By the way I'm extremly hard...

By the way I'm extremly hard in my ratings. So a 7 is really good in my book. I have only been to this club once since it was remodeled in early 2003. Before xoticas, and stilletos came to town, Tex-Mex was the best strip club in the McAllen_Edinburg_Pharr area. The remodeling looks nice, and there is a very large main stage with 2 or 3 side stages. I actually went only to see XXX star and dancer Friday do her feature, but this is what happened. I was very conservative with my money, and ordered a beer, and was trying to time my visit to see her performance and get a polaroid a little chat and split. Show time was supposed to be at 10 and at 10:20 still no feature performer, and a young 19 yr old dancer who spoke very little english asked me for a dance. Normally I don't get dances from a girl that I haven't already tipped on stage, but she was about 5'7 115 # and just so cute that I couldn't say no. So she took me to the back room where they have those wall couches with barriers for privacy and she danced for me and after one song I was on the brink of you know where I told her to keep going for the next song and after about one more minute I was in bliss. This is the second time this has happened in a year and I'm 29 and a strip club vet, I never came close (no pun intended) to doing this when I was 20 or 21. Well after this I was about 50 bucks lighter and decided to call it a night, but the way by this time it was about 10:40 and still no feature dancer. I'm sure Friday was great, but any feature performance couldn't top what happened to me.

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The Wombat