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Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

This place is still the best...

This place is still the best in the region, but is plagued by strange rules and policies. For example, they are now BYOB on Monday through Thursday, but NO ALCOHOL allowed on Friday or…

Lipstixx

Tampa, Florida

I normally enjoy this club, but...

I normally enjoy this club, but last night, I left without a smile. Doreen (I think) approached me and spent about minute getting to know me, stuck out her hand, and said, “Pay me”! When…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

A few friends and I decided...

A few friends and I decided to check out the all-new 5 million-dollar strip club The Coliseum. Arrived Friday night at about 9pm. It can be difficult to find since it is located a couple…

Baby Dolls

New Carlisle, Ohio

Thi9s club is the worst club...

Thi9s club is the worst club I've ever been to. The only good thing about the club is that they don't confiscate your camera phones the minute you step through the door; now i…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

This club was remodeled two or...

This club was remodeled two or three years ago. There is a main stage in the center of the club with (not enough) seats on either side of it. There are smaller stages, surrounded by…

Jaguars Gold Club

Longview, Texas

Popped in on a Wednesday night...

Popped in on a Wednesday night not knowing what to expect. Since dances were $10, I thought few dancers would be there. I was glad to find out that $10 gets you just as much…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

This is a club that probably...

This is a club that probably deserves to be in the "Top 40" and isn't. Parking is free in a well lit suburban plaza. The interior of the club is nicely appointed and clean. There…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

Just returned from Las Vegas. ...

Just returned from Las Vegas. Spent a few hours one evening at the Crazy Horse. Fairly crowded with a great selection of good looking dancers. You would think that milage in Vegas…

Night Shift

Baltimore, Maryland

They have FINALLY fixed the mens...

They have FINALLY fixed the mens room in this club! Over the years, whenever they had a problem with on of the toilets they just removed it. The new mens room actually looks upscale. They used…

Bottoms Up

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Visited Coconutz on Wed and Thur...

Visited Coconutz on Wed and Thur afternoon. 2 girls dancing - Akasha 5:10, athletic build, 36 EE, Precious 5:8, athletic build, 36 B. couch dances $25, no cover until 7 or 8PM. Awesome multiple couch…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

Visited this club again on a...

Visited this club again on a lazy Saturday afternoon. My first choice was Rick's south. But at the time I went there it was closedd (about 3:30 PM). Which was odd with…

Extravigances

Boca del Rio, Veracruz

A full nude club with above...

A full nude club with above average women from Mexico and Central America. A total nude full touch lap dance cost 100 Pesos, and as the girl said, a BJ will cost more!

Fantasy Fare

Atlanta, Georgia

Re-submitted review This place was a complete...

Re-submitted review This place was a complete waste of time. I went here about 3 weeks ago. This in not a typical strip club. When you go in, you are greeted by a…

New Green Frog

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

This is the place to go...

This is the place to go on the island if you want a quality lap dance. Do not get a dance from any white girls. If you want that go to Club 10…

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

Re-submitted review Since Tuscl had a slight...

Re-submitted review Since Tuscl had a slight technical snafu and lost some reviews, I decided to go through the trouble of returning to The Masters to refresh my memory before I resubmitted. It is clear…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

The club is well appointed and...

The club is well appointed and a bit flashy, but the staff is a bit cold. I thought the club was a big impersonal machine designed to take your money without giving you much…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

It’s about time I reviewed my...

It’s about time I reviewed my favorite club. Bombshells is a sleazy dive in a nice neighborhood. If you forget your money, there’s a bank next door, and another bank next to that…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

if your looking for some attractive...

if your looking for some attractive dancers with possibilities of getting a little extra then henry VIII is the place for you. the dancers are attractive and are usually in very chatty moods. my advice…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

It has been a while since...

It has been a while since I visited the good ol MV. Yesterday evening made me wonder why it has been so long since my last visit. I was approached by hotties left…

Fantasies on 5th Avenue

Anchorage, Alaska

Fantasies is my choice for Anchorage....

Fantasies is my choice for Anchorage. $10 to get in, $8 if you have a membership. No extras is the norm, don't expect any. The place will be real nice when they get the remodeling…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Re-Submitted Review This is not a bad...

Re-Submitted Review This is not a bad club, but you have to know what you are going to get before you go in. First, it is small and most of the dancers and patrons are…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Went to Toronto. Public transit...

Went to Toronto. Public transit is really good in this city, and you can get to most of the party areas in town, drink as much as you like, and stagger back to your…

Studio 10

Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario

most of the girls are fairly...

most of the girls are fairly hot, the beer is ice cold, and the seats are comfy. Over all I'd says that its a good enough place to go to for a good time

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

This is a great club. ...

This is a great club. It's a bit skanky, but I like that. The girls are pretty hot and you get a lot of action in the private dances. You'll also get…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Great lunch break with sports bar/mirrored...

Great lunch break with sports bar/mirrored strip club atmosphere... The girls vary greatly in quality but are mostly 5-7s... The private room dances can be frisky, but careful selection is key. Plenty of privacy,…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

This was the first cold and...

This was the first cold and rainy Thursday evening of the season. The parking lot was very full but unfortunately not much exciting was going on inside. None of my regular favs were in attendance.…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

The room is attractive although crowded,...

The room is attractive although crowded, and the music is good. But the girls run from average to awful ... bad to look at, no business in this business. And lots of pressure…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Hi guys again I am a...

Hi guys again I am a dancer@ the playhouse, and would like to ask if you could all due us dancers @ the playhouse a favor. Do you think you can be a little less…

Playmates

Parkersburg, West Virginia

Decide what you are looking for....

Decide what you are looking for. If you want incredible contact and nude dancers, this is the place to go. I went back to try it again Thursday night and was rewarded for my time.…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

I decided to visit this club...

I decided to visit this club for the first time Friday night. Judging from the number of cars in the lot, the place must have been packed. I never found out because I…

Brass Rail

Sunnyvale, California

The crowd is a little rougher...

The crowd is a little rougher than I would normally like for a strip club. The girls are nice, mostly 8-9's, a couple of 10's. Place is generally pretty busy whenever I've been…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a layover on a business trip. Came in on a Thursday night about 9:30 at night. My plan was to visit Michael's for a couple of hours and then head…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Visible from I91 just north of...

Visible from I91 just north of exit 33. Take that exit, turn right twice and follow the access road around. Nice decor in a pretty small club. Girls vary a bit in appearance and…

Brandi's Exotic Nightclub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Visited here on a tuesday evening...

Visited here on a tuesday evening on a recent business trip. $7 cover, you MUST check your coat, $2 to the coat check girl, it was early about 8:30. Not much happening, the…

Brandi's Exotic Nightclub

Vancouver, British Columbia

I forgot on my previous entry,...

I forgot on my previous entry, don't pass up the shoulder and neck massage girl. It is worth all the $20 for the 10 minute massage!

Cecil Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Visited here on a Tuesday evening...

Visited here on a Tuesday evening around 9. $5 cover, at least you don't have to check your coat! A decent club, but like Brandi's, too much time between dancers. I…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

Visited for the first time on...

Visited for the first time on Friday night. Club is pretty laid back. The dancing on stage seems to be incidental, not the main attraction. Dancers ranged from 4-8 with one 9.…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

I visited here on a Thursday...

I visited here on a Thursday evening around 10, and was surprised after reading previous reviews. Personally I would say this was the best that I encountered in this city. It is true…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Repost of an earlier review that...

Repost of an earlier review that was apparently lost. Made it over about a month ago around lunch time on a weekday. Cover was $4. Beer for me and spicy bloody mary for dancer…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Again I went there on a...

Again I went there on a Tuesday evening right before the 1000 wet tshirt contest. A lot of chicks from other clubs were dancing here too since they wanted to win the prize.…

SouthFork Lounge

Watertown, South Dakota

I was there on a Monday...

I was there on a Monday evening and there was 5 girls. All girls had decent bodies but in my eyes I thought that most of them looked just a couple of years old to…

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, New Jersey

Stopped in there on a Thursday...

Stopped in there on a Thursday afternoon at about 4:00. Place was really dead. Just 4 or 5 other patrons besides myself. I would have thought that the girls would be working hard, but not…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Summary: Huge place with many girls....

Summary: Huge place with many girls. Girls were Hot, and private dances were very good with lots of contact. I was passing thru on bussiness a couple of months ago. I arrived in the late…

Coco's Lounge Living on the Edge

Miami, Florida

nothing but black women...a couple that...

nothing but black women...a couple that are beautiul and smart...a couple that are complete hoodrats...expect to see a lot o gold teeth in this place...you will not feel safe here the first time, i guarantee,…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

After reading all the great reviews...

After reading all the great reviews (and a few that were not so great), thought I'd stop by last week to check out the place. Got there around 4:30 in the afternoon, just in…

Class Act Show Bar

Tampa, Florida

Went here on a Thursday night....

Went here on a Thursday night. There were about 10 or so girls...ranging from 3-8's....most were 6-8's. Most of them appear to be college girls. Very pretty...several were really in to dancing. All were very…

Big Louie's Gentlemen's Club

St. Robert, Missouri

What is this guy talking about?...

What is this guy talking about? Dances are only $30 without a wrist band and $25 with. The club is being remodled , however it is for the MISS NUDE UNIVERSE PAGEANT Oct. 27th-30th. The…

The Library

Las Vegas, Nevada

In my ongoing tour of clubs...

In my ongoing tour of clubs I haven't been to in ages, I stopped by the Library last night. The last time I was there was probably 2 years ago, and I had a…

Scarlett O'Hara's

Sioux Falls, South Dakota

I was there on a Tuesday...

I was there on a Tuesday night and all of the girls were great. They were very friendly and had great attitudes while they were on the stage. The bartender was wearing a skirt sooooo…

Centerfolds Cabaret Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I went here on a Monday...

I went here on a Monday night (Oct. 11) in the middle of Monday Night Football action so the place was fairly busy. Cover charge was $5 for an out-of-towner but they had a free…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I came here on a Tuesday...

I came here on a Tuesday night (Oct. 12) at around 7pm. After I got in I almost immediately got a dance from a voluptuous brunette who's name escapes me. I got another one from…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

I hit the Yellow Rose last...

I hit the Yellow Rose last Thursday. I have never had less luck with girls there: When I looked around I didn't see anybody else doing more than minimal touching of lap dancers…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Good Club. I took a date...

Good Club. I took a date there and she had a wonderful time. The ladies were very friendly but i dont think they were to pushy. They seemed to be running a scam with the…

Garden of Eden

San Francisco, California

Went to the vu on a...

Went to the vu on a Saturday night. Place was about half full. Lots of beautful eye candy around. Talked to Angel for quite some time and then did a $100 dance…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is my favorite club in...

This is my favorite club in Vegas... but perhaps I just don't get out enough. Expect to pay a couple bucks for valet parking when you get there (no choice). Cover is $20…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

This place can be the best...

This place can be the best or it can be the worst. The women that hang around the front door and harass you as soon as you walk in make this place a…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a Tuesday evening, about 7:30 with 3 friends on a golf trip. It is one of the best I have ever been in. It is attractive both inside…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

This place used to be enjoyable,...

This place used to be enjoyable, but since PP took it over, it's turned into a really lame place. They offer food, which is really nasty, like they buy bulk tv dinners and heat…

Front Room

Is it getting EASIER to get lap dances for FIVE DOLLARS?

A question for those customers who CARE ABOUT THEIR MONEY - Are you finding that it is getting EASIER to get lap dances for between FIVE DOLLARS and SEVEN DOLLARS? Is paying more than TEN DOLLARS for a lap dance GOING…

Wonderland Gentlemen's Club

Houston, Texas

My roomate and I made our...

My roomate and I made our way to Babe's and two dancers come through to sit with us. The place was dead as hell, but my homie and I were drunk off our asses, so…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Decided to go Monday night to...

Decided to go Monday night to Michael's and watch a little football, and check out the night scene, as I usually go during lunch. It was a completely different lineup, but with the same good…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

We decide to Go by Treasures....

We decide to Go by Treasures. We get there and the buffet is awesome but the girls just aren't there and this is the first of the month. Well I finish my lunch and my…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

This place keeps going up and...

This place keeps going up and down. Turnover here is phenomonal and depending on whether they have hired a good crop of girls recently will reflect in your enjoyment on any particular visit.…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

The weekday Happy Hour at the...

The weekday Happy Hour at the Men's Club is the best thing that I found in Houston. No cover charge, $1.50 drinks, and free appetizers. Last Wednesday, I watched the Atlanta/Houston game there…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

In spite of all the warnings...

In spite of all the warnings posted here about Market Street Cinema (MSC), I visited the club about 12:30 pm, on 9/24 to check out a feature performer named Kayla Cupcakes. In short, I've…

Discotheque Lounge

Agusta, Georgia

Went for happy hour mid-week. Best...

Went for happy hour mid-week. Best happy hour deal in town, double of top shelf liquor, $6. Bartender is very nice also. Medium sized club, large stage in the center, full nude, no contact. Private…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

I'v been to Club O 4...

I'v been to Club O 4 times, all between 6pm & 8pm. I find the atmospher very nice, it's trying to be an upscale club on the south side of Chicago. It's the…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Unlike the previous review, let's give...

Unlike the previous review, let's give this club some time to work the kinks out. It's only been open since August 28th. To correct the previous review the dances are 20.00 or 3…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Too many hands out to be...

Too many hands out to be greased. There is only one girl there who I see and that is Tia. This girl is an 11. Face, body, killer smile, and the best…

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, Ontario

Unexpectedly (to me only) this club...

Unexpectedly (to me only) this club was at the beginning of Hwy 55 right under the shadow of the QEW, near the Welland Canal, not near the lake. I visited on a Wednesday…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

Spent four hours with Jenna yesterday....

Spent four hours with Jenna yesterday. What a blast. She is personable, fun and enjoyable to be with. A great body. She is in daily from 3 to 8. Don't miss her!

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

I went back. This is my...

I went back. This is my second visit. This place has really improved since my last visit. Maybe i went on a bad night. The dancers were friendlier and the club looked alot cleaner. I…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

I have to upgrade my rating...

I have to upgrade my rating based on my last two visits. The girls are a lot better looking than in the past, a whole lot better looking. They seem to be…

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Like dennyspade before me Jimmy's is...

Like dennyspade before me Jimmy's is electric. Reason I know is because I had a little input in the new semi-private booths in the new VIP room. Denny said it all...this guy is…

Discotheque Lounge

Agusta, Georgia

The one girl you must see...

The one girl you must see in Augusta is Candy at the Discotheque. She is a definite 10; besides her awesome looks, she has a wonderful personality. She is great just to talk…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

The men's bathroom is terrible....I have...

The men's bathroom is terrible....I have smelled areas in New York City that smelled better! I went to Pleasures last night around 10:30, and I stayed until almost closing. I had several dancers last night.…

Lipstixx

Tampa, Florida

I was passing through town once...

I was passing through town once again on a weeknight and decided to give this club one more look-see. (see previous review) Arrived a little after 8PM. Paid $12 to get in,…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

Belated review. Went here on...

Belated review. Went here on a Sat night. Packed house with lots of entertainment on stage and walking around. It starts adding up with valet, admission, coat check, etc. Girls 5-9…

Theatre Chochotte

Paris, France

This is a different kind of...

This is a different kind of club. Small, almost living-room type setting. After paying your admission, you go downstairs and have a seat, then watch a progression of shows that includes some pretty hot dancing,…

Night Shift

Baltimore, Maryland

went to night shifts on tues...

went to night shifts on tues a little after 4 when they open for the day. the club is an odd layout with the bar right in front of you and a stage off…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Stopped in on a weekday afternoon...

Stopped in on a weekday afternoon and the place was just about deserted--two dancers and three patrons. Decided to get a dance from a rather friendly blonde who ushered me upstairs to a private…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Quality varies greatly depending on the...

Quality varies greatly depending on the night. Given the right girl, the couch dances can be very productive. Very causual crowd, girls are usually friendly.

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

I love the BYOB part! ...

I love the BYOB part! The girls are the hottest I've seen and the most fun. Guys, take all your girls here... they treat them right (take it from me... I am a…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

Stopped by the other day during...

Stopped by the other day during the daytime and it wasn't very crowded. Parking on the street is not the biggest issue, at least during the day, because of the video camera set up…

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, Oregon

Stars is just outside of Portland...

Stars is just outside of Portland and is worth the short trip if you're into seeing beautiful women. But going to Stars is like being a kid in a candy store with no money.…

Rooster's Barnyard

Doraville, Georgia

I hit Rooster's on a Friday...

I hit Rooster's on a Friday as I was headed East and got caught in traffic. Enjoyed about 90 minutes in the club and got a dance from Nicole and a dance from Heaven/Heather plus…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Went to Ricks on a sunny...

Went to Ricks on a sunny Sunday afternoon. Hooked up with well endowed blonde. Got 3 dances in the VIP area for $90. Each dance got a bit nastier ; by…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Went here on a weekend night...

Went here on a weekend night - park at the garage at 5th and mission. Cover is 25, walk into a threatre seating. Girls coming in every shape, size, and ethnicity - which…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I recently went to the Playhouse...

I recently went to the Playhouse lounge and had a extremely good experience. The place was very crowded for the afternoon to my surprise. But once I sat down I figured out why.…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped by PP this afternoon. Same...

Stopped by PP this afternoon. Same as usual...good ratio of girls to guys. There were a quite a few new girls this week. One that especially caught my attention...young, friendly and innocent seeming. Turns out…

Little Darlings

Lemon Grove, California

Interesting place Girls are fairly pretty...

Interesting place Girls are fairly pretty but no porn star 10 knockouts. Very well lit and the dancers seem to enjoy their work very friendly atmosphere. There are often specials like 4 dances…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

I visited the club on numerous...

I visited the club on numerous occasions during the last two weeks (I have been there in the past also). Cover charge is now $5.00. If you want to see beautiful girls, Nighttrips…

Fantasy Island

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

I visited Fantasy Island on 3...

I visited Fantasy Island on 3 occasions last week...once in the day and twice at night. The girls range from about 5 to 8 (I found that there were more 7's and 8's, at…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I made my first Sunday visit...

I made my first Sunday visit to this club on October 10th. The club opens at 1:00 on Sunday; I arrived at 4:15 or so. There was no cover charge at this time. (I've never…

Playmates

Cocoa, Florida

Ok, the $10 cover charge is...

Ok, the $10 cover charge is a little steep to get in. The place is very clean(because not much activity). Bathrooms missing mirrors and one of the urinals was broken but as a whole the…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

well, I can't complain.. the visit...

well, I can't complain.. the visit yesterday afternoon was fulfulling, yes, I did say what I meant : ) Five or six very nice looking women, my favorite being Savannah, late of Christies of Nashville.…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

dropped by yesterday afternoon... about 6...

dropped by yesterday afternoon... about 6 girls showing on the floor. perhaps more in dances. Nice quality women, all in lingerie.. I wanted FOOD, which they didn't have. I did, however, make a mental note…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The bar area feels like a...

The bar area feels like a bar as much as a strip club. Low key & friendly mostly. Pressure and hustle not too much. Laps in the next room allow some touch, but you are…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This place totally rocks. The best....

This place totally rocks. The best. Young good looking girls, a few average ones too. OK milage if you get a dance in your chair. They are cracking down on any extras that are not…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Had been by the Gold Club...

Had been by the Gold Club a couple of times before in the afternoon and it was not great, but gave it another shot last night during the Yankee/Red Sox game 2. With the…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

The club, itself, is the best-looking,...

The club, itself, is the best-looking, most comfortable club in New England. The women are among the hottest in Massachusetts. It is a pretty typical Massachusetts club, though, where you'll get pretty typical…

Front Room

Crackdown in Nashville

Tried to visit a couple of clubs in Nashville today and both were padlocked with signs stating the clubs were closed by order of the court. Reading reviews from last week, it appears 4 were closed. Showtime, one…

Front Room

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Front Room

How Have You Suffered Due to Dancers?

1. Instead of being worth 10 million you're only worth 1 million. 2. Your focus in life is REAL NAMES and PHONE NUMBERS along with FREE stripper time OUTSIDE THE CLUB. 3. You remain ignorant of divorce court because…

Front Room

How often to dancers get knocked up by customers?

How common is it?

Front Room

Would you care if a stripper you SPENT MONEY on had an ABUSIVE BOYFRIEND?

Would you care if a stripper you SPENT MONEY on had an ABUSIVE BOYFRIEND? Would you still spend MONEY on her? Would you HAGGLE over the price of dances?

Front Room

Do any posters here go to strip clubs to LOOK FOR A GIRLFRIEND?

From reading the posts on various boards, it seems to me that some customers are HOPING and/or TRYING to get themselves a GIRLFRIEND in a strip club. I wanted to know if there are posters on this board who…

Front Room

Customers who PESTER THE SAME stripper to go out with them FOR FREE

There may be customers out there who would like to know a stripper's REAL NAME and PHONE NUMBER and see her OUTSIDE THE CLUB for FREE. Unfortunately, there may be customers who REPEATEDLY ask THE SAME stripper to spend…