (which includes bottled water or a free drink) and the twenty for a couch dance. Chose a table along…

Gentlemens Quarters

Hempstead, New York

Was there last Thursday till closing...

Was there last Thursday till closing time... had a pretty good time... girls are not too bad... some were real lookers... it was a good mix.. some russians... some white gals... couple of black gals...…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a recent Tuesday night. The quality of the woman was incredible. Many in the 8 - 10 range. Lap dances were $10 but were very non-friction. I think you need…

Titanic Club

San Salvador, El Salvador

Titanic is a nautical, tropical theme...

Titanic is a nautical, tropical theme strip club. The entrance fee is $6.oo and includes a beer. The interior is as good as a good american club gets, but this is El Salvador.…

Stars Nightclub Bar

San Salvador, El Salvador

Stars is the new club in...

Stars is the new club in town. It is easy to find, being on the circle with the statue that is the symbol of El Salvador and it is painted purple. The interior of the…

Lips

Cojutepeque, El Salvador

Lips is the best strip club...

Lips is the best strip club in the world! They have 40 girls working the club after 8:00 PM. Some are a little thick in the midsection, but there are some beauties in…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I've been to dozens of clubs...

I've been to dozens of clubs around North America and Canada. The Hugger is definatly one of the best. Great club. Hands on policy is unbeatable. No pressure to buy drinks. Girls are…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

Based on Joe's last review, I...

Based on Joe's last review, I decided to give this place a shot. I've been in the club a couple of times in the past, never for more than 10 minutes. Once again,…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Stopped by on a Thursday afternoon....

Stopped by on a Thursday afternoon. Fairly large club. There are now 4 clubs within a block of each other. Fannie's, Babe's, Riley's and Club Wax. This is a pretty big club, very open. Girls…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

This club is very small, very...

This club is very small, very run down. Had to pay $4 for parking even though it was the middle of the afternoon. There was about 8-10 girls in the club. Most were sitting with customers.…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

The girls look very nice here....

The girls look very nice here. However all the knockouts this night(about 4-6 total) were the obviously enhanced, fake barbie doll type which really doesn't appeal to me. Would like to see at…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Nice little dive. As noted...

Nice little dive. As noted in the prior reviews, it's a locals place. The girls are unlikely to come up to you and ask you if want a dance. The booth dances…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

Trumpp's has always had good...

Trumpp's has always had good looking ladies working there. Been going to Trumpp's for along time but just recently the change there dances from $20 to $25. The mileage is the same…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Went on a Tuesday afternoon (4pm)...

Went on a Tuesday afternoon (4pm) and it sucked. Only 3 day shift dancers, none worth remembering. And I paid $3 cover for this??? I will return on a weekend night, but…

Fancy's

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Not the nicest place around, but...

Not the nicest place around, but comfortable, I used to work there a few years ago and visited a few days ago. They have made many improvments...The girls look alot beter now than a few…

Body Shop

Foothill Farms, California

I really cannot give this club...

I really cannot give this club too high of a rating. There is a strange atmosphere here. Some good looking hard working girls that go home at night but provide the fantasy escape…

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

I visited the club on Friday...

I visited the club on Friday night and was very disappointed. The car lot was very full and I was expecting to find the club very busy, but it wasn't. Apparently all the…

Club Nikki's

Belmont, North Carolina

So I learned a lesson here....

So I learned a lesson here. $3 Jack & Cokes are something to get you in the door, but NEVER stay in a club when every dancer in the place stops what they are…

Pacers

San Diego, California

This club has improved in my...

This club has improved in my opinion over the last year. The girls working ranged from 6's to 8's. The waitresses and bar staff are usually quite friendly and funny. Since all…

Centerfolds Cabaret Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Club Paradise is a classy experience,...

Club Paradise is a classy experience, well worth your time. The girls on stage are amazing, and the girls working the crowd for drinks and shots are just as hot. If you have…

Brandi's Exotic Nightclub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Visited on a Thursday night 11-2....

Visited on a Thursday night 11-2. I do not understand the reviews of others or the statements on Vancouver Boards. I found this place to be of very high class, tons of gorgeous…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

Visited while in town on Sunday...

Visited while in town on Sunday evening. This place is out of the way, on the East side of FW, north of Arlington, somewhat hard to find but I called and received great, simple…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Monty3038, I will tell you that...

Monty3038, I will tell you that someone must have gotten your message to management, because I was there in September of this year, and had a great time. Was in MB for a little…

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

Was in the fold again last...

Was in the fold again last Monday. They now have a big screen TV and $1 drafts during the game. They got rid of the "power hour" drink specials, so back to 6…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

I literally arranged a business trip...

I literally arranged a business trip to S. Florida just to go to this club...unfortunately the 3-4 visits I was planning turned out to be only one, late at night after a dinner meeting.…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped by Bogart's on a whim...

Stopped by Bogart's on a whim this past Sunday and was pleasantly surprised. Of course I wasn't really expecting much, but turns out this is a place I would return to if I'm "in…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

I found the prices high and...

I found the prices high and the mileage low. The building is strange, on several levels and not appealing. You park your own car accross the street and they charge you $4 for the valet.…

Front Room

How much $ to bring.

On an average trip, what do you think is a good amount to take to a club? I have varied from $30 bucks minimum on a quick in and out a lunch to about $1,000 just wondering…

Front Room

Knowledge Tool for you Gazers

This is not a Plug. Members should visit Fastseduction.com for an attitude adjustment when dealing with strippers. Good advise to apply with knowledge gotten here at TUSCL. Some of you guys need to go back to school...I'm…

Front Room

Here is a quote apparently written by R....

yes I think most customers have low self esteem and rightfully so most of the time. where else can these guys get a beautiful website and spend their precious time reading all my silly comments? NOWHERE that's where. They must…

Front Room

Do strippers get ATTACHED to customers who pay SMALL AMOUNTS for SEXUAL ACTIVITI

Do some strippers who SELL SEXUAL SERVICES get ATTACHED to customers who pay SMALL AMOUNTS OF MONEY (like FIVE DOLLARS or TEN DOLLARS for example) for those sexual services? Are the strippers thinking "this CUSTOMER is my FRIEND and…

Front Room

Why does RL write in CAPITOLS occasionally?

Why, please tell me, just a pet peave?