This might be the worst club...

This might be the worst club I've ever been to (which is about 30 clubs in various parts of the country) Actually it isn't the worst, but it was bad in my experience. Let's see what have I seen here. I saw a woman with a cast on her arm dancing. I went one night and the place might as well have been a pool hall, because that was all that was going on. I was there for about an hour and nobody danced on stage! I also want to know why no hispanics seem to dance in San Angelo clubs? I've seen women as old as probably 50(or at least looked like it) dancing here. One visit I saw a cute little blond and was chatting with her, but she wanted $20 per dance(which I'll consider), she went on to tell me she made a guy cum in his pants the week before from her lap dancing. I don't know if I was short on cash or just turned off by her west texas accent, but I didn't go for it. The club is laid out alright, and even though the building is old, it isn't that bad considering the alternative. They just need nicer looking women, simple as that.

The Wombat strikes again